Lt.(jg) Arphazad Lo'Ami's Personal Log

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Personal Log, Stardate 10302.09. I could make this log a long, technical description of the experiments and theory that led to the discovery of the hypertachyon particles the Vogarts used to transport us at very high speed back to Federation space.  However, I have been intrigued by a reference made on the bridge to this mysterious pre-warp Terran known as "Elvis," and his appearance in "Blue Hawaii." I was forced to admit ignorance, however, a good scientist cannot remain ignorant for long.  A small amount of computer databank research revealed the answer: the reference was to a 20th century Terran singer named Elvis Costello!  Apparently, in the early 21st century, in an the American city of Las Vegas, the entire crowd at a certain "Hawaii Grill, Bar and Lounge" turned various shades blue after eating a spoiled Salmon Mousse while listening to a band playing Costello's music... "Blue Hawaii?"  Sometimes Terrans manage to include some rather obscure incidents in their collective memories.

 

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Computer Music> But she used to have a carefree mind of her own

Computer Music> With a devilish look in her eyes...

Computer Music> ... Veronica ...

 

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