Color My World.... in Pink!

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HoD Messner, Co-Captain

Messner enjoys sharing the rank of Captain with the Bch sisters. Hobbies include trampoline jumping and jello wrestling. Married to the Bch sisters.

 

HoDs Bch and Mnstral, Co-Captains

Hobbies include manicures and coordinating shoes and outfits in all hues of fuchsia. The Sisters Bch are the undefeated partner jello champions of Qonos. Married to Messner.

 

Commander Kwalus, Helm Officer

With legs longer than Vanroy, Kwalus is a knockout. What she lacks in brains she makes up for in looks. For this reason we’ve given her a prominent rank and position on the bridge. Hobbies include leather weaving and hair beading. Marital status is single, but she happily dates most species and genders on the ship. In relation to this, Kwalus is seven months pregnant and has not determined the paternity of her baby yet.

 

Commander Koralev, Chief Engineer

Satiating his extreme love of children, Koralev has five adopted children of his own (of varying alien species and ages), and he voluntarily heads the Qob daycare center, taking as many shifts as his duty schedule allows. Koralev also loves to give extensive tours of the Qob to all guest visitors.

 

Lieutenant Commander TroNoQ, Chief Medical Officer

Sweet as a daisy on a spring morning, TroNoQ is the doctor we all love to visit. Although he is a self-medicating hypochondriac, we tend to overlook this because he gives us big pink lollipops when we visit sickbay. Our favorite is “bubblegum.” Hobbies include cooking things that are pink, including the lollipops, liters and liters of pink jello for our matches, and pink frosted pastries.

 

Lieutenant Commander Qavin, Chief Security Officer

Fit as a whip, Qavin’s personal mission is to keep us all in shape. She enjoys (and preaches) a macrobiotic diet and strict exercise regime. No caffeine, sugar, or pink champagne for this lovely lady! Hobbies include preparing her macrobiotic meals, since nobody else will.

 

Lieutenant Senior Grade Sargh, Chief Science Officer

One of our more mentally challenged crewmen, he’s easy to look at so we’ve assigned him a visible position. Hobbies include building mazes and competing with his pet hamster.

 

Lieutenant Random Perfect, Assistant Science Officer

Random has overcome a natural tendency towards being introverted as a result of being born butt-ugly and expresses this in a dominatrix role in her marriage. This does not interfere in her work – In fact she has a good rapport with the rest of the crew. We do tend to assign her to the labs frequently, just so we don’t have to look at her. Hobbies include club fighting and knitting. Married to Vanroy. Has one daughter from a previous marriage, also butt-ugly.

 

Lieutenant Junior Grade Vanroy, Ship’s Councilor

Vanroy is an altruistic and empathetic councilor. He loves to listen and would love to chat even more if not for the unfortunate accident that left him toungeless. Unable to modify a thought-translation device, he has become adept in Universal Sign Language. Unfortunately most of the crew hasn’t gotten around to learning it to reciprocate communication. Vanroy is content with his work and finds advancement in rank unnecessary to his wholesome well-being. Hobbies include listening to endless Vivaldi. Married to Random.

 

Ensign Koshic, Assistant Medical

Short and awkward, he has delusions of being the crowned prince of Elasia and quite the ladies-man. He has been assigned daily counseling sessions with Vanroy for the duration of his stay on the Qob. Hobbies include boasting to everyone within earshot, and sucking pink lollipops in medical.