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Ensign_Rompen

Another caption contest

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Is this Nebraska? Where is the old black woman on the porch? And, what is this Stand I'm suppose to make?

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(Yes, I'm a Steven King Fan) B)

great trilogy,just happen to own them.....and if you have to ask....then you really need help....of a divine kind.... ^_^ :o :D :D

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Things were never quite the same in the valley once the Jolly Green Giant started taking side jobs.

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The Klingon assassin began to realize that he was at the wrong place: Paris, Indiana.

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::sighs:: These HUMAN games rub against the nerves. Hide and seek? ::snort:: Should be Seek and Destroy.

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Corn Fed Beef

 

It's what's for dinner.

and they warn me about my romulan appetite.........geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol:

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And Farmer Maggot thought Merry and Pippen were a problem...

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As Kahless said: "If you build it, they will come"

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LOL! ::claps::

too late said that about two days ago......sorry.w/out the kahless...but every thing does go better with KETCHUP AND BBQ SAUCE........... :lol: :lol: :P B) :P

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All of a sudden Worf's decendents could make the corn grow taller than them in an instant.

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and this weeks winner is....::drumroll:: Cptn Moose!

 

Moose:1

 

 

here's this weeks photo!

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Spock what time are we

 

It appears to be year Star Wars four by the readings

 

what on earth are you guys talking about

Edited by slaw11

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Princess: Surely they won't ever notice us with you in the bright blue and you in the overly zealous mustard! I'll take my chances with the wookie.

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In a perfect world, the guns are bigger, the shirts remain in tact, and the good guys always win...no matter what parallel world they hail from.

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Even in a galaxy far far away, kirk can still find himself some fighting and some strange-haired booty.

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http://www.stsf.net/forums/index.php?act=A...e=post&id=46277

 

spock::you were right jim ...her hair does look like a giant honey bun.

 

cpt.kirk: yes, and here comes that wookie with the crazy glazed doughnut look.

 

 

princess: oyou guys really do look funny, and your momma dresses you weird.

 

:lol: :P :P :lol:

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Princess: ::Watches as Kirk and Spock materialize via transporter::

 

Princess: "You came in on that thing?" ::Pause:: "You're braver then I thought"

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Princess : "AGAIN! LET'S GO ON AGAIN!"

 

Kirk : "No, I'm done."

 

Princess : "Why? What happend?"

 

Spock "Chili cheese fries and Pepsi."

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Leia> Kirk, wait. Are you sure you want to blast that Kahn guy? He looks kinda hot. MMmm, he's buff. Better that this bicep I'm holding onto.

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Thanks to The Enterprise's discovery of parallel universes, they were able to quickly wipe out "that other franchise" once and for all...Kirk kept the chick of course

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all of sudden kirk, spock, and leia crossed paths and didn't like what they saw

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Princess: So your different races beaucse his ears are a bit longer?

 

Krik: Wells there more to our differences than that,,

Princess: Answer the question!

Krik: yeah pretty much.

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Spock: It would appear that the "Storm Troopers" are blocking the only exit to the Enterprise Falcon, Scewwie, the Scotish Wookie, won't be able to beam us up!

 

Kirk:Dear...god...Spock...how...am...I...supposed...to...fight...the...storm...troopers...they die...like red shirts! Their are...so...many of them....but...not...nearly enough cloth for the tares in my...uniform

 

Leia: Don't look at me pretty boy, I don't do fan dances.

 

::larging clapping noise::

 

Lucas: Alright that's a wrap people. Star Wars vs Star Trek: More Ways to Make Money is ready for release!

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