Have a laugh.

[WxMurray 0]

My life is pretty terrible at the moment (academically, anyway) with some pretty fierce exams. I know I need a good laugh sometimes, and I'm sure you do, too. :lol:

 

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

 

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP!"

 

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

 

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

 

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.

 

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

 

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

 

Meow occasionally.

 

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

 

Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

 

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

 

Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

 

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

 

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

[Joe Giliberti 0]

There are things I could post, but I'd get kicked off the board...

[DaryusZaphodDracal 0]

:lol: :P Funny stuff. Here's a couple more.

 

Stand facing the back of the elevator drawing on the wall with your finger, every minute or so say angrily, "That'll never work, the king will have my head."

 

Stare at the celing of the elevator and say occasionally, "yes master, I hear and obey."

[WesleyMustDie 0]

ROFL!!

 

I have to try those sometime....

 

hehehehehe.

[Joe Giliberti 0]

There's a way to "hack" a certain elevator control system where if you press the button for your floor and another button at the same time, it will take you to your floor first. So for example, if you are on the second floor, and you want to get to the 40th, and another on the elevator wants to go to the 20th, you will get to the 40th first

[Dumbass 0]

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

Well a couple times I was in the same high-rise tower as Atragon... and he really does do that. :lol:

[Atragon9 0]

Well a couple times I was in the same high-rise tower as Atragon... and he really does do that. :lol:

Oh come on, I'm not that bad.

 

A simple "Sir!" and a snappy salute is just fine.

 

 

[FredM 0]

Oh come on, I'm not that bad.

 

A simple "Sir!" and a snappy salute is just fine.

 

 

Hey there,

 

Yes...you are that bad and we've been telling you for years now, get help!

[Guest STSF Dacotah]

Hey there,

 

Yes...you are that bad and we've been telling you for years now, get help!

What, he doesn't make you bow??

[WxMurray 0]

There's a way to "hack" a certain elevator control system where if you press the button for your floor and another button at the same time, it will take you to your floor first. So for example, if you are on the second floor, and you want to get to the 40th, and another on the elevator wants to go to the 20th, you will get to the 40th first

Yup. Been there, experienced it. :lol: When I was in Atlanta at the ELCA National Youth Gathering a few years ago we would stand outside the hotel's elevators forever waiting for them becuase people would do that. :P

[eagle 0]

Or after the elevator is in motion,..casually mention you hope the maint.

staff fixed the cables right this time... B) :rolleyes: B)

[ElaineDelgado 0]

After calc, a fouth of the class all gets into THE most scary, wiggly old elevator on campus... and one day the guys were putting distance between themselves and a girl and I. I told the closest him I wouldn't bite... hard, anyways.

 

Now he avoids the elevator. :rolleyes:

 

Hehe... going to try some of those ideas tomorrow after class...

[Travis Kroells 0]

When I was in Atlanta, I played with numerous elevators.

 

The first thing me and my friends did (we were there for the ELCA national youth gathering :rolleyes:) was pimp out one of these elevators. We moved out couch into the elevator, and one of those sandy cigarette putter outter things. People would be opening to find a bunch of kids smokeing cigars, sitting in a couch on this elevator. It was quite ammusing, and we got away with it for a long time because there was about 15,000 kids there, so most of the Atlanta hotels were populated with likeminded teenagers.

 

Another thing I did, and you can easily too is... When you walk into an elevator, stare at everyone instead of the door like most people. This works really well if you can make a devious, or generally evil smile.

 

When the elevator gets to the next floor, quickly get out, and if there are stairs near by, rush up them and get to the elevator before it stops. You can either enter, or run to the next floor, doesn't make much difference, it freaks them out all the same. Its a bit physically intensive, but it's good fun.

 

I had an old woman ask me if I was retarded or something B)

 

Oy, this summer is the national gathering in San Antionio. I'll be 18...yeah...so if your in the area your going to see me walking around with a cigar in hand like 24/7 B)

[Dumbass 0]

The first thing me and my friends did (we were there for the ELCA national youth gathering :rolleyes:) was pimp out one of these elevators. We moved out couch into the elevator, and one of those sandy cigarette putter outter things. People would be opening to find a bunch of kids smokeing cigars, sitting in a couch on this elevator. It was quite ammusing, and we got away with it for a long time because there was about 15,000 kids there, so most of the Atlanta hotels were populated with likeminded teenagers.

A smoking elevator. Classic! B) It reminds me of that episode of News Radio when they turned the mens room into a lounge with a bar, plush leather chairs, etc. Then someone ruined it by actually going to the bathroom.

[WxMurray 0]

When I was in Atlanta, I played with numerous elevators.

 

The first thing me and my friends did (we were there for the ELCA national youth gathering :rolleyes:) was pimp out one of these elevators. We moved out couch into the elevator, and one of those sandy cigarette putter outter things. People would be opening to find a bunch of kids smokeing cigars, sitting in a couch on this elevator. It was quite ammusing, and we got away with it for a long time because there was about 15,000 kids there, so most of the Atlanta hotels were populated with likeminded teenagers.

 

Another thing I did, and you can easily too is... When you walk into an elevator, stare at everyone instead of the door like most people. This works really well if you can make a devious, or generally evil smile.

 

When the elevator gets to the next floor, quickly get out, and if there are stairs near by, rush up them and get to the elevator before it stops. You can either enter, or run to the next floor, doesn't make much difference, it freaks them out all the same. Its a bit physically intensive, but it's good fun.

 

I had an old woman ask me if I was retarded or something B)

 

Oy, this summer is the national gathering in San Antionio. I'll be 18...yeah...so if your in the area your going to see me walking around with a cigar in hand like 24/7 B)

You were at the Gathering too? Cool!

[Kansas_Jones 0]

OMGosh! I wanna do the "Enough Air In There" and the "Human Head" Lunch Kit!

 

Security in my buidling would reeeaaally not be happy. :rolleyes: