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And as a bonus, with your Vidalia Onion slicer, you get this AMAZING, smells like the real thing!, looks like the real thing!, LEGLESS RODENT DOLL! A Ten Dollar Value!, yours FREE if you order your Vidalia Onion Slicer within the next 30 seconds!!!!!

Edited by MercyDarkrose

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Is your spouse less than honorable? Instead of curling up with that piece of &!@$ every night, curl up with Ichi, the Cuddly Poo!

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Wanna scare your Crew mates out of their minds? Purchase this Over sized rodent and replace the normal lab rats in the Science department. For 3 bars of latinum more we will add a purring motor to give it lifelike qualities. Act now and we will throw in the disgusting perfume to make it smell real as well FOR FREE.

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Dog's or cats too much work? Don't have time for a Gerbil? Than the oversized stuffed rodent is right for you. All the upsides of having a pet, but without the responibilities. It can't be kicked of a Starship cause it's not real! Only $19.95. (Shipping only available to planets in the Alpha Quadrant side of the UFP.)

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They said it couldn't be done! They said that 64cm was the limit for nitrous-oxide stuffed rodents, but I have proved them all wrong, and now I will rule the world!!!!!!!

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You all had me wanting to buy it, but MercyDarkrose wins for mention of a Vidalla Onion Sclicer.

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You all had me wanting to buy it, but MercyDarkrose wins for mention of a Vidalla Onion Sclicer.

 

WHOO!!! *jiggies like a rockstar* Thank you! I never win anything! Do I get my cookie now?

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"So, like, I said to him Woof and he was like, Bow Wow and I was like, no way, more Woof than Bow Wow and he was like OMG arrrRRROOOOOOO and I was ... hold on, I have another call [click] Woof? Wooof WOOF! I know! I have her on the other line!! ::pantpant:: Maybe we can get a 3-way den call going, because she was going Bow Wow and I was going, oh for sure you were and she... oh, I should get back to her ::whine:: my social life is SO tiring, I need to go find a sun ray on the carpet. woooooof!"

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IDK my BFF FIDO

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I didn't get a cell phone till I was in High School, now they're getting them straight out of the womb.

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I don't know if I want to change my plan. Do I get "roll-over" minutes?

Edited by Samantha_Kent

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One way to deal with telemarketers.

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What up dawg. Where you at?

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Rollover Minutes

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John was confused the next morning at his new cellphone screen picture...

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Do I vote who is funnier, since it is the pic I submitted, or does GromVik decide winner?

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You get to choose the winner, but you might want to wait a day or two to let others post captions.

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Caller "I know its a lot but I really want to know what you think. Hello? Hello??" ::sound over phone:: Sssnnnnooooooaaarrrrr:::

 

"Am I THAT boring?"

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Roscoe, you need to stop calling me after you've been drinking...

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"Master was it on the paper or off the paper?"

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