"Greatest Little Crew Of Em All"

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Doctor Garnoopy

Qel

IKC-Qob Lakota

Personal Log Stardate 50409.03

“Greatest Little Crew Of Em All”

 

~ Set to the tune of "Bilbo Baggins"

 

In the middle of the galaxy,

In the quadrant of Delta,

Flew a brave little ship which we all admire.

With its dark green hull,

Crazy little crew,

They blew up a ship

And managed to get lost.

 

Klingon, Klingon ship,

That’s all that was left.

Klingon, Klingon ship,

Strongest of the ships that we knew.

 

Now Klingons are violent folks ya know,

High in honor and they fight with pride.

They don’t like to mix with others ya know,

They just like to fight and eat their food.

But one day the Klingons were forced to join,

With the Federation from the Lakota.

In order to fight their way back home,

To travel across the quadrant and find their home.

 

Vorcha, Vorcha ship,

That’s all that was left.

Klingon, Feddy crew,

Greatest little crew of em all

 

Well they fought with mammoths,

Battled the planets,

They wrestled with time,

Children were born.

They were chased by Qel’s,

Trapped by aliens,

Escaped from their enemies entrapping cells ohhh.

 

Klingon, Feddy crew,

Greatest little crew of em all.

 

Now they’re back at home with high praise,

That amazing crew whom we all admire.

Just sitt'n on their butts eating away,

Drinking their wine by the barrel.

 

Vorcha, Vorcha ship,

That’s all that was left.

Klingon, Feddy crew,

Greatest little crew of em all.

 

Vorcha, Vorcha ship,

That’s all that was left.

Klingon, Feddy crew,

Greatest little crew of em all.