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Caption Contest

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Paris> It's a pleasure to finally meet Tuvok's acting coach.

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Hostage exchanges in "The Magnificient Ferengi" (DS9)

 

One of my favourite DS9 episodes. ^_^

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Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. My other brother Darryl couldn't make it.

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Yelgrun> ::looking in the mirror:: No, no... I really think you are the uglier one...

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This Week's Picture:

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Hostage exchanges in "The Magnificient Ferengi" (DS9)

 

One of my favourite DS9 episodes. ^_^

Vorta> "Do I LOOK like an SG-1 soldier? Is she a Wookie? No. Now tell me where the Star Trek convention is."

 

(Bob and Sally take a wrong turn...to the Star Wars con in the same hotel.)

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When Bill and Bob found out their parents had been cousins, they were truly shocked.

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They both were wondering why Fred was dressed in a coconut bra and grass skirt.

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Ferengi> See? Watch that guy in the blue shirt.

 

Other Guy> Oh my gosh! You're right. That man is picking his nose!

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Ferengi> See?  Watch that guy in the blue shirt.

 

Other Guy> Oh my gosh!  You're right.  That man is picking his nose!

There are worse things to pic than a nose.

 

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I hope this crap about reincarnation is valid, because in my next life I want to be Natalie's left hand. ^_^

Edited by Dumbass

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You are hopeless, Dumbass.

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There are worse things to pic than a nose.

 

OK, then, how about:

 

Ferengi: See? Watch that girl in the white shirt.

 

Other guy: Oh my gosh! You're right! That girl is picking her butt!

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Edited by knlwtchr

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Another other guy: "Gee, I wish I could be her left hand."

 

or better yet...

 

"Hi, I'm Mike. No, no, that's OK, Finish your call, we can shake hands later."

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ok then how about:

ferengi:is she what i think she is??

 

other guy:yep....the original scratch and sniff poster child..... ^_^

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Vorta> ::flamingly:: Oh my, that sofa matches my sash perfectly

 

Ferengi> ::sarcastically:: Yeah, and your intelect matches the size of your lobes perfectly....

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lol, sam...that one's great.

 

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Vorta: I'm Bob. ::points to Ferengi:: That's Fred. And before you ask, we are NOT related!

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Since the early days of the Federation, people have argued against interspecies marrages.

Can you just imagine what their children will look like?

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Another other guy:  "Gee, I wish I could be her left hand."

Other guy: ::thwaps Another other guy::

 

Ferengi: ::watching, nods, grinning an evil Ferengi grin::

Edited by knlwtchr

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lol, sam...that one's great.

 

why thank you

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other guy:what does that sign mean...no feringi allowed unless on leash ???

 

ferengi: looks like profiling to me,,,lets go call the lawyer.... ^_^

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vorta:do not shake hands with him..

 

ferengi:why not?

 

vorta:tou dont know where his tendrils have been,,,if you know what i mean..

 

:) ^_^

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Caption: Are you trying to implicate we are having an inter-species affair?

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No matter how nice they said it looked, no one really liked Picard's new toupe.

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Each week's just getting better. Keep them coming. ^_^

 

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The away team discovers a cryogenically frozen guy in a space ship. ("Space Seed," TOS)

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