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knlwtchr

Caption Contest

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"The fashion critics are starting a little earlier"

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Yeah, I always did look good in red

 

 

You always have been jealous of my good looks. Note the barefoot hillbilly (A9) and the young shoe diva in training (moi) :)

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Note the barefoot hillbilly (A9) 

....hillbilly, you're more right than you think.....

 

wvbaby.gif

 

This boy's grandma is from WVa, thus the outfit.

 

 

I'll choose a winner in the morning. This'll be tough.

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The babies Mom went to look at somthing and when she came back, the baby was gone and she saw someone in the distance basket with a basket and said,""En,she probablly just went for a drink.

 

 

 

 

 

::Note::If we weren't doing this pic im sorry i didnt read page 23::

Edited by Pheonix

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Elton John - The Early Years

....is the winner, because I've seen that little girl in more than one pair of over the top sunglasses.

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OK, next pic.

 

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I'll avoid my first caption, because I don't know what these boards are rated. We'll go with.......

 

 

"Unforchantly, in our attempts to make larger chickens we accidentally shrunk the rancher."

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"And here, we have an example of one person who ate those darn Chicken Sandwiches from Burger King too much. He turned into a chicken, just like he was warned."

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This Farmer gave his chicken New-Culer Chicken Growth Feed.

He just thought he had a growth sperg.

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"This competitive ######-fight trainer was saddened today, when his rooster, which was sure to win any ######-fights, had to forfeit, as it could not fit inside the ######-fight arena.

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The farmer was teasting a new type of drink for cows.it was supposed ti make them hudge,but being old he took a nap and accidently put the chicken's water in the cows pen,and he put the cows drink in the chickens pen,he thought that his cow tranformed into a chicken and his chicken transformed into a cow.He ended up in solitary confinement for being a crazy fruit loop.He muttered while rocking slowly,"Chick-ow Co-icken. Growth drink.Cows. It's raining cows and chickens...." ::Thawmp::He hit his head on his knee and he was unconsieus for days.And when he woke up, there was a giant chicken stairing him in the eyes.Even though he was dreaming, and he thought he woke up he didnt.He woke up(for real) and said he was abtucted by chicken aliens.

 

 

 

And thats the story about the giant chicken

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A voice,"Extra,Extra.Read all about it......a chicken on steriods farmer blamed.....what steriods do to chickens.......and more........read all about it"

 

"Extra Ex......"

 

 

 

Newspaper headline............CHICKENS....STERIODS....THE.....REAL....TRUTH......

 

 

Are chickens on steriods.....read on to find out.

Edited by Pheonix

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"The US Department of Agriculture, in conjunction with the Department of Energy, Defense, and the University of California, Berkley, Nuclear Engineering Department, announce today the creation of a chicken capable of ending world hunger.

 

"In other related news, a large blue rooster has been spotted running down Interstate 10 in Nevada at high rates of speed, with a coyote wearing...rocket-powered roller skates.

 

"Nevada troopers reportedly clocked the two reaching speeds in excess of 120 miles an hour. However, local authorities placed the two troopers reporting the incident into custody, pending the results of drug and alcohol tests."

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So whatever is in that barn will make my chicken even bigger?

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"In business news today, the breakfast cereal company Kellog's declared bankruptcy earlier this morning. To cover legal expenses, they were forced to sell everything including their cereal mascots. Here we see the Cornelius, the Corn Flakes rooster, being led away by his new owner. Next up for bid will be Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and Dig'em. Snap, Crackle, and Pop have already been sold off to the Keebler company."

Edited by Laehval tTemarr

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"In business news today, the breakfast cereal company Kellog's declared bankruptcy earlier this morning. To cover legal expenses, they were forced to sell everything including their cereal mascots. Here we see the Cornelius, the Corn Flakes rooster, being led away by his new owner. Next up for bid will be Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and Dig'em. Snap, Crackle, and Pop have already been sold off to the Keebler company."

Haha!! I just had to comment that this is one of the most hysterical captions I've ever read. Way to go, Laeh!! :)

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Farmers' compensation

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What happen when you give a chicken farmer a nuclear reactor.

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Farmers' compensation

That's just...perverted Huff. :) :o

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OK, you know what? I just got from a week in Las Vegas and took a look at these "captions", some of which are newspaper articles instead, and am rather disappointed.

 

I expected to see "That farmer has a huge ######!" or something like that. I would have declared anyone with the balls to say it the winner. So the contest remains open for now.

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OK, you know what? I just got from a week in Las Vegas and took a look at these "captions", some of which are newspaper articles instead, and am rather disappointed.

 

I expected to see "That farmer has a huge ######!" or something like that. I would have declared anyone with the balls to say it the winner. So the contest remains open for now.

They were probably too afraid to post that, Dumbass. But, since I started the string and I have nothing better to do, I will.

 

"My, does that Farmer have a large ######-a-doodle!"

 

There, happy? =0]

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OK, knlwtchr wins. And welcome back. Glad to hear you are feeling better.

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OK, you know what? I just got from a week in Las Vegas and took a look at these "captions", some of which are newspaper articles instead, and am rather disappointed.

 

I expected to see "That farmer has a huge ######!" or something like that. I would have declared anyone with the balls to say it the winner. So the contest remains open for now.

::Figures that mentioning he had Genitaliaesqe post already removed doesn't help now::

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OK, knlwtchr wins. And welcome back. Glad to hear you are feeling better.

Thank you. Im coming around.

 

I was looking at the internet and decided to see just how much I had escaped death. I found some very interesting pictures of truckers who weren't so lucky. But, heres one that I found humorous. =0]

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