Caption Contest

[Dumbass 0]

::takes a bow::

 

OK, gimme a couple days to find something good.

[Dumbass 0]

OK, here it is - and yes, this really is me.

[will_marx 0]

OK, here it is - and yes, this really is me.

 

BURRRRRRP!

[Images 0]

 

From the look on his face and only five minutes into his presidential term, it was obvious Dumbass was already abusing his young female interns.

[Atragon9 0]

(from off camera to his left)

 

Da Plane, Boss, DA PLANE!!!

[Kansas_Jones 0]

The 1950's Prom Committee called - they want the suit back.

[STSF NDak 0]

Dumbass continues his routine as a Bush Impersonator, this is his imitation of the president reading from a teleprompter.

[Dumbass 0]

Some creative entries so far but I am going to keep this open another day to see what else is out there.

[Guest STSF Lebowski]

(All these people... I wonder if they'll notice my bright white suit clashing with my black socks)

[DaryusZaphodDracal 0]

 

Dumbass says: "If I'm elected Federation president, I promise a cigarette machine in every messhall. And, a keg of beer on every bridge."

[Sumo 0]

 

After the first 15 minutes of DA at the Mic.

 

Secret agent on the right: "We have a situation here sir. If you would come with me please. We have just recieved word of an assasination attempt on the speaker. We would like you out of the Line of Fire"

[Merina 0]

Guys in back: Ok he's a little long winded.

[will_marx 0]

Guys In back> How many times does he have to do the closing Robert Stack Monologue from "Airplane!"? I know. But there's no Elaine for us to go off into the sunset with...

 

DA> "Lonliness, thats the bottom line. I was never happy

as a child . . . Christmas Ted, what does that mean

to you? It was living hell. Do you know what its

like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head.

With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does,

that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question.

"Municipal bonds Ted, I'm talking double A rating. . .

the best investment in America."

[Dumbass 0]

OK, they are still coming in so I'll let it go another day. I think I picked a winner but I might change my mind.

[Tom Servo 0]

 

<guy on far right> man, every time he gets a medal, he just goes on and on. yak yak yak.

<other guy> oh yea. and the tie! every time! you'd think he'd stop letting his mom dress him.

[Dumbass 0]

OK, this has gone on long enough. Tom Servo, Merina, and will_marx are closest to what actually happened but the prize goes to Images for his confidence that I can actually get young, female interns.

 

The truth is I got that medal on my chest for service to my accounting society beyond the chapter level. The white tux was part of the induction ceremony. However, the speech I was giving was for being President of the # 1 chapter in the "large chapter" category. That speech was given to our Las Vegas conference attendees last year. I heard from our national office today and we won the award again this year.

 

And yes, I was wearing black socks, which is perfectly acceptable when you are wearing black shoes.

 

So take it away Images!

[Images 0]

Danke herr Dumbass!

 

And now for something completely different!

 

[will_marx 0]

Danke herr Dumbass!

 

And now for something completely different!

 

 

Disney was quick to scrap the "Pirates of the Outback" spinoffs after seeing the low budget cast and special effects dailies.

 

-or-

 

Pirates of the Caribbean otaku gear up for a fight against Mad Max otaku.

Edited June 7, 2007 by will_marx

[Guest STSF_Hawser]

Due to recent budget cuts, Hawser and Laura were forced to move their Academy sim to a make-shift pirate ship on top of a bus.. AKA the USS N'Dak.

[Sendai Riko 0]

"Avast, ye... what in the name of the devil is that?" :: stows cannons, not wanting to waste precious cannon shot ::

[Merina 0]

The USS Reaent after our last mission.

[Dumbass 0]

 

"In the navy

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In the navy

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In the navy

Come on now, people, make a stand

In the navy, in the navy"

[STSF Seiben 0]

The Canadian Navy launches its newest hi-tech destroyer.

[Captain Huff 0]

Why we go to Vegas for Shoreleave.

[Gallus 0]

After running out of fuel and supplies, the passengers of this bus took up piracy. They were less than successful.