happy holidays

[koolaidman 0]

happy festivas

 

the story of festivas as told by frank castanza

 

FRANK: Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest?

 

KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh?

 

FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized

 

there had to be another way!

 

KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

 

FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

 

KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.

 

FRANK: She was.

 

 

and heres how it Festivas is celebated

 

FRANK: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.

 

KRAMER: Is there a tree?

 

FRANK: No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

 

KRAMER: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.

 

 

Have a happy festivas every one, remember to drag out that dusty oldold pole on december 23

 

 

read the entire scrpt here

Edited December 17, 2004 by koolaidman