Caption Contest

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Muwahahaha, so if you still have too much time on your hands, here's another contest to keep you busy until the much anticipated return of the weekly screenshot. I'll post a picture from an episode, and you have to post back with the funniest caption you can create. It can be just a description of the scene, or post lines that the character(s) are saying.

 

At the end of the week I'll choose the funniest caption (yes, it's totally subjective) and post another picture. You can jump in at any time and even post twice in one week if you post and then think of something you consider funnier (but only your most recent post will count).

 

This Week's Picture:

Kirk and Uhura from TOS' "Plato's Stepchildren"

[Nemesis 0]

"How come when ever you get drunk you go to the planet that they think you're their god?"

[JesusTrekkie 0]

Uhura> I hate to tell you this now... but I'm a man...

[Dumbass 0]

"Gee, I thought Fred wasn't going to be at Shore Leave this year."

[WesleyMustDie 0]

"Oh god, he's gonna puke on me."

[Travis Kroells 0]

"Does this stick on my head make me look stupid? Must concentrate...ignore all bodily...BLASTED!"

[Mithraia Coeur 0]

Trekkies in Togas.. the new anti-drug.

[MisterSmith 0]

"Uhura! What's the secret code !?!"

 

Smitty

Edited July 1, 2005 by MisterSmith

[DaryusZaphodDracal 0]

Uhura> "Lower, ahh, lower, harder, scratch harder. AHHhhhhhhhh. I hate these Platonius mosquito's."

 

 

Oh God, 100 Geek points for knowing the plantet in that episode. :lol:

 

Zaphod,

"I purr, therefore I am."

Edited July 1, 2005 by DaryusZaphodDracal

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Daryus deserves more than 100 geek points for that one!

 

New Caption: "Do these people know that kiss wasn't real>"

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Caption: As the series wore on, the cast's reactions to the scary space monsters only went downhill.

Edited July 2, 2005 by Images

[Travis Kroells 0]

I was hoping not to be the first one to notice this, but Kirk looks constipated in that scene...

[Dumbass 0]

Actually, he kinda looks like Frasier.

[Merina 0]

Kirk>i'm gonna puke

Uhura> don't do it on me

[knlwtchr 0]

Kirk> "Uhura! We....MUST....getbackto .....the...."

 

Uhura> "Captain, we dont have all day. Spit it out!"

[Captain Huff 0]

U> Captain... There's something I have to tell you...

K> Why yes... what is it...?

U> I just saved a lot of money on my insurance by switching to Geiko.

Edited July 2, 2005 by Captain Huff

[WesleyMustDie 0]

U> Captain... There's something I have to tell you...

K> Why yes... what is it...?

U> I just saved a lot of money on my insurance by calling Geiko.

LOL! That's a classic!

[Images 0]

Uhura: I can't find it! Are you sure a space-lizard crawled into your pants captain?

[Montague 0]

K> This is the last time I smoke on duty...

U> What's that captain?

K>Did you know your covered in a very fine fuzz....

[Seiben 0]

Uhara: Hey Bill, Guess who's the new spokeswomen for priceline.com ?

Edited July 2, 2005 by Seiben

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Uhura> "Captain, we're in trouble! The evil villain-type people are headed our way! Should I do my infamous feather fan naked dance to distract them?"

 

Kirk> ::Mmmm... fan dance.:: "What? Oh ... Yea. Good idea. And if that doesn't work, I'll accidentally rip my shirt in several places."

[Captain Huff 0]

Uhara: Hey Bill, Guess who's the new spokeswomen for priceline.com ?

rofl!

[Duroz 0]

Uhura: "See what did I tell ya?"

 

Kirk: "You're right Uhura, that is a close shave. Very smooth."

[Nemesis 0]

Uhura> This is awkward

Jim> *grunt*

 

<Travis' constipation comment to a whole new level ^_^>

[Brian Graham 0]

Kirk: ::annoyed:: Uhura?

Uhura: Yes Captain?

Kirk: ::annoyed:: Did you put this plant on my head?