Caption Contest

[Duroz 0]

"Did I shave my legs for this?"

 

OR

 

"Real Officers Wear Skirts"

Edited July 6, 2005 by Pinner Chase

[Nemesis 0]

Girl behind him> Hmmm mmm look at them legs

[WesleyMustDie 0]

"Did I lose a bet last night?"

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

Humming> "The Less you wear, the more you need Nair!"

[Cptn Moose 0]

In spite of advancements in technology, transporter accidents were still common well into the 24th century.

[Tachyon 0]

Caption: In an attempt to win over the Ferengi, The Federation moves to more "esthetic" dress code

Montague: 1

Rompen: 1

 

:P

 

This Week's Picture:

 

Malcolm and a Risan from ENT's "Two Days and Two Nights"

[Dumbass 0]

 

Trip: I really wish my old man had given me "the talk".

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Montague: 1

Rompen: 1

 

:P

 

This Week's Picture:

 

Malcolm and a Risan from ENT's "Two Days and Two Nights"

Enterprise side plot 24: Phlox is turned into a woman by Q.

[eagle 0]

where is scotty when you need him,he was supposed to clean and return my

regular kilt,,,,i,ll kilt him.... :P

[Ensign_Rompen 0]

Caption:

Dude thinking: I cant believe I am going to score.....

Betazoid Girl: Not if you were the last humanoid on earth geekboy

Edited July 10, 2005 by Ensign_Rompen

[WesleyMustDie 0]

where is scotty when you need him,he was supposed to clean and return my

regular kilt,,,,i,ll kilt him.... :P

Wrong picture, eagle...

[Brian Graham 0]

Reed:

Starfleet Regulation 34 sub-paragragh 3 specifically states...

::pauses then tosses book behind shoulder::

Ahh, what do books know.

[eagle 0]

u>oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is that ???????

cpt.k>yep that,s it>>>>>>>>> :P

[WesleyMustDie 0]

u>oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is that ???????

cpt.k>yep that,s it>>>>>>>>> :P

Ummm, eagle? We're on the third picture now...the one from Enterprise.

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Ummm, eagle? We're on the third picture now...the one from Enterprise.

 

**Waves Hi**

 

Hi eagle. This picture with Reed and the woman is the current contest one. :P

[Merina 0]

reed:: have you met my sister?

[Captain Huff 0]

R> I can't believe there's a really a planet where total nerds are cool..

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

Malcom Thinking> "She's touching my hand! We're getting it on tonight. Baw chica baw baw. Finally, I get the attention I deserve from a woman!"

 

Risan Female Thinking> "I wonder if I should tell him I haven't always been a woman."

[DaryusZaphodDracal 0]

 

 

Malcom> "Umm waiter, I'll have the Altair water, and my charming young date here will have the Andorian Roofie Cocktail."

Edited July 11, 2005 by DaryusZaphodDracal

[Images 0]

Caption: Oh I say! This young lady gives my crown jewels a spot of jangling what!

Edited July 11, 2005 by Images

[STSF NDak 0]

Risan Infomercial: "Horga'hn does a geek good"

 

or "With Horga'hn, Jamaharon can happen to you!"

 

or

 

Risan Girl: "He think's I am not in this for the money..."

 

Malcom: "Thank the gods they haven't outlawed money!"

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Reed: (drunk) You know, you're a very lovely lady.

Woman: (deep voice) I'm not a lady.

Reed: What?! (passes out)

[Images 0]

Hey I told you I could find one hot woman on Star Trek Kirk or Riker didn't sleep with. Gimme my five bucks!

[Travis Kroells 0]

 

Woman (thinking): Now might be a good time to tell him we're cousins...

[knlwtchr 0]

Reed> Oh! Oh, you are going to LOVE this one! I tell this to... what waiter? No, nothing more. Anyway, I tell this to ALL the Federation Cheifs I come accross and they just LOVE it. OK, so, theres this man, you see...

 

Woman> (thinking) Holy cow, would you shut up or go away? Smile and nod. Just smile and nod.