THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2004:

[Aaron_Westler 0]

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2004:

>Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

> [imagine that!]

>

>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

> [No, really?]

>

>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

> [Now that's taking things a bit far!]

>

>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

> [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

>

>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

> [What a guy!]

>

>Miners Refuse to Work after Death

> [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]

>

>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

> [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

>

>War Dims Hope for Peace

> [i can see where it might have that effect!]

>

>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

> [You think?!]

>

>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

> [Who would have thought!]

>

>Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police

>Suspect Homicide

> [They may be on to something!]

>

>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

> [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

>

>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

> He probably IS the battery charge

>

>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

> [Weren't they fat enough?!]

>

>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

> [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

>

>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

> [Taste like chicken?]

>

>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

> [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

>

>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

> [boy, are they tall!]

>

>And the winner is....

>

>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

> Did I read that sign right?

[eagle 0]

Excellent.. ROFL... lol ...::hands the astronaut some beano for crew releif::

[Guest Vulcan3324]

Hilarious, Aaron. Thanks for sharing! :rolleyes:

[Spitfire 0]

Funny to say the least. :P