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::chuckles:: A stuffed E.Coli? I'd rather your cat have the stuffed geeky version then the real thing. ;-)

 

And here goes the newest entry. Apologies for another cat, but this one is precious. Not amused Cat is totally not amused:

 

 

What do -YOU- want? What, you think I'm in the mood to play? Do I -look- like I want to play with that ball of yarn? Do I -look- like I want my belly rubbed? Wait? What's wrong you ask? You're asking me whats wrong? YOU THREW ME IN THE GALL DERN POOL!!!!! -THAT'S- what's wrong you stupid human!

 

No, No its ok, really, its ok because you know what? I think I just forgot where my litter box is. I think those slippers by your bed look like a perfect place for me to remove a hairball. You think this is funny? Do you? I'll bet you'll find that stench of ammonia coming from under your dining room table funny. ::swears:: I don't know why I put up with you.

 

::shakes off and turns to walk away:: Tell Colonel Harper if she needs me, I'll be in my office drying off.

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The bath was bad enough. Bring that blow-dryer one step closer, and there's going to be trouble!

 

 

I won on the hamster picture? I'm sorry, but who could've guessed?

Edited by T'aral

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I won on the hamster picture? I'm sorry, but who could've guessed?

 

And that's why one keeps an eye on this topic. :blink: I think Scooter'll forgive you this time ;)

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YOU THREW ME IN THE GALL DERN POOL!!!!! -THAT'S- what's wrong you stupid human!

 

::shakes off and turns to walk away:: Tell Colonel Harper if she needs me, I'll be in my office drying off.

 

Been there. Done that. OoRah.

 

http://www.stsf.net/forums/index.php?showt...&hl=recruit

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Since I have a mild case of insomnia and that I'm poking around . I decided to try to revive this topic.

 

So here goes nothing ...

lama.jpg

Edited by Eva Jaz

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Young Bret Farr tries out for

the Green Bay Alpachas

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Some boys want a football for their birthday, others want an exotic animal as a pet.

 

This boy goes for the whole schmeer.

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Tonight at 6... Controversy over the recent decision to allow a team of young Alpacas join this years pee wee football league. Joe's got your weather at 10 after the hour, and more on the elusive animal painting bandit.

Edited by Travis Kroells

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Rugby may come in second place to footie around the world but it shouldn't be that hard to find a human opponent.

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::drum rolls:: And the winner is ....

 

Travis!

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So, I really wanted a awesome picture for this, so of course I google searched "Mega Ultra Robot Explosion".

 

This was somehow on the first page.

 

 

1578-135472-rhosreversejpg-620x.jpg

 

Give them both lines.

 

(extra credit if you can somehow make it related to "mega ultra robot explosion")

Edited by Travis Kroells

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So, I really wanted a awesome picture for this, so of course I google searched "Mega Ultra Robot Explosion".

 

This was somehow on the first page.

 

 

1578-135472-rhosreversejpg-620x.jpg

 

Give them both lines.

 

(extra credit if you can somehow make it related to "mega ultra robot explosion")

 

Facehugger (off screen) > ::hisses, pulls out a straw hat and cane::

 

Hello, my baby!

Hello, my honey!

Hello, my ragtime gal!

 

Send me a kiss by wire.

Baby, my heart's on fire!

 

If you refuse me,

Honey, you loose me.

Then you'll be left alone.

 

Oh baby, telephone

And tell me I'm

Your own!

 

::exits, stage right::

 

What the @#^$# was that?

 

I have no idea...sure wasn't a space herpe

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<<< Your mother looked like this?

>>> Spittin' image.

<<< Holy Space Ports! I look like a mega ultra robot explosion!

>>> Your point is?

Edited by rosetto

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Korben: Did that robot just explode?

 

Ruby: ::annoyingly:: SUPERGREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Korben: What did you just say?

 

Rudy: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND. . .THE WORDS. . .THAT ARE COMMIN OUTTA MY MOUTH?!?!

 

Korben: Yipee-ki-yay

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So, I really wanted a awesome picture for this, so of course I google searched "Mega Ultra Robot Explosion".

 

This was somehow on the first page.

 

 

1578-135472-rhosreversejpg-620x.jpg

 

Give them both lines.

 

 

Ruby > Corbin - Corbin my man ... where is the robot flying the squid-guy?

 

Corbin > Just wait ... just watch.

 

Ruby > Corbin ... he's not going to ... no, not the meteor ... Corbin, please not the meteor ...

 

Corbin > Yup, right into the meteor.

 

---------------------------

 

( On the screen, the final segments of Johnny Sokko And His Flying Robot. )

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And the winner is... Will Marx!

 

For use of the word "space herpe".

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8-2-08-lambo-crash-2.jpg

 

Have at it.

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I know it's called the Diablo, but I think that's taking it a little too literally.

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Courtesy of "Tips from the Moose":

 

 

Car Accidents

Car accidents are -NOT- an acceptable excuse for missing a sim unless you can provide photographic evidence of the accident and the proper insurance paperwork documenting that you were not considered at fault for the accident. These items must be reported to your command team at least 3 hours prior to sim time.

 

Food Poisoning

Food poisoning is -NOT- an acceptable excuse for missing. . . . .

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I heard a rumbling, there was this burning guy on a motorcycle, then flames, and then ...

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Voice from the man on right speaking to another who is out of the shot:

 

"My pa tolded me not to rev these ferin kars, miss. You want I should carry ya back to town?"

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