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Caption Contest

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Ode to My Computer

 

Piece of Crapus

Is your technological nomenclaiture

an energy sucking hunk of junk made to fail by nature?

The complex levels of behavior you display

Connotes an insanely badly-developed cognitive array;

And though you are not sentient, Crapus, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless want to beat you until the deckplate bends.

 

(or something like that...)

 

 

Heh. That made me LOL. It's going to be hard to beat Huff.

 

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Also bringing the pic into this page.

 

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Capt. Huffs quote ROFL!!!

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::Every time Data hits the Computer::

 

You...

 

Stupid...

 

Computer...

 

Why...

 

Must...

 

You...

 

Do...

 

This...

 

To...

 

Me...

 

::Data continues to pound the computer console til he breaks::

 

+LaForge+ Data to LaForge, One of the consoles is broken.

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2 Months after the crash of the Enterprise-D

 

Federation News Service:

 

Reports that the crash of the Enterprise D was the fault of the pilot, Deanna Troi, may have been incorrect. The Federation Transportation Safety Board has determined that there was a computer malfunction. ...

 

LCdr Data said, "As we were trying to bring ventral thrusters online to remain in orbit after the warp core breach, I received a 'fatal exception' error. We didn't have time to re-boot before we crashed onto Veridian III." ...

 

Deanna Troi was unavailable for comment.

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Huff wins this round hands down, it was even enough to warrant the lolcano. It's Huff's go now :D

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Oh Come On! I reprogramed this thing in 30 seconds and it shuts down in half that time! Captain, can we please get a MAC

Edited by DaveJohnson

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A personal favorite:

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A personal favorite:

06tube2.jpg

 

I never took the "you are what you eat" thing seriously until I started eating donuts every day.

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06tube2.jpg

 

"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!" ::splash::

 

(I guess you had to have been there.)

Edited by Dumbass

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A personal favorite:

06tube2.jpg

 

mmmm....donuts..... ::insert Homer drool here::

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Loch Ness Monster> Why do they never serve donuts over here in Scotland?

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06tube2.jpg

 

Wilkenson hoped his service stripes didn't give him away as he led his team, in camouflage, as they snuck up on the Dunkin' Donuts™ terrorists at their annual picnic.

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Heh, didn't read Fred's and realised he beat me to it!

 

New entry:

 

When you carry out an illicit affair and you fear your wife might find the hotel you're staying in, whatever you do, don't get matching water-rings with your mistress. It just makes hiding hard.

Edited by Images

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when donuts attack people in water.

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The endangered water noodle species faced constant attacks on their territory by roving packs of the vicious yellow and blue tubers.

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ROFL! Kansas, you get this one. :)

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ROFL! Kansas, you get this one. :D

 

Woo! Okay have at it everyone:

 

 

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Let the cat out of the bag.

 

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I said BAG you fool!

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Woo! Okay have at it everyone:

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Awww...It's Kansas when she was young.

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Owner: Awww, did Little Snook'ums get caught in the basket?

Snook'ums: No, you moron. I was trying to get away from you. Now leave me alone. God, humans are so stupid. The only thing they're good for is opening cans of food.

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Such a lovely wicker basket! I think it should stay right here. I mean it.

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