the new girl

[Guest STSF Dacotah]

ok, I have all the calculations complete, M= all matter A= Academy D= Dacotah T= Torpedo

 

at the beginning of the sim, things look like this:

 

A=60 M=Existent D=:) T=not detonated

 

in the middle:

 

A= 30 M=Some what there D=  :)  T=not detonated

 

at the end:

 

A= 0 M= 0 D=  :D  T= Boom

 

so  A=60=M=100%-60A= :) D+T=0% of M=0A (end of sim)

Okay, now ... does everyone notice how I'm HAPPY at the beginning of an Academy?? It's only when things start going into the toilet does the likilhood of me torpedo-ing my own away team/ship/crew increase.

 

Unless of course I've run out of Martini olives, then it doesn't matter -- you're all dead from the get-go  :)

 

Dac

 

ps ... and you will be shocked and amazed that the Sunday night Academy all hands SURVIVED.  Fresh olives and some fantastic playing made for a great sim!

[HyperDrive 0]

ok, I have all the calculations complete, M= all matter A= Academy D= Dacotah T= Torpedo

 

at the beginning of the sim, things look like this:

 

A=60 M=Existent D=:) T=not detonated

 

in the middle:

 

A= 30 M=Some what there D=  :)  T=not detonated

 

at the end:

 

A= 0 M= 0 D=  :D  T= Boom

 

so  A=60=M=100%-60A= :) D+T=0% of M=0A (end of sim)

Okay, now ... does everyone notice how I'm HAPPY at the beginning of an Academy?? It's only when things start going into the toilet does the likilhood of me torpedo-ing my own away team/ship/crew increase.

 

Unless of course I've run out of Martini olives, then it doesn't matter -- you're all dead from the get-go  :)

 

Dac

 

ps ... and you will be shocked and amazed that the Sunday night Academy all hands SURVIVED.  Fresh olives and some fantastic playing made for a great sim!

She's lying; just wait until next week..... then you'll die. :)

 

HD

[Webmaster 20]

It's not good to say the Goddess is lieing...  lol.  It could become that all live but you then.    :D

[HyperDrive 0]

::looks at Webby:: But, I have the special key to the "One Time Use Only Evacuation Pod"! She can't kill me.....

::smiles::

HD

[Garnoopy 0]

:: steals HD's key, runs away laughing :: MUUUUUUWWAAAHHHHHH

[STSF Precip 0]

In defence of the Goddess of Academies, everyone did live Sunday Night.

I was quite surprised....I did not find myself being detonated,diseased, or phazed out of existence.  Perhaps Loami offered Dac some birthday cake as a  bribe or something...There was mayhem on the ship..but all  hands did survive!

 

Precip

[VileRomulan 0]

no, some actions are controled by short, wrinkly, pale, bald, senile, and fat commodores, example Atr- umm, Edward Jellico!

Now look, can we get my description to at least be consistent!!!?  I don't recall short or senile.  I remember being old, fat, bald, pale-skinned, cheesy and having bad breath! So I think... uhmm, jeesh, so nice of me to clarify it, eh?  ::sigh:: I guess we can throw in senile now, eh?

 

::wanders away, muttering:: Now where did I leave my glasses....

I do beleive I sed Edward Jellico, not Atragon

[MisterSmith 0]

Captain Jellico is not bald VileRomulan, but this guy I know named Atragon is!

[Guest STSF Lightning]

We shall call 11 PM ET the Event Horizon beyond which no living matter exists.  Starships, ensigns, cadets... all disappear upon its boundry, sucked into a void only they know the definition of.  Is it an alternate universe that rains donuts?   But isn't the Hood at 11, and exactly like that? While also being an Advanced sim? ;x ::ducks and runs for dear life::   ~ STSF Lightning ~ Star Trek™ Simulation Forum Game Master (GM) Saturday STSF Lounge Bartender In the StarTrek.com Holodeck Chatroom 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM (Eastern) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM (Pacific)

[VileRomulan 0]

Captain Jellico is not bald VileRomulan, but this guy I know named Atragon is!

your right, not entirally, but he dos have a few open spots here and there

[Captain Huff 0]

But isn't the Hood at 11, and exactly like that?

While also being an Advanced sim? ;x

::ducks and runs for dear life::

You better believe it!  :D  ::grabs a donut out of the air::