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knlwtchr

If a tree falls in the forest...

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How about a string about our favorite sayings, phrases, tongue twisters, or "philosophical" questions?

 

Ill post the first one. Remember, if you quote someone, give them credit. =0]

 

VanRoy once said: The First Amendment starts "Congress shall make no law..." Why couldnt they have stopped there?

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This is from my college fraternity's philosophical bs list.

 

"The chances of a cream cheese danish falling cream cheese side down, is directly proportional to the amount of cat hair in the carpet." -- Tri Chi XXX 1985

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"The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step" -- Lao Tzu

Edited by Seiben

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I like cake - Travis Kroells

 

Do it for the Boobs - Amber Jorgenson

 

and now for one serrious one :P

 

I did it all for the wookies - Jolee Bindo

 

::Snark::

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Nice new avvie, Travis

 

"There are some who would consider these M&M's to be... unnatural." - Travis' avatar

Edited by Darrik

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Some of my favorites:

 

-If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around, do the other trees laugh?

 

-Do not anger the dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

 

-The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards!

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My buddy Ruan from another sim came up with this:

 

"Do not anger the forum admins for they have the root password, are quick to anger, and have no need for subtlety."

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STSF_NDak: ::has them all lined up and ready to move out, he himself was dressed in his nice AT outfit::

tRexan> As opposed to the tacky pink lacy thing we keep noting on the security cams, that he prances around the br’tehh in.

 

 

 

 

::cackles::

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heh, this one again.. another favourite "If ignorance is bliss, and patience is a virtue, then there must be alot of happy people waiting in line at the DMV" - Dumbass.

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heh, this one again.. another favourite "If ignorance is bliss, and patience is a virtue, then there must be alot of happy people waiting in line at the DMV" - Dumbass.

Actually, that is happy stupid people at the DMV. But so far 2 people have quoted things I said so that ain't bad. (Obviously knlwtchr has seen some of my startrekfans.net posts.)

 

Now here is some more quotable material:

 

If a tree fell in the forest, and nobody heard it, would the Sierra Club still be pissed off?

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"Guns don't kill people... Romulans do." -Me

 

"When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually." - Stephen Wright

 

"When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction." - Steven Wright

 

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? ...

We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handy

 

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." - Jack Handy

 

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz

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I like sayings like: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

There are others like this one that are fun, too. Im sure Dumbass or Garnoopy remembers how they go... =0]

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since I like to push buttons...

 

"What Would I Do?" - Jesus

 

"God is dead." - Nietzsche

 

"Nietzsche is dead." - God

 

(please understand that this is all in jest)

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ROFL! I love it, Darrik! =0]

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He who shall so shall he who ~ Puke and Snot, Minnesota Renaissance Festival, 1991

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Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

- Tom Lehrer, 1965

 

If World War III is fought with nuclear weapons, then World War IV will be fought with sticks and stone knives.

- Albert Einstein

 

If birds can fly, why can't flies bird?

- Anonymous

 

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"Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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If World War III is fought with nuclear weapons, then World War IV will be fought with sticks and stone knives.

- Albert Einstein

hmm, i thought it was " i dont know what world war III will be fought with but i know that world war IV will be fough with sticks and stones."

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This one is from a old english comdey called On The Buses "I Thought hittler was dead, what the blazes are you doing here"

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hmm, i thought it was " i dont know what world war III will be fought with but i know that world war IV will be fough with sticks and stones."

I know the quote that way,too but the idea is the same.

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I know the quote that way,too but the idea is the same.

You may have me on that one. Sometimes a famous quote gets twisted depending on where you hear it. Take the famous, "Play it again, Sam," that Humphrey Bogart NEVER said in Casblanca.

 

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