Best Christmas story

[Johnny Unitas 0]

Here's my Christmas story.....

 

12/20

Stupid Positron (Snowboarding movie) was stolen off mail trucks.

 

12/22

I shatter my radial head front-boarding the whale tail box.

 

12/23

X-rays confirm a shattered elbow.

 

12/24

I call 18 orthopedic surgeons.....none work for the next three days.

 

12/25

My bro backflips and I wasn't there to watch.

 

12/27

The orthopedic says that surgery will necessary.....that's on thursday. Swimming coach called......and now I'm going to miss State Championships. And now my computer is getting these dang pop-ups!

 

That's my story......

[Travis Kroells 0]

A couple of things here. And, please don't get offended. This is just how I am.

 

I couldn't help but find your story rather funny. Not because I dont like you, heck, I bearly know you, seeing as how you must have joined after my departure of STSF. I just love how crappy things like that happen around the holidays.

 

Second, for no apparent reason, the biggest thing in this story to me, that stuck out was that your spelled Manticore Manticorn. I dont know if this is intentional, but none the less, I found it captivating.

 

::Has no soul::

[Tovan 0]

mmmmmm corn ...

[Dumbass 0]

You know, since Precip and Garnoopy and at one time Kroells were both on the Manticorn and the Qob I guess you could say we had Corn on the Qob. :P

[Johnny Unitas 0]

Um.....yes, yes I did spell it wrong on purpose......

 

Thanks for your compassion Travis :P

[Cougar 0]

interesting key of events.

[Jenna James 0]

A couple of things here.  And, please don't get offended.  This is just how I am.

 

I couldn't help but find your story rather funny.  Not because I dont like you, heck, I bearly know you, seeing as how you must have joined after my departure of STSF.  I just love how crappy things like that happen around the holidays.

 

Second, for no apparent reason, the biggest thing in this story to me, that stuck out was that your spelled Manticore Manticorn.  I dont know if this is intentional, but none the less, I found it captivating.

 

::Has no soul::

First: Poor Johnny :P

Second: Bad Travis :P

Third: Travis you mention that Johnny

spelled Manticore, Manticorn.

I believe

that if you'll look at your post, you will see

that instead of writing; you spelled Manticore Manticorn,

you wrote; your spelled Manticore Manticorn.

 

 

I'm no great speller myself,and certainly not a Vulcan, but I find

that pointing out to Johnny, that he spelled a much larger word than you

wrong, is just, well........Facinating B)

 

 

 

Oh well, guess we all make mistakes :D

 

J/K.....Ya know I luv ya :D

 

 

Jenna

[Travis Kroells 0]

::Looks at above post::

 

And so Jenna, the battle of wits begins.

 

::ponders. Battle of wits?::

 

Crap.

[koolaidman 0]

pop ups ?get panic ware and sp2

[Dumbass 0]

::Looks at above post::

 

And so Jenna, the battle of wits begins.

 

::ponders. Battle of wits?::

 

Crap.

Leave it to Kroells to bring a knife to a gun fight.

[OHNO 0]

Shame on all of you. :P The question should be, How are you doing now Johnny? Let us know how the surgery turns out. Take care. :D

[Seiben 0]

Yeah, but we have no souls either :P

[Travis Kroells 0]

Leave it to Kroells to bring a knife to a gun fight.

Yes, but then I'd hopefully bring a gun to a knifefight...I hope. :P

[Travis Kroells 0]

Heh, that last post reminds me of something. I think it was the first Indianna Jones movie. He was in town, and this imposing looking guy pulls out a short sword, saber whatever and starts to swing it around impressinvly. This goes on for about ten seconds untill Indy shoots him in the chest and escapes with a smirk on his face.

 

:P

[Dumbass 0]

Yeah, that was a funny scene. But you remember later on (maybe even in a later movie, I don't remember) Jones was faced with 2 of those sword-waving people, reached for his gun, and it wasn't there.

 

Oh, well, at least his hat stayed on.

[Travis Kroells 0]

That's where a Hero's true power stems from. His hat. Or Alchohol. One of the two.

[Cptn Moose 0]

Heh, that last post reminds me of something. I think it was the first Indianna Jones movie. He was in town, and this imposing looking guy pulls out a short sword, saber whatever and starts to swing it around impressinvly. This goes on for about ten seconds untill Indy shoots him in the chest and escapes with a smirk on his face.

 

:P

I recall hearing somewhere that the original script called for a big fight scene there, but Harrison Ford had caught some flu bug or something and was sicker than a dog.

 

He improvised that bit on the spot in an attempt to finish work early and it turned into a keeper.

[Jenna James 0]

::Looks at above post::

 

And so Jenna, the battle of wits begins.

 

::ponders.  Battle of wits?::

 

Crap.

Battle of the wits? :P

What wits? :P

where? :D

 

Today's Word for Travis: Spell Check :D

 

 

::Loads wit gun:: B)

[Dumbass 0]

Today's Word for Travis: Spell Check :D

 

 

::Loads wit gun:: :P

Those must be blanks in your gun Jenna. Spell Check is 2 words.

[Travis Kroells 0]

...

 

::Blinks and looks around, figuring everyone wants a witty reponse from him::

 

Uh....

 

2-5=Negative Fun!!!!

 

Oh yeah...

 

Who spell checks their posts here? I mean...Sheesh. I've never had anything that improtant to say.

[Merina 0]

::goes crazy because of the manticore/n spelling::

[Travis Kroells 0]

Personally I'm suprised that a thread about the spelling of "corn" lasted as long as it did.

[Johnny Unitas 0]

I thought of Mantufloss, but I won't go there.

[Travis Kroells 0]

::looks 'round::

 

::sighs::