God, Evolution, or...Pasta?

[WxMurray 0]

'Pastafarians' Say Flying Spaghetti Monster Created World

 

ROSEBURG, Ore. -- A recent Oregon State University graduate has created a web site which makes fun of the intelligent design movement.

 

The Web site has drawn more than 30 million hits in recent months. It features a tongue-and-cheek theory of how the world was created. It wasn't God -- but rather, a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

Bob Henderson is the 25-year-old creator of the Web site. He and his legion of "Pastafarian" followers say they believe the universe was created by a giant Flying Spaghetti Monster -- a clump of tangled spaghetti with two eyes and "noodly appendages."

 

The Web site shows the monster seated at the table of the Last Supper.

 

Pastafarians say if alternatives to evolution, such as intelligent design, must be taught in schools, then the Spaghetti Monster theory, which is just as well thought out, deserves equal time.

 

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When responding to this topic, please let's not get into mass arguments over which theory you think is right. This is meant for amusement purposes, not debate. :P

[Captain Huff 0]

ROFLMAO!! Oh God I needed this! I especially like the temperature-pirate graphic and the emails... If this topic ends up being pulled, I will understand, but everyone I know is getting the link to the website! Thanks!!

[WesleyMustDie 0]

ROFL!

 

Nice topic, Murray. :P

[Nicolas Lepage 0]

I just checked this out and even though I think the site may upset a few people I found it hilarious!

[Cptn Elias Moore 0]

I love it. Priceless. :P

[eagle 0]

rofl....rofl....rofl.......thanks...I...needed....that,....it....was....fun... :P :lol:

[Brian Graham 0]

Maybe I should try that university. Sounds like they are just giving diplomas away.

[WxMurray 0]

ROFLMAO!! Oh God I needed this! I especially like the temperature-pirate graphic and the emails... If this topic ends up being pulled, I will understand, but everyone I know is getting the link to the website! Thanks!!

No problem. There was no way I could pass up posting this. :P

[Dumbass 0]

What? No lasagna monster? :P

[knlwtchr 0]

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

 

Do you know where your Pirate is? =0]

[Guest STSF Sketti]

I am literally shocked and appalled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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-STSF Sketti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....that it's taken you all this long to realise I'm a god!! what gives?!?

[Captain Huff 0]

ALL HAIL SKETTI! ALL HAIL SKETTI!

[WesleyMustDie 0]

I am literally shocked and appalled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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-STSF Sketti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....that it's taken you all this long to realise I'm a god!! what gives?!?

ROFL

 

Very nice, Sketti.

 

::bows before the Pasta god::

 

:P

[Cadet Munro 0]

ROFL

 

Very nice, Sketti.

 

::bows before the Pasta god::

 

:P

I'm the fat one, so bow down to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dumbass 0]

I am literally shocked and appalled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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-STSF Sketti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....that it's taken you all this long to realise I'm a god!! what gives?!?

At first I thought your post was another one of Fred's April Fools jokes.

[WxMurray 0]

I am literally shocked and appalled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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-STSF Sketti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....that it's taken you all this long to realise I'm a god!! what gives?!?

Hey, dude, don't make me smite you. :P

[Cptn Corizon 0]

::looks at list of those with smiting powers, doesn't see Wimblex....snickers and walks off::

[WxMurray 0]

::looks at list of those with smiting powers, doesn't see Wimblex....snickers and walks off::

What? You want a piece of this? :P

[eagle 0]

::wonders if shell pasta figures into the grand scheme of things::

[Cptn Elias Moore 0]

Perhaps the Spaghetti Monster is but one member of a pasta pantheon.

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Aaaaaaaah! A Ravioli Beast!

[Connor 0]

Ah, but I /eat/ spaghetti, that makes me an overgod ^^

[Travis Kroells 0]

What the...?

 

Bad word...

 

Crap? Yeah...

 

What the Crap!?:

[eagle 0]

*still wonders about the shell...and ravioli beast connection* :P

[eagle 0]

::orders another plate of shell pasta..with a rich meat/tomato/sauce..and a side plate of linguini with a superb...alfredo sauce...::..remember....it's all in the sauce..:quote::

Fried Green Tomatoes.....the movie... :P

Edited September 30, 2005 by eagle