Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Garnoopy 0]

Yes, yes, it's time to answer the lifelong question we all have...

 

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

 

George W. Bush

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

 

Al Gore

I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

 

Bill Clinton

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?   Could you define chicken, please?

 

Martha Stewart

No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

 

Dr. Seuss

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

 

Ernest Hemingway

To die. In the rain. Alone.

 

Martin Luther King, Jr.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

 

Grandpa

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

 

Barbara Walters

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

 

John Lennon

Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

 

Aristotle

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

Karl Marx

It was a historical inevitability.

 

Saddam Hussein

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

 

Captain Kirk

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

 

Fox Mulder

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

 

Sigmund Freud

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 

Albert Einstein

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

Johnny Cochran

Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.

 

Colonel Sanders

I missed one!

[VileRomulan 0]

Lucky the Leprechaun

They're always trying to get me lucky charms...

 

Yoda, Jedi master

Cross the road it did, why it did we do not know, therefore..

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred, leads to crossing into the darkside, ERM, darkside he crossed to, yes he did, ERM

 

Charleston Heston

Get your wings off me you damn dirty birds!

 

Charles Manson

I like chickens, can your bring me one?

 

Bobby, the bum on the corner

Cross the street? no, I won't do, uh, what did you say? do you have food?

 

Atragon

::peels some skin off his forehead:: Wh- what did you say young man?

[Images 0]

Hey you forgot the really obvious Bush mistake. such as those wonderful words and phrases

 

"subliminable"

 

"Educationalising"

 

or my favourite

 

"Most of our foreign imports come from abroad"

 

though i do have to admit that he hasn't said anything REALLY dumb for a while, either he's been replaced by a robot or he finally got that brain he wanted from the wizard!

[Dumbass 0]

To keep from becoming another Garnoopy brother.    :D

[Vex Xiang 0]

ROFL! Those are absolutely hilarious, Garnoopy

[Vex Xiang 0]

"subliminable"

 

"Educationalising"

 

or my favourite

 

"Most of our foreign imports come from abroad"

 

You're kidding right??

[Images 0]

"subliminable"

 

"Educationalising"

 

or my favourite

 

"Most of our foreign imports come from abroad"

 

You're kidding right??

kidding, no.

Frightened, yes!  :D

[Cmdr Laura Issia 0]

though i do have to admit that he hasn't said anything REALLY dumb for a while, either he's been replaced by a robot or he finally got that brain he wanted from the wizard

 

Did you see his speech after the attack on Iraq began?  I watched it live (don't ask me why I was up at 4 am, I'm still not sure myself) and convinced my flatmate (not sure why he was up at 4 am either) that I'm completely insane by bursting out laughing halfway through -- he's got himself an excellent speechwriter, and he can't deliver the lines for s***.  The contrast was... interesting, to say the least.

[Vex Xiang 0]

he's got himself an excellent speechwriter, and he can't deliver the lines for s

 

Hey! Don't be so hard on our president. I just moved to Texas recently. And our President is from Texas, so I know what these folks are like.

 

And frankly, I'm just glad Mr Bush manages to say as much as he does without an "uhhh" or "yaall Iraqi's gunna get yers" or "I luv this country like I luv my texas tbone and taters."

 

Be thankful. I think he's pretty smart, considering.

 

::runs for his life::

[Travis Kroells 0]

lol lets see what else we can digg up...Which came first the chicken or the Egg?

 

Me:  Does it matter we eat both of them any way.  The question should be which has more poly unsaturated fat?

 

George Bush:  It does not matter.  What matters is if the chicken is suplying eggs to terorists for omlet bio war fare then it must be stoped!  As soon as the U.N. agrees.

 

Klingon Garnoopy:  Chickens are to feathery to eat and eggs are to runny so the question is not honorable.

 

My Grandpa:  Back in my day we were to poor to have chickens and egg...it cost 16 playing cards to lick a chicken and 27 playing cards to bite a chunk off.

 

My Grandma:  Chickens?  Eggs?  There still around?  I thought they went out back in the 80's.

 

FDR:   He have nothing to fear but that gaint egg rolling down the street!

 

Gandi:  The way the eggs and chickens are beeing treated is dispicatable!  I say we hold a hunger strike by only eating duck!

[spg 0]

lol, great post Garnoopy. I'm a little braindead at the moment, or I would try to come up with something witty to add to it.   :o

[Dumbass 0]

Be thankful. I think he's pretty smart, considering.

For all this talk about Bush being dumb, he has an MBA from Harvard.  Not an easy degree to get, and not an easy school to get it from.

 

Gore, by comparrison, flunked out of law school and flunked out of divinity school.  How the hell do you flunk God?

[LoAmi 0]

For all this talk about Bush being dumb, he has an MBA from Harvard.  Not an easy degree to get, and not an easy school to get it from.

Two comments:

 

1. Gentleman's C

2. $$$$$George$$$$$Bush$$$$$$$Sr.$$$$$$

[HyperDrive 0]

Alright, folks. I've noticed that this Forum (and every other forum I have ever been a part of) gets along alot better if we leave politics outside the door. I believe it best that we don't put statements against statements with politics, such as we don't jab either Bush, Gore, or any other political officer or decision on these boards. This could cause arguments on the forums that we really don't want.

 

One local message board I am a member of lost over half of their members over politics, because the entire forum was arguing with one another. Arguring over these things is not good for the forum in any form of nature.

 

Obviously, everyone has different views on the War on Terror, the President, and other political views. These views could cause bad arguments, and could make other simmers angry, and can disrupt the view of having a fun sim. This forum is made for Star Trekkies everywhere to have fun doing things that they enjoy to do, and arguing about something that many people feel is a very important issue (such as politics) can cause conflicts that I am quite certain STSF doesn't want.

 

This message is not directed at any one or two people, but instead to the entire Forum.

 

I hope that I have not said too much to anger the GMs, but I just want to make sure that no one gets overly offended by these boards.

 

HD

[STSF Jorlis 0]

These views could cause bad arguments, and could make other simmers angry, and can disrupt the view of having a fun sim.

As long as the discussions remain civil, and everyone's opinions are respected, there should be no problems.  The GM's are watching the boards to make sure discussions don't turn into flaming wars.

 

In my opinion, there's nothing wrong with a good debate.  Debates are healthy for a community like this, actually.  They show that everyone is unique and everyone has a voice, and that's certainly a good thing.

 

But you're right, things can easily get out of hand.  If someone feels offended by something they see on the message boards, the best course of action for them to take would be to address the issue with the person who posted the message, by sending an e-mail or private message.  Work the issue out 1-on-1 rather than letting it explode publicly.  Most issues like that can be resolved very peacefully if a private channel of communication is opened.  A person has to exercise good judgement in such a situation... always think before you type!

 

If someone feels that the boards are being used inappropriately (a disturbance being caused, another poster being harassed, profane material, etc.) they should direct one of the board's moderators to the post in question to deal with it.

 

Thanks for voicing your concern, HD.  :cool:

[Garnoopy 0]

Rofl... can someone expliain how we went from the world's most complicated question to polotics?

[Images 0]

Rofl... can someone expliain how we went from the world's most complicated question to politics?

I always thought the most complicated question was

"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

[LoAmi 0]

I always thought the most complicated question was

"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Would that be African or European?

[Images 0]

I always thought the most complicated question was

"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Would that be African or European?

i don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!  :o

[Garnoopy 0]

I always thought the most complicated question was

"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Would that be African or European?

ROFL... doesn't the next line have to do with coconuts or something?

[Garnoopy 0]

I always thought the most complicated question was

"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Would that be African or European?

i don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!  :o

"How did you know that?"

[spg 0]

Ok, now this topic has really gotten strange...  :o But hey, we sure got away from politics!

[Guest STSF Dacotah]

ROFL... doesn't the next line have to do with coconuts or something?

Coconuts are multi-cultural  :o

 

Dac

[LoAmi 0]

Coconuts are multi-cultural  :o

Coconuts are tropical!

[Dumbass 0]

Troll:  What is your favorite color?

 

Knight:  Blue!  No, it's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!