At Knifepoint

[Montague 0]

This afternoon while eating some yogurt at knifepoint, I wondered, does anyone else do this?

[Seiben 0]

How does one eat yogurt at knife point? What, some thug had a knife to your throat and forced you eat the yogurt? lol.

[Tethra 0]

Dude, I think you need to like call the police

[Taalix 0]

Do you mean eating it ON a knifepoint? Because if you eat it while being held AT knifepoint, then that person must be pretty desperate for you to eat yogurt.

 

There's a way to get your kids to eat their veggies :P

[Travis Kroells 0]

Thats why I break down and start crying whenever I see Spinnach.

[Montague 0]

no, I mean to eat the food only using a knife, picking it up with a knife, not your hand or any other utensil, hostage situation is optional :P

[Seiben 0]

OH! OH! Okay.. well, I do that with peas sometimes.

[JesusTrekkie 0]

OH! OH! Okay.. well, I do that with peas sometimes.

Classic Three Stooges... Scoop some taters then dip in peas... all with the knifey...

[Duroz 0]

It must take you DAYS to eat peas lol... I can barely fight the buggers with a spoon.

 

I've eaten things with only a knife...in particular when I've cut meat and been too lazy to switch hands with the fork.

[Eli Zhu 0]

:P i eat everything at knife point ... er.. i mean .. ::runs::

[Tethra 0]

When I want to be all like Croc Dundee I eat an apple with a knife :P

[WesleyMustDie 0]

How do you eat at knife point????????

[Montague 0]

I hope that this helps. :P

 

Instructions For Eating at Knifepoint

 

Step One: Acquire some food that you desire to consume.

 

Step Two: Produce a knife, or dagger.

 

Step Three: Spear the food onto the utensil.

 

Step Four: Bring the food into the mouth and withdraw the knife while leaving the food inside the mouth.

 

Step Five: Chew.

 

Step Six: Chew thoroughly.

 

Step Seven: Swallow.

 

Step Eight: Repeat the proccess until the rest of the food has been devoured.

 

Step Nine: Chide yourself for needing a guide to such a simple concept.

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Gee, thanks, Montague. I'm not THAT hopeless you know. Respect the Vulcan Sith Lord!

[Montague 0]

Gee, thanks, Montague. I'm not THAT hopeless you know. Respect the Vulcan Sith Lord!

:lol:

[WesleyMustDie 0]

::ignites lightsaber and steps toward Montague:: You want to try that again?

[Montague 0]

::considers it carefully, noticing the lightsaber in his hand::

 

Hmmm...

 

::Extends double Darth Maul style sabers, one in each hand::

 

Ok, :lol: .

[ScottSabourin 0]

There's a way to get your kids to eat their veggies :P

TAALIX

haha I don't know why I found that so funny.... I'm really crying with laughter... OMG.. :lol:

[Travis Kroells 0]

::ignites lightsaber and steps toward Montague:: You want to try that again?

::sighs, not bother to even pull his saber out, then casts Force Crush, imploding her organs::

 

Child, you are no Sith Lord.

[Travis Kroells 0]

::Then uses Force Crush on Montague since it'll be funny::

[WesleyMustDie 0]

STOP FOLLOWING ME, TRAVIS! And I AM a Lord of the Sith. Montague, you can't have two double-sided lightsabers. :lol:

[Montague 0]

stop whining, I dont know how to use them :lol:

 

::takes out two type-2 phasers::

 

Give up :P

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Phasers? Against a light saber? Yeah, right, I'm gonna give up. ::rolls eyes, does a fancy lightsaber defense twirl::

[Montague 0]

But, you see, two constant beams moving at the speed of light for several second, you cannot stop that, ever.

[WesleyMustDie 0]

But, you see, two constant beams moving at the speed of light for several second, you cannot stop that, ever.

I have the Force, remember? ::activates a Force Shield:: :lol: