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Caption Contest

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Boss: Death, why weren't you in yesterday?

 

Death: Um....I was learning *this* trick! ::types with his scythe:: Cool huh?! ::smiles weakly::

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Tahorn wins. Will Marx is runner-up.

 

Seeing as how it's been a week, and Tahorn hasn't either noticed or been on recently, I offer (as runner-up) the following for your amusement. And apropos for the season:

 

cfdsantaxw6.jpg

 

Have at it, and Happy Holidays!

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The reindeer strike to gain extra insurance benefits goes south as Santa enlists another sleigh for the duration.

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Seeing as how it's been a week, and Tahorn hasn't either noticed or been on recently, I offer (as runner-up) the following for your amusement. And apropos for the season:

 

cfdsantaxw6.jpg

 

Have at it, and Happy Holidays!

 

 

"Hey, gas prices are down, man! And the chicks love Firemen AND Santa Clause! Together, I've GOT to to make the next Playgirl Calender!!!"

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cfdsantaxw6.jpg

 

 

"Due to Budget Cuts, the Cresskill FD could not afford to replace the siren. In place of the Siren, they have issued the SANTA SIREN.. Here is an example of what it sounds like: HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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In cooperation with Cresskill, NJ fire department, Santa is not only delivering gifts this year but also helping Americans put out the 250 Christmas Tree fires that occur in homes every year. Next year we can expect Santa to be driving a Geico van selling insurance to all the crazy holiday drivers. (Yea, long caption, sorry.)

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If you woke up with a hangover, you probably need to drink less.

If you woke up in a puddle of drool on your console, you need a new post.

If you woke up in a Santa suit in Cresskill, NJ on top of a fire truck next to a smoking reindeer, you probably need some answers.

...And possibly a lawyer.

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This is what happens when reindeer go on strike.

~Ali

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In cooperation with Cresskill, NJ fire department, Santa is not only delivering gifts this year but also helping Americans put out the 250 Christmas Tree fires that occur in homes every year. Next year we can expect Santa to be driving a Geico van selling insurance to all the crazy holiday drivers. (Yea, long caption, sorry.)

 

Wade wins this round.

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i know marx has already declared a winner, but i cant pass up a chance to poke fun at hose monkeys...

 

"with budget reductions on the rise in cresskill, n.j. on the rise, the fire department asks santa for emergency lights that work. he provides them with the only ones he has, with a caveat that he gets to borrow their truck as a sleigh over christmas."

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Here's some more wintry goodness. Have at it!

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Here's some more wintry goodness. Have at it!

 

Ice-capades, North Korean style.

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Simple? Sure. Efficient? Extremely. Cheap? Concisely!

The R&D Department's New Motto

Edited by Mreh K'hal

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Here's some more wintry goodness. Have at it!

 

 

Row, Row, Row Your ..op wrong song.

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Do you like skiing, but like to skate too? Are you too lazy to do either? Well, NOW YOU CAN! With the SKI-8 chair from Marx!

But wait! Call within the next 10 seconds and receive a FREE Television attachment, a $500 value, yours free!

Operators are standing by!

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There are "Zero Butt Warmers On This Ride"... :rolleyes:

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It was a rough year for Santa too.

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Here is the next challenge on Asian Junkyard Wars! Players will have to construct a sled with only a chair, a stool and a steering wheel of some sorts.

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And the winner is...

 

 

Ice-capades, North Korean style.

 

 

Sorry guys, the was a tough one. :rolleyes:

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Have at it!

 

ontherocksplibj1.jpg

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Have at it!

 

ontherocksplibj1.jpg

 

Captain: I said starboard, you nincompoop, not port!

Helmsman: Aww, stick it up your aft.

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ontherocksplibj1.jpg

 

" ... a three-hour tour... "

 

::squint:: What's that name on the side? Can't quite make it out...

 

M..a...n...t..i...

 

Oh, no!

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