Caption Contest

[knlwtchr 0]

And if that doesn't work, I'll accidentally rip my shirt in several places."

ROFLOL!!

[Lilkittyprincess 0]

Kirk: I hope she doesn't noticed I used hair gel.

[Kansas_Jones 0]

::Huddle:: "Okay Bill, here's the plan. You distract Nimoy and DeForest and I will haul his bike into the rafters. Break!"

[DaryusZaphodDracal 0]

::Huddle:: "Okay Bill, here's the plan. You distract Nimoy and DeForest and I will haul his bike into the rafters. Break!"

:D I've seen the blooper where Spock is running down the village street, turns the corner and there's his bike hanging from the rafters about 7 feet off the ground. :D

[Tachyon 0]

All right, I'm doing it every five days because a week seems long. :D

 

This "week's" winner is Montague. It wasn't easy to choose, I saw a lot of funny captions, but the picture really does make it look like Kirk is feeling Uhura's cheek. . . .

 

Kirk and Uhura from TOS' "Plato's Stepchildren"

 

K> This is the last time I smoke on duty...

U> What's that captain?

K>Did you know your covered in a very fine fuzz....

 

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New Picture:

 

I don't know from what episode this is (presumably early season) but it does deserve to be captioned. Oh so deserving. :D

[Pyro 0]

Hmm...seams drafty in here today.

[knlwtchr 0]

"One time...ONE TIME, I mention Genes name in a joke and I get shafted in waredrobe. Just wait until I get back to the bridge..."

[Kansas_Jones 0]

"Dude..where's my pants?"

[Kestra 0]

"Troi's not the only one who can pull this off."

[Dumbass 0]

 

"Oh, sure! Join Dac's Academy sims, they're fun!" Yeah, right.

[Nemesis 0]

"Never make a bet with an android who just got a emotion chip"

[DaryusZaphodDracal 0]

"That's the last time I let Ensign Target from security do my laundry. Hmmm, he's up for the next landing party."

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

 

Thinking> "I'm too sexy for this skirt ... too sexy for this skirt. So sexy it huuuuuuuurts.

On the catwalk ... on the catwalk, Yeah, I shake my Starfleet Tush on the catwalk..."

[Merina 0]

Okay ladies, your not the only ones who can wear these now. ::to self:: my legs are cold

[Images 0]

After "Queer Eye" left the Enterprise, Starfleet was never the same again.

[Nemesis 0]

"And next comes the surgery"

[Ensign_Rompen 0]

Caption: In an attempt to win over the Ferengi, The Federation moves to more "esthetic" dress code

Edited July 6, 2005 by Ensign_Rompen

[Lilkittyprincess 0]

"Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll think it's a skort.....And they said I didn't look good in stripes, aaaaaaaag these hightops kill."

[Montague 0]

Thank god I'm a commander... I can only imagine what they have the ensigns wearing... Note to self: Remember regulation underpants tommorow.

[Images 0]

 

Every new crewmember dreaded the hazings

[knlwtchr 0]

"Thats the last time I shower in the barracks. Yes, very funny, fellas. Im laughing all the way your quarters."

[Darrik 0]

 

Commander Rodney McKay (yes, I think it looks like McKay from Stargate) ::singing off-key:: "Uptown officer, I've been living in an uptown world..."

 

or

 

Fred, pre-grass skirt and coconut bra

Edited July 6, 2005 by Darrik

[STSF NDak 0]

"Now I know how Uhura felt."

 

or

 

"In an effort to gain wider female audiences, the network decided to try use the same concepts with women as they do with men: (wo)men in tight skirts in positions of power. However, the network noticed that only women with a fetish for Scottish men were enticed enough by the ploy to view the programing."

[Kansas_Jones 0]

After "Queer Eye" left the Enterprise, Starfleet was never the same again.

 

ROFL!!!

 

All the quotes are great.

Edited July 6, 2005 by Kansas_Jones

[Captain Huff 0]

A skirt without heels is like 7 of 9 without implants.