Caption Contest

[Dumbass 0]

 

Daryus when he was a kitten.

[Guest STSF_Amnor]

 

 

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.....

 

Haha. Made you look.

[Images 0]

KFC's newest low..."Bucket O' Cat"

[Merina 0]

Man why spoil the Caits suprise attack.

[Tyana 0]

KFC's newest low..."Bucket O' Cat"

 

With fewer calories than the KFC bowls. <Insert gagging here.>

[Dumbass 0]

With fewer calories than the KFC bowls. <Insert gagging here.>

Tastes like chicken.

[Captain Huff 0]

Not willing to face the office manager's wrath over a new paper shredder, Jones came up with a brilliant alternative...

[Guest Laarell]

Cats in Baskets: The greatest decorating innovation since wallpaper.

[Atragon9 0]

Sure, it's not specific to the contest, but we've had enough Dog and Cat pictures...

 

 

FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a. m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 a. m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!

9:40 a. m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!

10:30 a. m Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!

11:30 a. m Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

Noon Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!

1:00 p. m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!

4:00 p. m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!

5:00 p. m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

5:30 p. m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!

6:00 p. m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6:30 a. m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!

8:30 p. m. Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

 

FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

 

 

Or, simply:

A Dog thinks, "They feed me, they take care of me, they must be Gods"

A Cat thinks, "They feed me, they take care of me, I must be a God"

[Marius Tr'Lorin 0]

ROFL A9!!! :P :D :lol:

[Dumbass 0]

Sure, it's not specific to the contest, but we've had enough Dog and Cat pictures...

FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a. m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 a. m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!

 

An hour and a half of eating dog food?

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Everyone gets a nod for some really good and cute captions. Admiral A9 had me in stitches with that posting. Other honorable mentions go out to Will Marx and his Snookums, Tyana with the Bag, Capt. Huff with the Shredder (hey boss, I have this idea....), Phil (actually, I'm more of a golden color :-P), DA (Molly, my cat, and Daryus could be twins) and well, everyone.

 

However, the winner is - Images! with the KFC Bucket o' Cat.

[Kansas_Jones 0]

However, the winner is - Images! with the KFC Bucket o' Cat.

 

*Bump*

 

It's been about five days, and Images hasn't popped up yet. So the *new* winner is Tyana.

 

EDIT: The Image popped up! Woo!

Edited December 4, 2006 by Kansas_Jones

[Images 0]

Whoops. That's strange I never knew I won! My view new messages button must be broken!

 

::grabs back his trophy::

 

Mwuhahahaha, take it it away boys and girls

 

[LoAmi 0]

On an all new COPS: riding with the suspects. See more people with their shirts off! 8/7c on FOX.

[Sendai Riko 0]

These guys had no idea that their transmission was about to die, because they couldn't hear it over the jiggling noises.

[STSF Precip 0]

Middle Passenger-"Someday I will be as large as my Father and Elder Brother, and then I will get to have the window seat!"

 

 

 

-Precip

[Tyana 0]

 

 

 

 

Vegas.

 

Straight ahead.

Edited December 5, 2006 by Tyana

[Philip Carst 0]

Whoops. That's strange I never knew I won! My view new messages button must be broken!

 

::grabs back his trophy::

 

Mwuhahahaha, take it it away boys and girls

 

 

Ewww...

[STSF Seiben 0]

In honour of the approaching Christmas season:

 

The Three Wise men in their later years.

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

 

 

MTV Road Rules - Sumo Style

Edited December 5, 2006 by Laehval tTemarr

[will_marx 0]

 

"It's all you can eat curry night at IHOC!" (International House of Curry® )

[Merina 0]

Drive-in sumo match.

[Captain Huff 0]

Sumo goes Redneck

 

Wait, wait, scratch that last one! Here....

 

 

 

 

Fox' new hit reality show: I wanna be a Sumo Wrestler!

[Marius Tr'Lorin 0]

News Reporter: And in other news today, a family of large Asians were swimming off the Californian coast when they were assaulted by Whale Hunters sporting harpoons. One sustained injuries to the head, and was hospitalized. The family has sued the already illegal Whalers for assault and attempted murder. The Whalers have apologized, stating that they mistook the family for whales. The family was unavailable for comment.

Edited December 6, 2006 by Marius Tr'Lorin