Moose's Tips in action

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<ceng>+<csec>+<aeng>::now kicked back and swilling congac and listening to the music of the spheres while floting away in the escape pod::

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ACTION: ALL PODS ARE AWAY, FILLED WITH THE BRAMLAGE CREWS COMPLIMENT. COMPUTER'S VOICE RINGS OUT THROUGH THE SHIP: AUTO DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2.....

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ACTION: Earth shattering 'KABOOM' rings out

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<CSEC>::watches the ship go boom out of the window of the pod:: Darn, there went my Monkee's record collection.

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<CSEC>::watches the ship go boom out of the window of the pod:: Darn, there went my Monkee's record collection.

<ceng><csec> thats ok, got some classic led zepplin if your in the mood....::here have another congac i stowed a few bottles of very old scotch too ::

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:: csec, ceng, and aeng getting really hammered on congac and scotch and listening

to classic led zepplin(stair way to heaven) now. ::

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ACTION: WITHOUT WARNING, 2 BORG DRONES APPEAR IN EACH POD AND BEGIN ASSIMILATING THEIR OCCUPANTS.

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<EVERYONE>::gets assimilated:: <<lol>>

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<<OK, unless yall want to do a Borg SIM, now someone else can start the game, preferrably with a tame ACTION statement, like mine. =0] >>

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Nice SIM, yall! =0]

 

ACTION: THE USS BRAMLAGE COMES TO A SLOW HALT BEFORE A BEAUTIFUL NEBULA

"The nebula is of an unknown class as of yet. It is beautiful - swirls of reds, purples, greens, blues all flowing and moving." (Kansas)

OPS> Initial scans show it to be slightly smaller than our solar system, Captain. Last week this same nebula was charted with no significant growth. (Knl)

CSCI> ::Taps panels while checking out random ladies:: (Travis)

Helm> ::Slows the ship down to a reasonable scanning speed:: (Hansie)

TAC>::scanning the area, as he is a rather suspicious fellow:: (Knl)

<CMO> ::at medical console on bridge:: ::Scans the gasses present in the nebula, runs a medical program on the information gathered. Also runs a life form scan. Shares findings by downloading information to Sciences, Operations:: (Kansas)

ME>::peaks out from behind the curtain and wonders who whether he's on the right sound stage...:: (Fred)

ME>::Pulls Fred onto the set and hands him a Tricorder:: (Travis)

gets ready for duty watch, leaves quarters >>>>tl (eagle)

<CO><HELM> All stop, Helm. Lets get a good scan for the records, shall we? (Knl)

<HELM><CO> Aye, sir. ::taps controls:: All stop. (Wesley)

<ceng>::in engineering::<ceng><aeng>::nods::,<ceng><aeng> report, anything new?(eagle)

ACTION: SLOWLY, INFORMATION COMES IN ABOUT NEBULA. AT THE SAME TIME, LRS PICK UP EVIDENCE OF ION TRAILS IN THE VICINITY. (Knl)

<AENG><CENG> all engines operating at peak efficiency. Just the way you like it, sir. (Lo)

<TAC> Sensors are picking up multiple ion trails in the vacinity. Looks like there has been heavy traffic recently. (Garn)

OPS> Sure, why not? This is beautiful. (Knl)

<ceng><aeng> aye, she is a work of art isn’t she, how about a cup of coffee? (Eagle)

 

Me> ::already on break drinking a cup of coffee fresh from the replicator:: (Huff)

<CSEC>::sits in security with his paws up on his desk drinking coffee:: (Daryus)

<CSCI> ::scans the nebula:: Ion trails confirmed. No ships in the area though. (Wesley)

::See's Knlwtchr at Tac and takes over at the OPS console::

OPS> ::Finds some really cool shooting game on LCARS...has no idea that he's TOTALLY ruining someone's holodeck simulation:: (Smith)

::is enjoying a nice holo-picnic with my honey and my girlfriend gets shot by OPS playing Quake or something on his computer:: (dumbass)

<ceng><aeng> since we have the time lets run a full level one diagnostics on all nonessential systems, and secondary systems,(not realizing of course this may really

add the fix to someones simulation ...heh heh. (Eagle)

 

CMO>::getting reports from holodeck of injuries:: +BRIDGE+ Captain, are we at red alert? (Knl)

<CO>::brow furrows::+CMO+No, why? (Wesley)

REDSHIRT> Trips, hits head on helm console, causeing ship to slowly spiral toward the nebula. (dun dun DUN!) (SameJ)

ACTION> The ship heads, somewhat erratically, for the nebula...that we know very little about.

(Wesley)

<ceng><aeng>+<ops>what in blue blazes is going on up there? (Eagle)

<OPS>+ENGINEERING+Ummm, I don't really know...I think some redshirt messed something up. (Wesley)

<CO><HELM>All stop! OPS, take over Helm, if he cant! (Knl)

<HELM><CO>I'm trying, sir! I've been locked out! ::mumbles something about the clumsy redshirt:: (Wesley)

<CSEC>::sends out the daily security patrols and writes up the reports:: (Daryus)

<CMO>+CO+ Because Im getting reports of injuries coming from the Holodeck. (Knl)

Bridge Medic> ::see's the fallen redshirt, rushes over to help him....see's what the redshirt has done.....stands up and walks away, whistling innocently:: (sameJ)

<CO>+CMO+Did I hear that right? Injuries in the HOLODECK? (Wesley)

<CMO>+CO+Yes, injuries reported from the holodeck. Something about a gun floating down an ever changing hallway and shooting at them? Were safety protocols disengaged? (Knl)

<ceng><aeng>now that weve picked ourselves up off the deck lets try to help fix this mess (eagle)

<CO>::snaps at Ops::<OPS>Check the holodeck safety protocols. Are they online? (Wesley)

<ceng>+<ops>+<co>have reset holodeck protocols through manual override some stupid*^%$#@#%$ had disabled the automatic program sir. (Eagle)

<OPS>::cough:: Redshirt. ::cough:: (wesley)

<ceng><aeng>figures ::showing agitation:: people should not mess with things they

know nothing about...now lets try to get another cup of coffee without spilling it. (Eagle)

<CMO>::working feverishly between three patients:: My Kingdom for an intellegent octopus! (Knl)

<ceng>+<cmo>sb i have a problem....(eagle)

OPS> I realize that people are dying in sick bay and the holodeck, and I'm also aware that that is very depressing....but in case you have all forgoten, we are heading straight for a nebula! (SameJ)

<CMO>+CENG+ We'll, take it to confession, Im busy. (Knl)

ACTION: SUDDENLY, ANOTHER STARFLEET SHIP EMERGES FROM THE EDGE OF THE NEBULA. ITS ADRIFT AND ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE USS BRAMLAGE. (Knl)

 

othership CO> ::sees the fuzz clear on the veiwscreen and realizes they've come through the nebula, sees another starfleet vessel heading toward them...:: Get our propultion system online, get this peice of slag out of here!!!! (sameJ)

<CO of Bramlage><HELM> Get us out of here! Now! (Wesley)

<ceng>::grabs another cup of coffee and pours just a wee bit of scotch in it and takes

a drink while waiting on cmo::(eagle)

::feels the ship bumping around::

+OPS+ Ops, what is the condition up there? It's getting kinda bumpy down here.

::watches his donut roll off his desk and across the floor::

Darn, and that was my favorate cruller! (Daryus)

<HELM><CO>::Keying quickly::Im trying, sir. Helms not responding! (Knl)

redshirt> ::realizing that in bumping the console he logged it out, quickly jumps up, logs in, and in a moment of pure red shirtedness, speeds up the ship, thinking he is veering away, but is really making the doom of the USS Bramblage more iminant...::(sameJ)

<ceng>+cmo+having aeng brought to sb by medics maam seems to have suffered a head injury in the last shake up (eagle)

<CMO>+CENG+Understood. We'll be ready for him. (Wesley)

<ceng>+<ops>+bridge are we at red alert??...or what ..why are we putting so much strain on the engines she canna take much morrrree shelll blow...(eagle)

<CMO>::rushes around sickbay getting ready for incoming injured:: (Wesley)

<CO><BRIDGECREW>Shut down all secondary functions. All auxilliary power to forward shields. +ALL HANDS+ Abandon ship! Repeat, all hands abandon ship! (Knl)

Redshirt> ahhhhhhhhhhh ::rushes to a pod directly in the front of the ship, is the first out, and the pod shoots out, rams into the oncoming ship and explodes:: (sameJ)

ACTION: THE POD, AFTER EXPLODING INTO THE OTHER SHIP, CAUSES IT TO GO INTO SYSTEM WIDE FAILURE. ITS WARP CORE BREACH IS IMMANENT. (Knl)

<ceng>::gathers eng teams and teams enters pods for emergency evacuation and

launch::<ceng>+<ops>+all eng teams are away standing by at last pod for those

caught below decks,sir( really wishes he had gone with eng teams) (eagle)

<XO> ::is jolted out of his seat, walks calmly over to the thruster control panel, shunts a powerful blast of energy through the secondary eps conduit firing the lateral thrusters:: Computer! Disengage the intertial dampeners. (Zor)

<CSEC>::hear's the abandon ship warning, walks into the security hologym and programs a beach on Rysa a couple of Playboy bunnys, and a bottle of Cavasier Congac. Sit's down on the beach with a bunny on each side:: Well, if I'm going to die, may as well enjoy myself. (Daryus)

<Asec>::pops his head into the hologym:: <CSEC> Eh, boss! This aint the Titanic! Get on a pod...Sir! (Knl)

<CSCI> ::Detours to the shuttle bay, where he enters a shuttle and exits the ship.. snickers:: (Hansie)

 

<ceng>+<aeng>+get the cesc and any others to pod station at eng.core breach is imminent hog tie him if necessary ,were running out of time,now muster mister (eagle)

ACTION: As the two ships bear down on each other, the Bramlage attempts to swerve as the Second Officer is flung into the bulkhead. (Zor)

<ceng>+<aeng>+are you able to respond..... (eagle)

<CSEC><ASEC>Ok, but can I at least take my booze with me. ::heads for the pod:: (Daryus)

<CMO>::hopping onto a pod with her medical team::

<CSCI> ::in his shutle, seting a course for Risa at Max. Warp.. engages:: (Hansie)

::ceng,aeng, and csec now in pod,ceng launches away from ship.....<ceng><aeng>

that was way too close....whew. (Eagle)

::sits in the back of the pod swilling congac and missing his bunny's:: (Daryus)

<ceng><csec>don,t worry theres always another holodeck, kinda hard to replace the real ones though. (Eagle)

ACTION: The XO goes down with the ship and listens for an Earth Shattering Kaboom. (Zor)

<ceng>+<csec>+<aeng>::now kicked back and swilling congac and listening to the music of the spheres while floting away in the escape pod:: (eagle)

ACTION: ALL PODS ARE AWAY, FILLED WITH THE BRAMLAGE CREWS COMPLIMENT. COMPUTER'S VOICE RINGS OUT THROUGH THE SHIP: AUTO DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2.....(Knl)

ACTION: Earth shattering 'KABOOM' rings out (Merina)

<CSEC>::watches the ship go boom out of the window of the pod:: Darn, there went my Monkee's record collection. (Daryus)

<ceng><csec> thats ok, got some classic led zepplin if your in the mood....::here have another congac i stowed a few bottles of very old scotch too :: (eagle)

<XO> Hello Q (Zor)

:: csec, ceng, and aeng getting really hammered on congac and scotch and listening

to classic led zepplin(stair way to heaven) now. :: (eagle)

ACTION: WITHOUT WARNING, 2 BORG DRONES APPEAR IN EACH POD AND BEGIN ASSIMILATING THEIR OCCUPANTS. (Knl)

<EVERYONE>::gets assimilated::(Wesley)

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:P it was a ton of fun for a change........ :) B) :D :) :wub: :) oops,almost forgot about too many B) sorry about that,, :lol: :D ;) :D B)

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ACTION: THE CREW OF THE USS BRAMLAGE CHOSE TO TAKE A FEW DAYS LEAVE ON VALDAR III AND HAS JUST BEAMED DOWN A LANDING PARTY. THEY HAVE BEEN INVITED TO THE ANNUAL VALDARIAN HOG ROAST AND CRAFT FAIR.

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<Drunken Kroells> ::Laying on the ground, stomach swelling from unhealthy amount of pork disgestion::

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<ceng><cesc> well i,ve had me fill of pig, now how aboot a wee bit uh libation eh cheif ???

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<ceng>:: pours a tall neat scotch for <csec> and<aeng> and passes it to them

and smiles :: :lol:

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<XO>::looks over at the CO, having just forked a bite of pig meat:: Now, this is living HIGH off the HOG! ::winks, takes the bite::

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<ceng>::looking around at his ship mates, and thinking, aye shore leave and i cunnah

be with a better crew to spend it with, and sips his scotch::

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<CENG><CESC><AENG> ::nods and winks at <CESC>want to go check out some of

the sights cheif, finishes his scotch::

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<CSEC> ::pulls the slab of rosted pork out of his mouth and pushes the ceng out of the way and pulls his phaser and aims:: Move out of the way everyone! Maybe this is part of the show. ::grins, but aims his phaser anyway::

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<CENG><CESC> thanks,cheif+::draws and aims phaser along with cesc::

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<CENG><CESC>well what do you think....::as they watch the knight ride away::

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<TAC> ::sits calmly as the banquet table is trampled still gnawing at a chicken leg, then gets to his feet and approaches the Knight:: Why I challenge you to a duel! You've spilt wine all over my jerkin, threatened my friends with their lives, ruined this sumptuous repast, and now sir I shall have your head!

<CNS> ::rolling over laughing at TAC, considering their last session::

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<CNS> ::rolling over laughing at TAC, considering their last session::

<CENG>::looks at csec and tac and ask csec and cns if tac realises the knight is

ignoring him and continuing to ride off::

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<CSEC> ::spears another chunk of pork off the spit, grabs another mug of mead and finds a nice tree to sit under::

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<CENG>::grabs another big hunk of pig, grabs another scotch, shrugs and joins csec::