Ketchup

[Dumbass 0]

OK, I remember there was one guy who was Chief Engineer during an Academy who didn't have anything to do plot-wise. He created a bunch of NPCs and they had a BBQ in Main Engineering.

 

Anyway, he died because an ACTION statement came down that what he thought was ketchup was in fact engineering sealent. Of course this was the Academy he also graduated.

 

Anyway, perhaps he should have used this stuff instead.

 

[Sam_SemaJ 0]

See, this is one of those moments when this smiley works perfectly

 

;)

 

You see, they call it mellow, but i think he looks more like he hasn't the sligtest idea how to respond to what was just said, or maybe this one works better...

 

;)

 

but anyway, its an interesting story

[LoAmi 0]

Not quite -- for reference, it was me. I think it was a CSEC, not an engineer, and it was not the sim I graduated in (it must have been about a year later). And, yes, the ketchup was replaced with engineering sealant, and, to this day, I still think it was the funniest action statement I'd ever read.

[STSF_BluRox 0]

Ah, but do you have the matching William Shatner - Captain Kirk bottle to go beside it?!

 

::grins:: Thankful I'm not the only one I know that's now collecting ketchup bottles!

[WxMurray 0]

Mmm. Ketchup.

 

I don't collect them, but I love getting them to see what they say. When they had the one marked "Not Green" my brother and I would say things like "Pass the Not Green".

[Dumbass 0]

Well if you look in the back you will see the REAL reason Klingons hate Tribbles. That one there is drinking all the bloodwine!

[Ensign_Rompen 0]

OK, I remember there was one guy who was Chief Engineer during an Academy who didn't have anything to do plot-wise. He created a bunch of NPCs and they had a BBQ in Main Engineering.

 

Anyway, he died because an ACTION statement came down that what he thought was ketchup was in fact engineering sealent. Of course this was the Academy he also graduated.

 

Anyway, perhaps he should have used this stuff instead.

 

should'nt the real question be as to why he was having a bbq in engineering?

[LoAmi 0]

should'nt the real question be as to why he was having a bbq in engineering?

It was lunch in the security office.

 

And, for reference, if you want to graduate, please do not emulate this.

[STSF Precip 0]

I'll never forget the academy "Ketchup". LoAmi is correct, unless you actually have a shoreleave academy sim...you shouldn't enjoy barbeque on duty. Without a doubt one of the best GM action statements in STSF history. Quite certain Fred was responsible for it...but it was a while back.

 

-Precip

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Note to self: No ketchup at the academy.

[Ensign_Rompen 0]

lol...engineering needs to come with one of those idiot warning labels on the doors:

Caution: Do not attempt a BBQ

[MisterSmith 0]

<--- Proud Owner of a LoAmi brand Ketchup-O-Matic

[WesleyMustDie 0]

lol...engineering needs to come with one of those idiot warning labels on the doors:

Caution: Do not attempt a BBQ

Warp core doesn't go well with ketchup.

[Travis Kroells 0]

Castup child...Catsup.

[WesleyMustDie 0]

Nah uh, Travis. Ketchup. ^_^ Says so on the bottle.

[Ensign_Rompen 0]

sigh...people....Ketchup is made from tomatoes....Catsup is made from cats....

[WesleyMustDie 0]

LOL! Good one, Rompen! Funny! LOL!

[Dumbass 0]

LoAmi is correct, unless you actually have a shoreleave academy sim...you shouldn't enjoy barbeque on duty.

What if we have a BBQ on duty and we all agree to hate it? Would that work?

[Dumbass 0]

I can' believe someone actually resurected this old topic.

[Ensign_Rompen 0]

are you mocking me? ^_^

[eagle 0]

sigh...people....Ketchup is made from tomatoes....Catsup is made from cats....

and ketchup goes good with romulan in a pot with lots and lots of fry bread on the side

with honey and powdered sugar...again yum,yum... :D :D ^_^ :o B)

[WesleyMustDie 0]

<-----thinks there's something wrong with eagle

[eagle 0]

<-----thinks there's something wrong with eagle

who .........me........ ^_^ :D :D :P B) :o B)

[Ensign_Rompen 0]

<-----thinks there's something wrong with eagle

<----- Concurs with your diagnosis Doctor..I recommend immediate quarantine

[WesleyMustDie 0]

<-----puts eagle in sickbay.

 

 

"Stay there." ^_^