Welcome to Star Trek Simulation Forum

Register now to gain access to all of our features. Once registered and logged in, you will be able to contribute to this site by submitting your own content or replying to existing content. You'll be able to customize your profile, receive reputation points as a reward for submitting content, while also communicating with other members via your own private inbox, plus much more! This message will be removed once you have signed in.

Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
knlwtchr

Caption Contest

3,043 posts in this topic

" Well, its still not as bad as the last wedding. I dont need to remind you how he tryed to get out of that one."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I was looking for something like "Atragon clearly wasn't as excited as Jami after their beautiful Manticore Wedding"...but

 

Patterson...You win...simply because I love MasterCard commercials...

 

Are they the official card of STSF? Or is that the Interplanetary Bank of Ferenginar's LatinumPlus card?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I was looking for something like "Atragon clearly wasn't as excited as Jami after their beautiful Manticore Wedding"...but

 

Patterson...You win...simply because I love MasterCard commercials...

 

Are they the official card of STSF? Or is that the Interplanetary Bank of Ferenginar's LatinumPlus card?

 

LOL! Yes, I believe they are. You get amazing bonus savings! Like 40% of the Excalibur thong! (Cheap plug there) Welp, here it is again... This one took a while to find, so enjoy!

 

normal_funny_pictures_free_picture_094.jpeg

Edited by Ensign Patterson

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

(Mother showing picture to father) ....if we start psychotherapy now, maybe we can still have grandchildren??

Edited by Ens Kas

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Her mother said she was in love with a fat pig. I didn't think I should take it literally.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Soulmates.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
normal_funny_pictures_free_picture_094.jpeg

 

 

Child> "Mommy, I want this one. It tastes just like your bacon. Not over cooked. You always said it tasted better ON the hoof."

Edited by Katherine_Swan

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Brilliant Inventor: "and THAT'S where I got the idea for hand sanitizer, and now where I got the idea for the george foreman grill..."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ahh...Young Love conquers even species barriers... :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Now we know where Mike Rowe got his penchant for Dirty Jobs™

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ok..I looked over every answer.. And it goes to the Dirty Jobs! Congrats will_marx!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok..I looked over every answer.. And it goes to the Dirty Jobs! Congrats will_marx!

 

Heh

 

beachedplane.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

beachedplane.jpg

"... set sail that day for a three-hour flight, a threeee hourrr fliiiight..."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

To the pilot:"Excuse me, is your name by chance Deanna Troi?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Heh

 

beachedplane.jpg

 

 

The captain of the flight decided he wanted to see if he could make the plane look as if it was a beached whale, He succeeded.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

beachedplane.jpg

When we at Easyjet say we got 1000's of people straight to beach this Easter, we aren't kidding.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
beachedplane.jpg

 

BTW, I was TOTALLY gonna use this pic but decided not to....

 

 

"SEE! I TOLD you LOST was REAL!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

After landing and surveying the beach, the pilot was annoyed to discover that his "emergency" landing did not in fact put him on the nudist beach.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Atragon studied the photo carefully. He then closed down the "Caption Contest" thread for it's overabundance of

 

1. crashed vehicles in water

2. captions about it being Troi's fault...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Also, looking at the pic i noticed something. This plane crash must be an attraction or something that's been sitting there for a while. While the woman in the background is taking a photo of it...the woman in the foreground has absolutely NO interest in the fact that a giant aircraft is half buried in the beach. Just a note...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

well guess we had better call Geico...State Farm will jack our rates through the roof for sure now.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0