The Blu Prints

[STSF_BluRox 0]

For our newer crew, an inreverent look at last week's chatlog, and twisting what was said to our own means!!

 

Lt._Ki_rok [1/] Msg:I almost put a line about rubbing fur the wring way..but then I thought...

Blu> …..better of it!!

 

:Lt._Ki_rok [1/] Msg:I like my pips.....

Blu> And thinking “better of it” will help you retain them….

 

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:Though, I think Kbear has won this week, with the best use of a simulated fart

:Lt._Ki_rok [1/] Msg:very true..I was impessed by your tootelledge..

Blu> This is just wrong, on too many levels…

 

STSF_KBear [1/] Msg:::in her quarters a few hours after the visit to Dr Maxwell

Blu> Better than being in the morgue a few hours after a visit to Dr Maxwell

 

[email protected] [1/] Msg::: in engineering, trying to get the execution on the viewscreen ::

[email protected] [1/] Msg:Rats, it's Pay Per View

Blu> You would….

 

STSF_KBear [1/] Msg:::sits up in bed feeling a lot better thanks to Maxwell::

Blu> Bzzzzz….::hits the censored key!!:::: Kania, TMI!!!

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:Kbear, pm

Blu> Wants the 411 privately~!!

 

Dr_Maxwell [1/] Msg:::Walks over to Kwai, hearing her mutter something:: Commander? Are you well?

Blu> Now he’s cruising the bridge!! First he’s with Blu, then Kania…and now trying to pick up Kiwi!!

 

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:@ Well, they wouldn't have cured me,just to poison me...

Blu> Wanna bet? I know the chancellor in RL….

 

Lt._Ki_rok [1/] Msg:::thinkng it would be hard to forget the only Vulcan on board..but doesnt comment::

Blu> We try our best to however….

 

Cdr_Kwai [1/] Msg:Wydown>Putting it on screen now ::taps commands to put it up on the plasma::

Blu> We have a plasma viewscreen now? Man….when is football again?

 

:STSF_KBear [1/] Msg:+NewBajor+ Sir DOes that Include the death of rear Admiral BluRox?

Blu> Envisions Kania rubbing her hands together and snickering….

 

:[email protected] [1/] Msg:Not sure. I kinda feel like playing a practical joke on someone, but last time I did I got demoted.

:LtCdr_JAX [1/] Msg:True, but Lets do it

:[email protected] [1/] Msg:OK, today is hereby Make Life Hell For A Random Crewman Day.

Blu> I rolled for this, and he actually got the right combination of a devil and a loon, so…will allow one practical joke on the crewman of his choice…

 

:Cdr_Kwai [1/] Msg:Kwai>::although she started out faking, now she really has fallen asleep, resting as she's supposed to::

Blu> Well, now we know how she intends to deflect Maxwell’s intentions…

 

LtCdrRobinson [1/] Msg:::smiles at Hans:: This is why I wasn't cut out for command, I call a senior staff meeting and no one shows up.

Blu> They know you don’t bring donuts, only toast…

 

:[email protected] [1/] Msg:::gets out on the oira ::

Blu> Spy!!!

 

STSF_KBear [1/] Msg:HQ thinks they are bluffing about Killing BluRox. I for one hope they are right

Blu> She’s lying, she wants the ship for herself!!

 

Lt._Ki_rok [1/] Msg:thats a mighty big gamble, isnt it.................................sir.....

Blu> I’d put $200 on black…..not blu….

 

 

:STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:ACTION> Evidently, the virus had also gotten into the food processors, and Apollo has eaten recently. Apollo, suddenly comes down wtih the toots as well::

LtCdr_Hans_Seiben [1/] Msg:<<ROFL>>

Cdr_Kwai [1/] Msg:((Oh that's just....cruel))

Apollo_Link [1/] Msg:<<On some level Blu thats just so not fair>>>

Blu> I never said I was fair….

 

[email protected] [1/] Msg:Clone her?

Blu> Face it Trepp…if it could be done, you all would have already done so to get rid of me before!

 

[email protected] [1/] Msg:What if WE are allowed to perform the execution, and take her body away for "proper Federation ceremony"?

Blu> Not really liking the sound of this either…..

 

Mon Sep 13 23:53:43 2004:Apollo_Link [1/] Msg:You know, its not like she is n't the only Caitian down there....she shouldn't be THAT hard to find on scanners.

Blu> God I hope they don’t have cats….

 

[email protected] [1/] Msg:Here's my idea: We execute her "according to Catain traditions" by stabbing her. THe weapon will be coated with a poison to make her appear dead, while Will stabs her nonfatally. Yes, he'll have to practice.

Blu> Wait…now you want to let Will kill me…yet another way?! And you want to teach him this? And if I survive, now I’ll have to even avoid him around his toast butter knife?

 

Mon Sep 13 23:55:00 2004:LtCdrRobinson [1/] Msg:If she sees me coming at her with a knife, she'll claw my eyes out.

Blu> good guess…

 

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:< ::looks at our med staff:: Oh crud>>>

Dr_Maxwell [1/] Msg:<<HEY! I take great offense to that, Blu :( >>

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:<I'm looking at the 2 missing ones silly!>>

 

Mon Sep 13 23:56:53 2004:Apollo_Link [1/] Msg:I am sure you'd much rather go down there with toasters blazing but that’s just not an option.

Blu> Toaster set to lightly toasted..

 

LtCdrRobinson [1/] Msg:I wish we had a changeling right now...

Blu> That’s not what you said during that other plot when it tried to kill you!

:LtCdrRobinson [1/] Msg:::can't believe he just said that::

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:<watch what you wish for Will>

 

STSF_KBear [1/] Msg:Which I hope they are faking it

Blu> No no no…it was Kwai that was faking…

 

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:<enter your choice of execution now>

STSF_KBear [1/] Msg:sword>>

[email protected] [1/] Msg:<drawing and quartering!>

Cdr_Kwai [1/] Msg:((Strangled?))

Dr_Maxwell [1/] Msg:<<Disembowlment :D >>

LtCdr_Hans_Seiben [1/] Msg:<Firing squad?>>

Apollo_Link [1/] Msg:<<Eaten by Squids!>>

:LtCdrRobinson [1/] Msg:<<death by being tossed in a great pit of moldy green toast>>

Lt._Ki_rok [1/] Msg:<<drawn and quartered>>

Cdr_Kwai [1/] Msg:((Death by Catnip?__

[email protected] [1/] Msg:< or.. a flogging by a Cat O Nine Tails >

[email protected] [1/] Msg:<< they could drop her off on a planet full of sentient dogs... >

STSF_BluRox [1/] Msg:< just feeling the love here>

LtCdrRobinson [1/] Msg:((yeah, I don't think we will be able to revive Blu with those means of execution...))

Blu> Thanks Will!