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Caption Contest

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Caption #1

 

Kirk: This...is the real. Mirror. Universe.

Spock: Frightening.

Kirk: Yes, Mr. Spock, one...can only wonder...what's next. The Twilight Zone?

 

Captain #2

 

Bush: There are tribbles in my White House.

 

Captain #3

 

Rumors said Alec Baldwin would give us a real 'star trek' if Bush won. Regrettably, this is all we got.

 

 

And that should get you what you need V'Roy. Not Comedy Central, but what's the point of quoting a skit that's been done before?

Edited by Ethan Neufeld

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And Ethan wins it for linking the Bush White House with The Twilight Zone.

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And Ethan wins it for linking the Bush White House with The Twilight Zone.

 

Uh, heh. Didn't expect that.

 

Here it is:

 

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"Oh sure ... what are you going to say this time, that I 'jacked my shoes?"

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Disappointing to win by default. Still: life goes on.

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As Zhou came in with a Musabetsu Kakuto Ryu flying kick, Jin suddenly realized his crane stance wasn't the best choice

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*Sighs* ... Another 'Default' win.

 

Approach, Ed Grubberman, so that you may learn the way of Tae Kwon Liep ... Boot To The Head!

 

You may proceed, Mr. Marx.

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*Sighs* ... Another 'Default' win.

 

Approach, Ed Grubberman, so that you may learn the way of Tae Kwon Liep ... Boot To The Head!

 

You may proceed, Mr. Marx.

 

Indeed. Have at it kids

 

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Uh... Flight Check alpha-sierra-niner, you think you could land on the runway next time instead of the tarmac?

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Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

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Air Boss Shatner> Keep Crash Calestorm off the runway! She is not allowed to do flybys!

 

(shamless self promotion)

(Airplane! Funny scene. I remember he was supposed to be on some sort of space station?)

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"Bill's Salvage and Surplus ... yeah, we take aircraft - what have you got?"

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Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

 

They all made me laugh...but crossing genre's caught it. Although T'Aral's is a very close runner up, since US 206 in Burlington County (NJ) used to have scrapyards with all sorts of neat stuff in it.

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Because the world can't get enough Arnold. Well, except California maybe. Probably.

 

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Because the world can't get enough Arnold. Well, except California maybe. Probably.

 

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Get to da choppa!

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Because the world can't get enough Arnold. Well, except California maybe. Probably.

 

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I...WANT...MORPHINE!

You did this to ME!!!

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They're taking my teddy bear! Give me back Mister Snuggles!

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They all made me lol, but Will's made me lol most. Take it away.

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"Bob, you're sure that we can sneak up on Rommel in the desert just by blending in with the zebra herd?"

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Ten weeks on non-stop KP ... peeling more potatoes than all of Idaho can grow ... this aughta fix that sonofa* ...

 

 

HEY FRITZ - SHOOT HERE!

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