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Risan: Have you met my sister, the Borg Queen?

 

Malcolm: Uh, uh... Hi nice to meet you.

question:why was my comment on this caption not shown,,,to un pc??? :P

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Reed: (drunk) You know, you're a very lovely lady.

Woman: (deep voice) I'm not a lady.

Reed: What?! (passes out)

Montague: 1

Rompen: 1

T'Linna: 1

 

It was a really tough choice between a few, but ultimately I chose this one. . . .

 

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Paris and Tuvok take a look at Satan's Robot in "Bride of Chaotica" (VOY)

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Paris> I thought you said you were an only child...

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Paris> Hey, where's my cup of cofee? This stupid thing ate my dollar.

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Paris> Tuvok, we'll never reach a compromise as long as you see every issue in black and white.

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If it yells "Danger! Danger! Robinson Family!" I'm so outta here.

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Paris> These ATM machines never work right! Where does it spit out my money?

 

Tuvok> It is the future, Tom. We don't use paper money. We have credits now.

 

Paris> Oh... uh... well, hypothetically speaking ... do credits tuck nicely into g-strings?

Edited by Laehval tTemarr

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"OK, I returned your coffee maker. Now, wheres my lawn mower?"

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Paris: Would this robot make a great additon to your department

 

Tuvok: Uh... yeah it would, wouldn't it.

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Paris and Tuvok take a look at Satan's Robot in "Bride of Chaotica" (VOY)

P> I can never figure out how these Wawa touch and go computers work.

 

T> Ham and Swiss on Rye. How difficult can it be?

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Paris>" Do you Tuvok, take this ummm whatever to be your lawfully wedded, uhhhhh whatever?"

 

Tuvok>"Logically, I do."

 

Robot> "Beep, beep"

Edited by DaryusZaphodDracal

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ROFL!! I love it Daryus!! =0]

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Paris: "Oh god, here comes hitler."

 

Tuvok: "Mr Paris, I knew i'll find here."

 

Paris: "Yeah yeah, what do you want?"

 

Tuvok: "I like you to meet the new addition to the security team, Bulter."

 

Robot: "Beep, Beep."

 

Paris: "Oh no, two hitlers!"

Edited by Cadet Munro

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p>so what does quack,quack,waddle,waddle,beep,beep,..mean ???

 

t>i don,t know,,,your the answer man... ;)

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A day at the museum

 

T> I thought you were not allowed to touch the exhibits

P> what...I wasn't doing anything, you can't prove it

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P> What do you mean "Danger, Danger Will Robinson?"

 

T> Who is...this...Will Robinson? And...why is he *dramatic pause* in danger?

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it means the same as quack,quack,waddle ,waddle ,beep,beep..;)

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Paris and Tuvok take a look at Satan's Robot in "Bride of Chaotica" (VOY)

Mr. Paris> "He needs a heart, you say? And his friends need brains and a way home? Dnt we hve enough to do here? Where's the Captain?"

 

Mr. Tuvok> "I believe her exct words were, 'To see the wizard'"

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Caption: Aw..c'mon Tuvok...The "Doctor" gets a holoemitter.....

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P> What? It's a ROBOT, Tuvok. It's not like I'm going to open this compartment here and pull out a BEER...

 

T> Your ROBOT is leaking refrigerant.

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Robot> Prepare to DIE!!!!

 

Paris> Aw, hell, the ONE day im trapped in the 1950's withut a phaser...

 

Tuvok> Worrying is illogical I wil just nerve pinch him. :: pinches robot, nothing happens:; ::realizes his mistake:: Oh yeah, its a robot.... well... in that case... um... we come in peace? ::smiles weakly::

 

Paris> ::sighs:: Oy....

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Paris> Hey, Tuvok! What's the difference between a Vulcan and a Robot?

... Robots don't have ears! Hahahahahahahaha.

 

Paris> Besides the ears, what's the difference between a Vulcan and a Robot?

... Robots can be programmed for humor! Hahahahahahahaha.

 

Paris> Besides the ears and the humor, what's the difference between a Vulcan and a Robot?

... Everybody likes Robots! Hahahahahahahaha

 

Robot> Ba dum bum CHING!

 

Tuvok> That was not amusing.

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Paris> As Mr. Robot's lawyer, I swear to you that he only had one six-pack of motor oil.

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Caption: Dude! I told you these mail-order brides were no good!

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