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Caption Contest

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Oh hai! :rolleyes:

 

mqbhaer-snakebird.jpg

"Let me keep you warm with my love... my warm acidy belly love."

~Ali

Edited by Aliana Lucindak

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KSN (Kat Shopping Network):

 

Coming up next is the the NEW ExtendiGrip 3000! Sure to land that tweety into your belly with less stalking! Auto-tenderizes and marinates! Coils up when not in use! Rattles to help you find it! The PURRFECT gift for your mother out on the farm!

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OMG! It's like Dean's Run for President in '04! "YYYYAAAAAHHH!!!"

Edited by B'Etor Patterson

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Oh hai! :rolleyes:

 

mqbhaer-snakebird.jpg

 

::bad japanese english <ala that spike show>:: Place your Bets now.. your choice

A- Snake eats bird

B- Snake eats Fence

C- Avian Gas, Snake dies!

 

ha ha Times up!

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:rolleyes:-->

QUOTE(B @ Sep 6 2008, 07:17 PM) 84171[/snapback]
OMG! It's like Dean's Run for President in '04! "YYYYAAAAAHHH!!!"

That post has nothing to do with the picture.

 

However, any reference to Dean's "I Have a Scream" speech is worthy of Honorable Mention at least.

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QUOTE(B @ Sep 6 2008, 07:17 PM) 84171[/snapback]OMG! It's like Dean's Run for President in '04! "YYYYAAAAAHHH!!!"

That post has nothing to do with the picture.

 

However, any reference to Dean's "I Have a Scream" speech is worthy of Honorable Mention at least.

 

No But just.. hear the scream.... Think of the scream.. and move the snake with the scream... HAHAHAHA! It works!

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Hmmm, almost forgot about this.

 

Mreh K'hal for sheer level of detail. :rolleyes:

 

Will Marx runner-up.

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Let's see what we can do with this one...

 

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"And this is our next stop in our 'How obvious' tour. As you can see it displays exactly what we wanted for this museum. It is obvious, and plays on the duller human mind. Perfect for our criteria."

~Ze'Rea

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Let's see what we can do with this one...

 

State_the_Obvious.jpg

 

I hate stupid people. If it weren't for stupid people, we wouldn't need the obvious.

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Could be worse.

 

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State_the_Obvious.jpg

 

another example of someone getting sued for stupid reasons. (a-la mcdonalds 'hot coffee' incident)

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"The balcony is also not on any of the other floors. As a matter of fact, this entire complex is only present in your mind."

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This reminds me of my last DVD rack I bought, which had a massive warning label warning me that it was not a ladder and/or climbing device.

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Let's see what we can do with this one...

 

State_the_Obvious.jpg

 

 

Executive: Ugh...ok...so we brought this consulting company in to update the building at work, to factor in diversity and sensitivites..and it was a disaster.

 

Wife: why's that dear?

 

Exec: All they could come up with is that we need to be catering to the depth-perception-impaired...morons.

 

 

 

(true story...an advertising consultant was brought in to update the name of "Wisconsin Electric Corporation" They came up with "We Energies"...remove the space in that title and enjoy :rolleyes: )

Edited by Sam_SemaJ

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Also...a while back i mentioned that like 40% of the photos on this topic are crashed planes and 100% of the time someone make the "troi" comment. The tilted Air France plane only confirmed my theory...weird.

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Doesn't look like this one generated much, sorry about that. So, we'll move on!

 

This one will go to the Sams. Semaj is the winner, purely for the aside about We Energies. Kent is the runner up. Ready, set, go!

 

Executive: Ugh...ok...so we brought this consulting company in to update the building at work, to factor in diversity and sensitivites..and it was a disaster.

 

Wife: why's that dear?

 

Exec: All they could come up with is that we need to be catering to the depth-perception-impaired...morons.

 

(true story...an advertising consultant was brought in to update the name of "Wisconsin Electric Corporation" They came up with "We Energies"...remove the space in that title and enjoy ;) )

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Yay, I won! Sorry if I kept you waiting...will find picture soon.

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UnusualCarCrash.jpg Edited by Sam_SemaJ

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UnusualCarCrash.jpg

When Stupid People Valet Park.

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During their off-hours, the two beat-up old cars liked to re-enact Mufasa's murder scene from The Lion King.

 

[/exceedingly random mood]

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"When the parking garage's sign said 'You'll fall for our low rates' I didn't think they were being that literal," exclaimed the man to his insurance agent.

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