Caption Contest

[V'Roy 0]

Pull my finger.

[Guest Vulcan3324]

Watergate never happened. Remember that, kids. It all happened in the Holodeck.

[Cptn Corizon 0]

Now Checkers was a good dog...

[Sisson 0]

"He did it! Hes one who put the pornographic magazines under my pillow!"

[knlwtchr 0]

:: bows ::

 

Here's your new pic:

...catch a tiger by the toe, eeny meenie miney moe! Alito, you're in.

[eagle 0]

Nixon: I told you before," I am not a crook".... ;)

[Elgor 0]

Nixon: I swear by this sacred document ::holds up a menu where you get Yoogi Bear to the Washington Monument:: That I didn't sanction Watergate.

Reporter: But that's just a menu where you get Yoogi Bear to the Washington Monument.

Nixon: Stained with the blood of American patriots!

Reporter: Buuuuuut that's jelly!

Nixon: ::solemnly:: From the unknown toaster

Edited February 1, 2006 by Elgor

[Merina 0]

I know where you all live!!!

[Kansas_Jones 0]

<Nixon>

 

"Don't Make Me Come Over There!"

[Nemesis 0]

 

"It's my mortal enemy...Chuck Norris"

[LoAmi 0]

Sisson, your caption is so weird and out of context that you win. (Nem and V'Roy are close seconds). Congratulations.

[Sisson 0]

Ok here yah go:

 

Edited February 3, 2006 by Sisson

[knlwtchr 0]

Ok here yah go:

 

"Mom? Hi. Uh..Ive got good news and bad news. Good news first? OK, I married Thomas. Bad news? He's a polygamist."

 

::Pause and glare at the camera::

 

"Mom, stop laughing..."

[Spitfire 0]

"Hey dad, turn on the TV to channle 5. I'm getting married!"::thinks;you better get pissed off because this is what you get taking away my new costem corvette::

"You're what!!!"

"I'm getting married. Oh wait for a second...I do"

Edited February 3, 2006 by Spitfire

[eagle 0]

Yes big brother,i know so many virgins,so little time....no i dont care if you

really do want to come,well gotta go ..huh,ok if you'll stay away i'll bring a

few home for you to play with .... ;)

[Elgor 0]

It was at that moment that little Sally May realized that she'd have to cancel her Virgin Mobile subscribtion. You never know what'll happen at a wedding reception! ;)

[CaptainSDavies 0]

Ok here yah go:

 

"There are times when making a fifteen minute phone call to save money on car insurance, can actually wait."

[V'Roy 0]

 

"I'm sorry, this is no longer the phone sex hotline."

[Nemesis 0]

"There are times when making a fifteen minute phone call to save money on car insurance, can actually wait."

Darnit! You stole my idea... now I have to rethunk one!

[Merina 0]

who said private calls to your real fiancee would go un-noticed.

[Sisson 0]

"I'm sorry, this is no longer the phone sex hotline."

V'Roy, you win this round! This quote cracked me up for about 10 minutes. The others were good too, but gotta say they werent as funny as this

[knlwtchr 0]

V'Roy, you win this round! This quote cracked me up for about 10 minutes. The others were good too, but gotta say they werent as funny as this

Uh oh. V'Roy won one? OK, now be tame with your pic ... =0]

[V'Roy 0]

You knew this was going to happen sooner or later.

[Sisson 0]

I don't want to won't to win this pic, but ill give my caption anyways

 

 

"I wonder what the guys will think when they see me like this. God it feels good!"

[eagle 0]

Hello all...my name is fred,.....Welcome to STSF.....shore leave