Caption Contest

[Dumbass 0]

 

The best way to hunt polar bears is to cut a hole in the ice and line the outside with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole.

[DrAndreaKnollwatcher 0]

Okay. Sorry for the delay. Here you go:

 

Come on Metamucil. Work your magic.

Edited November 10, 2006 by DrAndreaKnollwatcher

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Hey guys, I think I hear the train coming!!

[Sendai Riko 0]

Thinking: "Okay, this shouldn't take him long, it never does."

[Rason Johandy 0]

Penguin come, Kemosabi......Mmmmh Maybe fifty, more on foot.

[Captain Huff 0]

The polar bear's ability to blend in with his environment with his snow-white fur has some limitations.

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

 

 

Yoga - So easy, even a polar bear can do it.

Edited November 11, 2006 by Laehval tTemarr

[STSF Seiben 0]

The moon rose early in the Arctic today...

[Images 0]

Oh no! My ear's stuck!

[Atragon9 0]

98 ... 99 ... 100! Ready or not, here I come. Aww c'mon guys, where are you??!!

[Dumbass 0]

 

I've fallen and I can't get up!

[Guest STSF_Hawser]

Canadian Border Patrol at its finest.....

[Merina 0]

Polar Bear: I think I'll just fall asleep here. *yawns and starts snoring*

[will_marx 0]

The US Navy's latest attempt to locate Russian missile submarines under the Arctic icecap...

[STSF Precip 0]

And now we have photographic evidence that wildlife contributes to the Ozone Hole Phenomena.

[Guest STSF_Amnor]

The moon rose early in the Arctic today...

Okay, Seiben wins for making me nearly fall out of my chair.

Honorable mentions go to Rason for his Tonto impression, Kansas for her railroad, and Images for his 'my ear's stuck'.

[STSF Seiben 0]

OK. Not so much as a picture, but an animated GIF, but I still LOL'ed when I first saw it.

 

 

[will_marx 0]

OK. Not so much as a picture, but an animated GIF, but I still LOL'ed when I first saw it.

The ghosts of Windows ME continue to haunt Microsoft well into the 24th Century

[Images 0]

 

We are the Microsoft. You will lose all your workfiles the day before you need them. Rebooting is futile.

Edited November 16, 2006 by Images

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Data having some trouble connecting with the STSF chat room.

[Captain Huff 0]

Ode to My Computer

 

Piece of Crapus

Is your technological nomenclaiture

an energy sucking hunk of junk made to fail by nature?

The complex levels of behavior you display

Connotes an insanely badly-developed cognitive array;

And though you are not sentient, Crapus, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless want to beat you until the deckplate bends.

 

(or something like that...)

[DrAndreaKnollwatcher 0]

Ode to My Computer

 

Piece of Crapus

Is your technological nomenclaiture

an energy sucking hunk of junk made to fail by nature?

The complex levels of behavior you display

Connotes an insanely badly-developed cognitive array;

And though you are not sentient, Crapus, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless want to beat you until the deckplate bends.

 

(or something like that...)

ROFL! I love it, Huff! =0]

[Guest STSF_Amnor]

ROFL! I love it, Huff! =0]

Me too. Note to self: Don't read these while on a conference call at work!

[Dumbass 0]

 

We are not strong. We can't make it go.

[Sovak 0]

Perhaps I should take the message literally and really use my boot, rather than my fist.