Caption Contest

[DrAndreaKnollwatcher 0]

okay Huff wins this round

 

Dog: ::sniff sniff::

 

Rat: "What? What? Did I step on poo again?"

[will_marx 0]

And Huff had a camera in your house :-)

Oh...my

[Captain Huff 0]

That looks like my dog. And I used to have a rat like that...

 

Well, if you ever posted little nibbles and sparky's portrait on a rat club website, they could very well be yours! (email me if you want the link, lol. Maybe Mom put the picture up while you were napping).

[Philip Carst 0]

Well, if you ever posted little nibbles and sparky's portrait on a rat club website, they could very well be yours! (email me if you want the link, lol. Maybe Mom put the picture up while you were napping).

 

Oh sure, deny the fact that you took it... :P

 

Actually, if those were my animals the toothbrushes would be on the floor and the rat in the dogs mouth.

[Guest Mary Major]

In keeping with the rat & dog theme:

 

 

Point our mouth down wind, will you dear? That's good. Now, as you know, I've called you here for a very special occasion. Now, before I tell you what I have for you, tell me: Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?

[DrAndreaKnollwatcher 0]

Point our mouth down wind, will you dear? That's good. Now, as you know, I've called you here for a very special occasion. Now, before I tell you what I have for you, tell me: Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?

 

ROFL!

[Captain Huff 0]

Hey! Where'd the "Why you dirty rat!" one go?? I was going to pick it!

 

Alright, if he fesses up, I grant him a cut-in turn. In the meantime, this was good too --->

 

"Rat: Okay, we'll get your head shampooed, then we'll go back over and I'll begin trimming, okay?"

 

Go for it, Sendai. <_<

[Sendai Riko 0]

Dear me, I won? <_<

 

Okay, here's the new one, sorry for the delay:

[Images 0]

 

::Dunk Dunk!::

 

Sheriff: Whoo doggie! That there moped's going faster than a jackrabbit at a Texas bake sale! Ride on Silver! We'll head him off at the pass!

 

Horse: Please God, Kill me now.

 

::Fade to Black::

 

The criminal system is made up of two parts, strange men with cameras who just won't let the wild west go and the poor embarassed animals that they sit on. These are their stories...

 

LAW & ORDER: TCOAHU (Traffic Control On A Horse Unit)

Edited October 1, 2006 by Images

[will_marx 0]

 

A NJ State Police Turnpike Patrol during the recent state government shut down, near Exit 8.

 

 

((And for those of you who may have missed it, yes the state government was shut down for a week, for the first time in the history of the Colony and later State of New Jersey, since there was no budget going into July.))

[Dumbass 0]

 

"Around here we take the minimum speed limit seriously too."

 

or

 

Cops: The Prequel

[Merina 0]

Gives a whole new meaning of being an officer in Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas.

[Captain Huff 0]

Dunkin Donuts I-72 rest stops now proudly offer:

 

-Higher drive through speakers!

 

-Free first refil on Canteen O' Joe!

 

-Saddle bag donut paks!

 

-Oats!

 

We give the Kick in Horsepower!

[Spitfire 0]

This officer got an upgraded "ride" after he wreaked his car while dozing off while waiting in a drive-through for donuts.

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Walker, Texas Ranger: Highway Patrol

 

(Imagine if that officer did record a speeder? Now THAT would be one rather interesting high speed chase.)

[DrAndreaKnollwatcher 0]

Dear me, I won? <_<

 

Okay, here's the new one, sorry for the delay:

"108. No. 85. Nah, Ill let that'n go. 97. Nah, too fast. Oh! 25! Now, that'n we ken cetch! Giddyup, Sophie!"

Edited October 6, 2006 by DrAndreaKnollwatcher

[Sendai Riko 0]

"108. No. 85. Nah, Ill let that'n go. 97. Nah, too fast. Oh! 25! Now, that'n we ken cetch! Giddyup, Sophie!"

 

"Sophie" <_< That one won it for you, Andrea, have at it!

[DrAndreaKnollwatcher 0]

Thanks! Holy Macaroni, I won! WOO HOO! OK, how about this'n? =0]

[Sendai Riko 0]

 

:: yawn :: I'm not tired, hon, really, I can keep driving for hours! :: yawn ::

[Travis Kroells 0]

Not every hotel can be a five star children...

[will_marx 0]

Any answer I can think of will most definitely get me banned for extreme TOS violations, so I therefore plead the Fifth.

[Dumbass 0]

 

It also has free cable, complimentary breakfast, and an exercise yard.

Edited October 9, 2006 by Dumbass

[Images 0]

 

Well...at least its beats Holiday Inn

[STSF Seiben 0]

Look at it this way, at least the stay is free.

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

 

Also this exit:

 

Restaurant Next Right: Hospital Cafeteria

 

Restrooms Next Right: Botanical Gardens

 

Childcare Next Right: City Zoo