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Caption Contest

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I don't know how long the picture is supposed to go for. But I pick her.

And Kallah, I loved your work on the Bruce lee Caption.

We should be best friends

The natives dressed up in big heads and pale skin as to make the visiting Congressman feel like he'd never left Washington.

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Just about to leave on vacation but luckily one of my favorite websites (www.badmovies.org) gave me a fair one to use. I'll try to keep an eye on this but I may not announce a winner till a week from now.

 

flashgordon3.jpg

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Dude...where's my starship?

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How do they not poke their eyes out?!?!?!

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Hey Ssssss... ssss... sss... sss... sss... Sam, come here and check this out.

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I'm sorry this isn't really a caption line I'm just trying to figure it out. Are those the face of these things or are they regurgitating the poor souls that they ate for breakfast earlier this morning???

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I'm sorry this isn't really a caption line I'm just trying to figure it out. Are those the face of these things or are they regurgitating the poor souls that they ate for breakfast earlier this morning???

 

Ya know, Thats a good point. I mean judging by the Green scales and the snake fangs, youd think it would be a Snake monster, but it also has a nose, and snakes breath through thier mouth so no matter how much you warp the origional concept of a snake monster, it would be just rediculous to add a nose on it. I'm going to cast my vote on Snake eatting man, or Snake eatting Mirror-reflecting a shocked, red-faced man.

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Hey Ssssss... ssss... sss... sss... sss... Sam, come here and check this out.

 

<<You called? :lol: >>

 

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Looks like the next member of the Excalibur crew to me.

We have a Dog, Cats, a Vampire, and -for a moment- a Zombie. Why not a snake-monster? :D

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Looks like the next member of the Excalibur crew to me.

We have a Dog, Cats, a Vampire, and -for a moment- a Zombie. Why not a snake-monster? :lol:

 

LOL! He can work in MEdical with the rest of us freakshows.

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Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum at halloween

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Just about to leave on vacation but luckily one of my favorite websites (www.badmovies.org) gave me a fair one to use. I'll try to keep an eye on this but I may not announce a winner till a week from now.

 

flashgordon3.jpg

 

So let me get this straight Simon, we're NOT going to Hollywood?

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Well, I was hoping for more from this one but I guess I'd better call a winner and get things moving along.

 

I give the win to MisterSmith for going with what was my main question.

 

How do they not poke their eyes out?!?!?!

 

 

And any who was wondering, this was a pic from the 1980's movie Flash Gordon.

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Soo..I'm pretty bad at picking pictures, but this one might be interesting...

 

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*wakes up suddenly and finds himself alone in bed" "huh...wha...what the hell?! ohh...whew! what a nightmare!!"

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"So he said he didn't want to marry me, after all. I asked if we could have one last cup of coffee together to say farewell and he agreed, what a fool, huh? Just a pinch of Curare and here we are."

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not a good sign... not even 24 hours into his marriage and mike's wife has already bored him to sleep. (mike is a co-worker of mine that just got married)

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Reason number 1 for civil ceremonies and a short reception.

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Bachelor Party: $500

Bridal Gown: $4,500

Banquet Hall for 200: $20,000

Wedding of HER Dreams: $150,000

Seeing the Groom pass out from a hangover: PRICELESS

 

Mastercard, gotta love em!

Edited by Ensign Patterson

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::after new husband becomes obnoxiously drunk::

 

Hey, honey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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