Caption Contest

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The away team discovers a cryogenically frozen guy in a space ship. ("Space Seed," TOS)

"Tourism director: And here, we have a tour going through the Soylent Green Factory"

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McCoy: You won't believe it, Jim! He's not dead!

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Scotty: "Ah-mazing, Doctor! I ken see ma'self in his stomach!"

 

McCoy: ::looks up, frowns:: "That's the glass barrier, Mr. Scott."

 

Kirk: ::Thinking, 'how does Gene expect my shirt to rip when the bad guys locked in there?'::

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Scotty: "Ah-mazing, Doctor! I ken see ma'self in his stomach!"

 

McCoy: ::looks up, frowns:: "That's the glass barrier, Mr. Scott."

 

Kirk: ::Thinking, 'how does Gene expect my shirt to rip when the bad guys locked in there?'::

LOL, Andrea!

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To further demonstrate the need for glad press and seal wrap...

 

and:

 

Woman in fore ground> hey, I just might survive this one, with the bad guys locked in freezers.

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Kirk: Hey! Who forgot my redshirts? Now there's no one to kill...

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K> I ordered a woman. I pressed the button that clearly said, "woman..."

Mc> I can tell ya, Jim, that's no woman.

S> I don't understand!

Skirty girlie> ::says nothing::

Frozen guy> ::won't be happy when thawed::

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Kirk> But I... don't... understand... you say he... has no... pants on?

 

Scotty> Looks that was from 'ere, sir.

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scotty- that gold mess really brings out the color of his eyes

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McCoy>::Going over shipment forms:: I swore that was an asprin I took when restocking the medical supplies...

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<Woman in short skirt>::thinks "Well, at least Kirk is looking at me."::

Edited July 26, 2005 by Dumbass

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This Week's Picture

The away team discovers a cryogenically frozen guy in a space ship.  ("Space Seed," TOS)

Bones: Ok, somewhere we made a wrong turn. This is supposed to be where they keep the endangered species.

 

Woman: Since when did man become endangered?

 

Kirk: Since they first issued those uniforms, crewman.

 

Scotty: Aye, but this man's uniform is going to seal humanity's extinction.

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Kirk: Ugh

McCoy: Ugh!

Scott: Ugh....

O'Hura: mmmmmmmm....

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Kirk Thinking> Hmmmm... look at the frozen guy or stare at Lt. McGivers' legs. Mmmmmm.... Look at the frozen guy that has been frozen for years and isn't going anywhere or stare at Lt. McGivers' legs. Ooooooh. This is a really tough decision.

 

 

Caption> Distracted by a crew-woman's sexy thighs, Captain Kirk inadvertently triggers the cryo-chamber and releases the Wrath of Khan. Soon after, Starfleet began issuing standard jumpsuit uniforms to all female personnel.

Edited July 26, 2005 by Laehval tTemarr

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Scotty: Kiptin! Tis no woman like I've ever seen...

Kirk: Dammit Bones, I wanted a woman!

Bones: Right here on the request form captain..one scantily clad man in a glass cryo tube, not my problem...

Uhura:Boys..Boys...what are you arguing about? ::eyeing the man::

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Woman> I wonder if the frozen guy thinks, I'm Uhura too even though I have the skin completion of a snowman...

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Caption: Scotty> Hey, if you're all hungry, in the fridge I've got fish sticks, pizza and a dead frozen naked guy

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Even Scotty was stunned by Bones' choice as to where to insert the meat thermometer.

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LOL!!!! ^_^

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Even Scotty was stunned by Bones' choice as to where to insert the meat thermometer.

Heh heh, Moose you kidder you.

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Kirk> Lt. McGivers, for your birthday this year we ordered you a hunkcikle.

Bones> Well, here's the order form. Yep, one frozen he man.

Scotty> Aye, but I hav'ta figure out how to open the blasted thing.

McGivers> Captain, you shouldn't have. Well, he is more muscular than you.

And, he wears a snappier outfit. I'll keep him and call him George.

Kahn> Brrrrrr!!! It's freezing in here.

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scotty:hhmmmm.....probally not as good as a romulan in a pot.....but you have to make do with what you got now a days..

 

kirk:well bones, what do you think ???

 

bones:well jim with lots of fry bread on the side.........maybe

 

 

yeoman: yeah with honey,powdered sugar and" ketchup"....yum,yum........

^_^ :D :D B) :P B) :o

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::makes mental note to refer eagle for a psych consult:: :D ^_^

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Scotty: Kiptin..is it almost done yet?

Kirk: Well Bones?

Bones: It says here he has been preheating for 3000 years...you'd think he would at least be unthawed by now

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Scotty: Kiptin..is it almost done yet?

Kirk: Well Bones?

Bones: It says here he has been preheating for 3000 years...you'd think he would at least be unthawed by now

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh possibly another convert.....heh,heh :lol: :lol: :P :P