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Caption Contest

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This is what happens when you let yourself be distracted by Road Worker's crack.

(Not to be confused with Plumber's crack or Construction Worker's crack.)

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I see Roscoe Coltraine still has his drivers license.

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Cop: Dispatch, I seem to have been foiled by the perp.

Dispatch: Are you stupid?

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I swear officers, I haven't been drinking... much.

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Ok...I guess I waited long enough.

 

Winner: Kansas_Jones

Runner up: (In case the winer cannot fullfill his or her duties to the best of...yah you know) Cptn Corizon

 

Its out of my hands now.

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Cool. Let me find a pic.

 

EDIT: I totally had to go with the Boy Genius here: have at it!

 

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Cool. Let me find a pic.

 

EDIT: I totally had to go with the Boy Genius here: have at it!

 

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Coming soon to a movie theater near you:

 

Saw 5: Our Movies Are Getting Retarded

Edited by The Strategy Expert

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More stupid human tricks coming up on Letterman

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In this photo from left to right:

 

-Old man Withers from the P.E. department (formerly of the Haunted Amusement park) who tried his technique of just reefing the chair off young Timmy's head.

-Norm the school janitor, who with his diploma from "Bob Vila's better home renovations" saves the day!

-Nurse 'Aunt Jemima' incase Norm gets a little too close.

-Mrs. Gillespie the science teacher who said round objects cannot fit into square holes.

and of course

-Little Timmy who had to keep them all employed by proving the teacher wrong.

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World's next reality show,

 

How many and how long does it take to get a sucker munching kid out of a school chair

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Cool. Let me find a pic.

 

EDIT: I totally had to go with the Boy Genius here: have at it!

 

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Grown Ups: Pull! Puulll!!

Kid: Push! Puuusshhhh!!

Edited by Aliana Lucindak

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I swear I saw this kid playing bumper cars by himself at the Tulsa Incredible Pizza company last night.

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Singing: "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

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Fitting room for the school yard anti-bully armor .... :)

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Winner: Patterson, because I can so picture that kid going DEE DEE DEE

Runner Up: Joe Wilson (and clearly, this 5th grader has some issues in the smarts area)

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Winner: Patterson, because I can so picture that kid going DEE DEE DEE

Runner Up: Joe Wilson (and clearly, this 5th grader has some issues in the smarts area)

 

It's all I thought of! Once again the Romulan/Klingon overcomes the Human! WHEE!

 

Here ya go, have at it!

 

 

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It's all I thought of! Once again the Romulan/Klingon overcomes the Human! WHEE!

 

Here ya go, have at it!

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Hahaha! Wheeeeee!

Edited by Aliana Lucindak

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It's true! The Pandarians are making salads out of us. We need to be in shape!

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"Wowwee...that's one heck of an egg, Martha!"

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Rooster fighting meets fútbol

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