Who would win in a lightsaber duel?

[Dumbass 0]

Remember, my Qob character HAS a lightsaber and has already killed a couple people in a bar fight with it.

[Dumbass 0]

Oops, meant to do this in the Community section.

[Cougar 0]

Kroells knows a lot about Star Wars, but so do I....and the fact that you are really cool Dumbass, you win :lol: :P

[Travis Kroells 0]

::Uses force crush on Cougar::

 

You will vote for me!

[DaryusZaphodDracal 0]

Hmmm, let's see. Well, Van Roy has control over life support and gravity of my quarters on Qob. I vote for him. :lol:

 

Zaphod,

"Balls of twine, rubber mice, a warm bowl of milk."

"These are a few of my favorate things."

[Cougar 0]

::Uses force crush on Cougar::

 

You will vote for me!

Too late, Van Roy had my vote :lol:

[Seiben 0]

I'll go for Dumbass. He has a light sabre. :lol:

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Since Dumbass HAS a lightsaber (and he outranks me by quite a bit), he gets my vote.

:lol: :P :D :D :D

[Travis Kroells 0]

Bah, you guys are all going on my list

[Kestra 0]

Don't worry Kroells, I voted for you. I'm scared of those eyes. They're watching me.

[Travis Kroells 0]

Yes, but in a good way :lol:

[Dumbass 0]

Lets see if I can sum it up:

 

1) Kroells is trying to use the mind trick on the strong-minded

2) A Sith with a yellow lightsaber?

3) The mind trick doesn't work on Vulcans either.

4) Cougar thinks I am really cool.

5) My character already has control over life support and gravity

6) My character really does have a lightsaber, and has used it in a bar - just like Obi Wan

7) My CO gave me a lightsaber in real life

8) I outrank WesleyMustDie

9) I outrank Kroells

[JesusTrekkie 0]

I voted for Palpatine, cause he offers his protection...

 

Er, I mean...

 

While yes, Van Roy does "have" a lightsaber, I have two, so that doesn't affect my vote... Kroells is younger, ergo probably more agile, and seems to prattle on about Star Wars way more than Van Roy does. Thus said, in my opinion he probably wields a better saber, while Van Roy would wield a better phaser.

[Dumbass 0]

10) Elaine's mom thinks I am evil.

[JesusTrekkie 0]

10) Elaine's mom thinks I am evil.

*cough* very true *cough*

 

Yet another reason why I didn't vote for you :lol:

[Dumbass 0]

But this is a battle between Sith lords. Evil is a GOOD thing.

[Kestra 0]

Ah, but Kroells now has an apprentice. ::grins evilly::

[STSF NDak 0]

::evil sith like laughter:: You would both fail to defeat the Sith Lords, like me...and Darth BluRox

[Travis Kroells 0]

::smiles devilshly at Kestra::

 

Good girl...

Edited June 28, 2005 by Travis Kroells

[STSF NDak 0]

::force sidesteps:: Fool

[Dumbass 0]

Well OK. In a very un-Sith-like act of desperation, Kroells is trying to raise a secret army in a vain attempt to defeat me. One certainly can't blame him for this, as he needs all the help he can get.

 

Still, in order to spare innocent lives, it is necessary to take this fight mono-a-mono.

 

As Dooku said to Yoda, "It is obvious this contest can not be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightsaber." So too this contest can not be decided by our skills with a lightsaber, but with the speed and accuracy of our typing.

 

So here is public notice that I, Darth Dumbass, hereby challenge Darth Kroells to a lightsaber duel at the next Red Star Night Club sim, on July 2 (or July 9 if it is cancelled due to the 4th of July weekend). I have already reserved the "boxing ring" with STSF Jorlis.

 

As Vader said to Luke... Who's your daddy, punk?

[mtporter 0]

oh boy I lightsaber fight. I am so there. ::grabs some popcorn and gets in line to make sure she gets a good seat::

[Travis Kroells 0]

I will attempt to be there Lord Dumbass, but it is likely that after Friday, I will be losing my internet for the rest of the summer.

 

But, if there is but a chance, I will be there.

[Cadet Munro 0]

My vote goes to Travis, Seeing those eyes makes me shudder.

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Oooh, a light saber battle. I'm betting on Dumbass, and I'm going to come and watch...

 

Hey, Darth Dumbass, you looking for an apprentice? I'll help you even out the score against Travis...

 

Another reason I voted for Dumbass: He's got a cool name and can probably kick my butt with that lightsaber of his.