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OK, that's one count of riding without a helmet, one count of parking in a red zone, and one count of litering by throwing your blue woobie in the street like that.

Okay, it was close between Will Marx and DA, but DA ultimately pushed me over the laughing edge with the "blue woobie" bit.

 

Dumbass is the winner...again!

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OK, here goes.

 

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What happens when someone with a name like dumbass is put in charge

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Star Fleets First Medical Exams For Command Officers... B) :lol:

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The staff and management of Lexington Middle School were surprised of the low attendance during exams. Until they saw the sign out front.

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::::::: D U C K S ::::::::::::::... B) :lol:

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The only school where vasoline is on the list of "essential stationery".

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Dude, you think your school sucks?

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who ever said school couldn't get any worse than this

Edited by Merina

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First Alien: Did we ever visit this region?

2nd Alien: I could have sworn it was South Park.

First Alien: That's it. You're not allowed to touch the helm anymore.

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"... at which point Johnny decided that he would be attending a Swiss boarding school..."

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"Dr. McCoy knew he should never have accepted this new assignment..."

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The teachers never could figure out why no one showed up on the 27th, 28th, and 29th

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Hmmm I think that after 3 days of "those" exams, I wouldn't want to come back to school after the 29'th either.

Edited by DaryusZaphodDracal

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What happens when someone with a name like dumbass is put in charge

<<ROFLMAO!! =0]>>

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OK, here goes.

 

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"In other news, Lexington Middle School plans on ending on a high note this year as its complete 245 compliment will be subjected to annual exams. Principal Skinner says he's looking forward to Summer break, where he can pass through the clean anals of the school corridors once again. Back to you, Jim."

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First Alien: Did we ever visit this region?

2nd Alien: I could have sworn it was South Park.

First Alien: That's it. You're not allowed to touch the helm anymore.

We have a winner! It was the South Park reference that did it.

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We have a winner! It was the South Park reference that did it.

Holy frack... I can't believe I won...

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Well then, you asked for it. And may the Creators have mercy on you all.

 

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Edited by will_marx

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This was a dark moment in Maverick's career that he wished he could forget about.

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Eagle strikes again B)

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Houston....the Eagle has landed.... B)

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And they wondered why the parking was so cheap

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Friends don't let DA fly.

 

Ya, I know it's my own...but still, I gotta have some fun.

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Jim:It turns out that the pilot misheard his orders he wasn't supposed to land on the car. He was supposed to into nothing. It's odd how they always get that mixed up.

Tom:Not really.

Jim:Why?

Tom:Look the pilot's blonde

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