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A few B-days!

Voran, Vanroy, and Garnoopy are all getting older today!

 

And, along those same lines, Garnoopy is finally learning to speak full sentences. He's turning two!

 

~HD

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And, along those same lines, Garnoopy is finally learning to speak full sentences. He's turning two!

This comes from someone who is less than 1 and a half himself. Heck, he joined STSF while he was still in the womb! ;)

Edited by Dumbass

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it's dumbass's birthday to isn't it? Happy birthday to you all. Many more years of happiness to you.

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Happy Birthday you guys...don't go blow anything up ok?

 

;)

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Happy Birthday you guys...don't go blow anything up ok?

 

:)

So implosion is okay? ;)

 

Happy birthday. :P

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For you Vanroy, a song. ;) Happy birthday.

 

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year

We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer

You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat

A million people every day are starving in the street

 

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor

Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four

There's garbage in the water

There's poison in the sky

I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

 

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

 

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits

Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits

The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

 

It doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one, we all get fried

 

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

 

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

 

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight

There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight

There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed

Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

 

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun

But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun

So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take

Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

 

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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Happy Birthday guys. And many more. ;)

 

Zaphod,

"Meow mix, now in new delicious gumbo flavor."

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Happy Birthday, Boys!

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Happy 2nd Birthday Garn

 

and Happy 35th Birthday Van, just 5 years to the big 4-0 I bet you're excited!

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Wow, All those people were born on the same day ::shudders:: clearly there is a higher being and he/she/it has a Wicked sense of humor!!

 

Happy Birthday!!

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Whoohoo, Happy Birthday fellas. ;)

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Wow, All those people were born on the same day ::shudders:: clearly there is a higher being and he/she/it has a Wicked sense of humor!!

 

Happy Birthday!!

Just imagine what it was like when all 3 of us were on the same ship!

 

For Garn:

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Now you've aged another year

Now you know that Death is near

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Children dying everywhere

Women crying in despair

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Pain destruction and despair

People dying everywhere

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Typhoid, plague and polio

Coffins lined up in a row

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

When you've reached the age you are

Your demise cannot be far

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Black Death has just struck your town

You yourself feel quite run-down

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Birthdays come but once a year

Marking time as Death draws near

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Soon your hair will all turn grey

Then fall out (or so they say)

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

May the candles on your cake

Burn like cities in your wake.

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

May the children in the street

Be your barbequeing meat

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

We love children, yes we do

Baked or broiled or in a stew

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

May your deeds with sword and axe

Equal those with sheep and yaks

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

They stole your sword, your gold, your house

Took your sheep but not your spouse

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

This one lesson you must learn

First you pillage, then you burn

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

While you eat your birthday stew

We will loot the town for you,

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

We brought linen, white as cloud

Now we'll sit and sew your shroud

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

You're a period cook, its true

Ask the beetles in the stew

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue

Your children plot to murder you

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Just be glad the friends you've got

Haven't found out you-know-what

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

It's your birthday never fear

You'll be dead this time next year

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

So far Death you have bypassed

Don't look back, he's gaining fast

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Now you've lived another year

Age to you is like stale beer

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

See the wrinkles on your face

Like the pattern of fine lace

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

You must marry very soon

Baby's due the next full moon

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

When you've reached this age you know

That the mind is first to go

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