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"STSF Movie"

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I have seen a couple of posts on the board dealing with an "STSF Movie", based on our Star Trek Role-Playing experiences.

 

So, my question.

 

(a) Who would you WANT to play you?

and

(:D Who WOULD play you?

 

Have some fun with this one. :)

 

My answers:

 

(a) Pierce Brosnan

(:D Me, I suppose.... I can't think of anyone that is like me. :)

 

-HD

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Hummm....  I would want Will Wheaton would play my character, because everyone knows I'm a know-it-all smart alec.  ::D:

 

But who actually would?  I doubt anyone would wanna.  LOL.  Why would they wanna be like me?    :D

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Hmm. Without giving it much thought (remembering every actor I've seen), I'd WANT to be played by Russell Crowe. A great actor and his character in "Gladiator" was, basically, me.

 

But a movie about Trek role playing would probably be independently produced, and very low-budget, so I probably WOULD be played by... Vex Xiang.

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Hey, damnit!  Russel Crowe was gonna play MY character!  I called it first in another thread!

 

Of course in reality I would probably be played by the pre-Star Trek III pre-Back to the Future Christopher Lloyd.  Think "Jim Ignotowski" from Taxi.

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I always wanted to be played by Eric Roberts, but with my luck, the only actor in Hollywood hungry enough to take the job would be Nathan Lane. ;-)

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I always wanted to be played by Eric Roberts, but with my luck, the only actor in Hollywood hungry enough to take the job would be Nathan Lane. ;-)

...with the voice of Bullwinkle dubbed in.  :laugh:

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I would be played by Kenneth Branagh and the entire bridge of the ship would be converted into a shakespearen style set. Example:

 

The bridge of a starfleet vessel, except it made out of wood. There is a small shrubery to the left.

 

(part still unassigned) HELM: where goest our mighty ship fair captain?

(FredM) CO: Use thine panel and propel us forth.

(part still unassigned) XO: forsooth! i sense a great many dangers on our travels

CO: Why dost thou say such things mine officer distinguished by a single number?

XO: Me thinks i see-ist a strange lady upon the bridge clothed in a skirt of grass and a bra tailored of the fruit of the coconut tree.

CO: What is thy name strange lady?

Dac: The callest me goddess dac and thou art called dead meat!

CO: I understand they words but who beith the ancient, wheezing creature to your left wearing a garment similar to a silver bathing suit?

Dac: A9, a fool.

 

And so the tale continues...

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Who would play the almighty GromVik? Someone with...character.  Someone with...integrity. Someone with...skill and wit.  Someone like...Carrot Top...   :D  

 

On second though...give me Mel Gibson. :D

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Hmmmm, I would want to be played by Sean Connery (in his "Thunderball"-era Bond days)

 

I would end up being played by Steve Buscemi, channeling Wally Cox (look it up)

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:: thinks :: I wanna be played by Harrison Ford.

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One person......Kurtwood Smith...  I dont care if he dosnt look like me!  You could picture him in a science uniform climbling through holes and calling McLean a dumb***...all in my name

 

LtJg Travis Kroells....Kurtwood Smith

LtJg Garnoopy.........Harrison Ford

 

But of course i'll get stuck with Keanu Reeves or something just cause im so cool looking and fred would probally sell the reaent to get some bullet time scenes in the Reaent movie

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I take it back.  I want HOWARD STERN to play my character!

 

"Captain, the warp core is breaching...  and you look so hot in that outfit."

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Isn't Fred your CO?  

 

And you're saying that?  :D  I've seen pictures of Fred...  and I'm not that impressed.  

 

ROFL.    :D

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Okay; Next Question!

 

What sim would be part of the movie:

 

(a) Would all STSF Advanced Sims be involved?

 

(:o Would only one STSF Advanced Sim be involved? (Which one?)

 

© Would a few different STSF Advanced Sims be involved? (Which ones?)

 

(d) Would we see how many Academy ships we can destroy in one movie?

 

What do you think? You decide!

(...and if any of you have ties to George Lucas, feel free to call him. :) )

 

~HD

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Hmm...since I'm doing low budget films playing Jorlis (uh, what kind of low budget films, Jorlis?   :o )...I suppose my first choice, playing myself, would be out.

 

So who would play me? Hmm. Is that dolphin who played Flipper still alive? If not, maybe the dolphin who played Darwin in SeaQuest.

 

Answer to the second set of questions...Geez Hyper, I didnt even get a chance to answer the first set yet! You're so...Hyper! j/k. Okay..

 

 

(a) Would all STSF Advanced Sims be involved?

 

(:) Would only one STSF Advanced Sim be involved? (Which one?)

 

© Would a few different STSF Advanced Sims be involved? (Which ones?)

 

(d) Would we see how many Academy ships we can destroy in one movie?

 

I think all STSF sims should be involved somehow, if nothing else than a fly-by cameo.

 

Academy ships need to be involved, because obviously I wouldn't be in the movie if there weren't going to be cadets in the movie! Full time cadet here, remember!

 

Hey there's an idea. A movie about cadets. Staring XIANG, wonder-delpin.

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Okay; Next Question!

 

What sim would be part of the movie:

 

(a) Would all STSF Advanced Sims be involved?

 

(:o Would only one STSF Advanced Sim be involved? (Which one?)

 

© Would a few different STSF Advanced Sims be involved? (Which ones?)

 

(d) Would we see how many Academy ships we can destroy in one movie?

 

What do you think? You decide!

(...and if any of you have ties to George Lucas, feel free to call him. :) )

 

~HD

Hey i wrote a plot idea that basically shoves together all the ships together in one big crappy plot, but don't blame me for how bad it is, it's late over here and it's time to watch TV!

 

 

Long ago in the time of TOS an ancient device was found. A device that could allow an entire fleet to appear from nowhere anywhere in the galaxy. (a less powerful device was later discovered by captain picard and destroyed) This device was found and claimed by the romulans. The federation ship, the USS Hood, knowing the danger of such a device in romulan hands, went deep into enemy space and siezed the device. However due to severe damage caused on board, the entire crew was forced to escape before the ship exploded. However the ship did not explode, instead the dangerous chemicals being released from engineering into the rest of the ship triggered an unexpected result from the device. It set it off and sent itself and the hood thousands of light years away where ut was not seen again...

...until a long time later when a ship named the Qob-Lakota found it. Lost far out in space, the Qob-Lakota, a half klingon, half federation ship found the hood and using the device successfully sent itself and the hood back across the galaxy to the edge of space at a base called Aegis. This was a huge event for the entire galaxy, diplomats, officers and news correspondants came from afar to see the the hood, the lakota and most importantly the device. However a rogue (stick your species) general stole the hood, and using the device transported himself back to his home base of (stick your place) where a fleet was amassing that with this technology could be devestating. A huge federation attack force launched from Aegis to crush the armed buildup and to finish the hood's original mission once and for all and to eliminate the device. Ships in this fleet included the manticore, the arcadia, the Reaent, the republic, the Qob-Lakota the Sky harbor Aegis away ship, the pandora's box. (maybe a couple of the original hood crew could come to give advice if they aren't dead yet). Also some academy training ships currently docked at the Aegis would provide backup. (and cannon fodder)

 However another ship, the Res Talon began it's own mission based on orders coming straight from the top. It had a different agenda in mind, to reclaim the device. When the Romulans first found the device long ago they had found it could perform actions unknown to the rest of the galaxy. Functions that went beyond it's teleportation skills that would secure a bright future for a powerful Romulan empire. The stage is set, the battle is on, the future of the galaxy is at stake. What will happen?

 

That's it for now, suggest improvements, show me mistakes, tell me what you think and give me a cookie.

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You could picture him in a science uniform climbling through holes and calling McLean a dumb***

It's a pity that you would make such an unproductive statement as your last statement...

 

::readies the airlock for Thursdays sim::

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LOL if i could make a plot to the movie this would be title:  When A9 goes insane

 

the basis of the movie would be that the entire manticore crew would go insane (or more insane...depends on how you look at it)  any ways A9 takes the ships cover of a tug boat to seriously and begins to randomly tractor beem ships and then ram them into other ships.  When the rest of the Fleet (Arcadia, Reaent, Republic, Pandora's Box, and the newly recovered from the delta quadorant QoB.)  

 

Ok so the ships are flying in.  And at the last minute A9 (Played by the older but still cool Sean Connory (if thats how you spell it))  Uses his ACTION powers to slam all the ships together.  The reasult?  A ship with like 10 nelciles, 2 or 3 garnoopys, the andorian and human fred, a medical staff comprising of sheeps and humans, and one confusing comand structure.  I think you get the point.  However in the end A9 uses all the budget runs out of money and the good guys win once again.  Oh and I also get the girl hehe...now i need to find that female crew member....

 :o    :)    :)

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A9 takes the ships cover of a tug boat to seriously

:: stares wide eyed ::

 

Now that would be a really weird mission on the Manticore!

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Oh and I also get the girl hehe...now i need to find that female crew member....

 :o    :)    :)

Travis, the best you're gonna get is the Klingon Garnoopy in that counselor's uniform.

 

And Webmaster, Fred hasn't been my CO for a little over a month now.

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Everyone IRL I tell about my character says Christian Slater would have to play me. My response it I would play me. ALthough, I'd let Christian auditin for the part.   :o

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OMG what a great topic!  lol.  But a hard one!  I don't have a clue!  Any suggestions??

 

Helen Huff..............?

 

Bch.......................?

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PS  Randy, now you've seen pictures of Fred, but in a grass skirt and coconut bra?

 

PPS  Images... LOL!  Great plots!  Join the Hood.  :)

 

PPPS  Careful if you choose Russel Crowe to play your character... you won't be able to get me off the set.  :o

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PS  Randy, now you've seen pictures of Fred, but in a grass skirt and coconut bra?

Thank you for an image that I did *not* wanna picture.  lol

 

Next thing ya know you're going to be having him do the scene from the Lion King.   :cool:

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Next thing ya know you're going to be having him do the scene from the Lion King.   :cool:

:: dies laughing ::

 

Now there is a sim idea, a Musical! You know, everyone suddenly starts dancing around... singing...

 

:: just saw "Chicago" ::

 

:: thinks of the Manticore bridge crew singing and dancing, goes off and dies laughing again ::

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