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Dumbass

Lightsabers

OK, several of you know that the current Qob plot takes place in a galaxy far, far away. Not the Star Wars galaxy, but the galaxy right next door to that one. There are also a lot of similarities between that galaxy and the Star Wars galaxy. It has Hyperspace, clone troopers in white uniforms, and lightsabers. You may also have seen me wield my new toy in a couple Qob sims.

 

It turns out that a lightsaber can also be a valuable everyday tool. Observe:

 

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Bagel slicer/toaster

 

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Hedge trimmer

 

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A tool for engineers

 

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Perfect for those late night sims

 

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Happy Birthday to you...

 

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

 

 

And of course my personal favorite...

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:D :) :wub: B) :) :)

 

Good one!

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those people have a lot of time on their hands.

and my wife thinks i am crazy.......jeeesssshhhh..i admit i may be a little eccentric ..ok

with all the grrrrrrriiiiiinnnnndddddderrrr,....and the hawk, knife , and scalps thing

but not that bad........ :D :) :wub: t,linna mvg B)

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and my wife thinks i am crazy.......jeeesssshhhh..i admit i may be a little eccentric ..ok

with all the grrrrrrriiiiiinnnnndddddderrrr,....and the hawk, knife , and scalps thing

but not that bad........ :D :) :wub: t,linna mvg :)

Yes, you're crazy...but MVG gets me every time... B) :)

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::shakes his head and unretires his red blade, and then lights up with it::

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MVG?

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Oh man, that would be sweet. You'd never have to re-fill your zippo or buy yet another of the cheap plastic lighters from 7-11. But although for cigarette smoking it would be supreme, I'm not sure I'd trust it for the other type of smoking, waaaaaaaaaaay too many chances of accidents! :D

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MVG?

our little secret.......just try to figure it out......... :D :)

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MVG?

MVG = "my Vulcan Goddess?" That would be my guess. :D

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ROFL.. Dang man, that's pretty sweet. :D ::wants one::

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Imagine smoking in a car...

 

"Oops! A ceiling there..."

"Oops! A passing car..."

"Hey a bump..."

 

Only a dumbass could do something that dumb.

 

 

Point proven. :D I must say, you must have been really bored Van Roy.

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OK, for the record, that is not me in the photographs. I'm not that husky, my hair is not that dark, and you will NEVER see me in rose-colored glasses.

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Imagine smoking in a car...

 

"Oops! A ceiling there..."

"Oops! A passing car..."

"Hey a bump..."

 

Only a dumbass could do something that dumb.

 

 

Point proven. :) I must say, you must have been really bored Van Roy.

Or in my case...

 

Woah...Dude...Like...Your arm's...Like...On the floor.

 

Hehehehehehehehe.

 

The moral: If you're gonna get a saber, the only green you should touch is Yoda. :D

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Or in my case...

 

Woah...Dude...Like...Your arm's...Like...On the floor.

 

Hehehehehehehehe.

 

The moral: If you're gonna get a saber, the only green you should touch is Yoda. :D

amen....and amen....... :) :wub:

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Oh but since sabers don't exist, my hobbies are perfectly safe. I have enough trouble using a lighter, nevermind a high-powered crystal-enhanced beam device. :D

Edited by Images

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::Waves light saber around.:: :D

 

 

Could we ever make a real light saber? high power LAser devices today took up alot of room, kinda like computers used too. So in the future i can see laser that are power full not begin hard to get your hands on. But to keep the beam going like in star wars might be a hard trick.

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OK, for the record, that is not me in the photographs. I'm not that husky, my hair is not that dark, and you will NEVER see me in rose-colored glasses.

Oh, I know... I've seen pictures of you.

 

Smoking. :blink:

 

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truly dumb...

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OK, for those who haven't been around for very long, that is a real photograph of me taken at Star Trek: The Experience in 2003 with a real Marlboro in my mouth.

 

Best of all, I didn't even have to pay for that picture! The GMs paid for it.

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Gee, where have I seen that picture before? :blink:

ditto...... :D :D

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OK, for the record, that is not me in the photographs. I'm not that husky, my hair is not that dark, and you will NEVER see me in rose-colored glasses.

Those aren't rose coloured sunglasses, they're the reflection of the lightsabre, a really nice touch makes it look realistic.

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lightsaber-5.jpg

Bagel slicer/toaster

 

Ok, that would be my favorite use...I love bagels...

Edited by Avery Tynte

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