So...are you "one of them?"

[Darrik 0]

Wasn't that suposed to come out last summer!?  And just now she's released a name!?!?!?

No, she released book number five last summer. And expect the name of the book to change another five times before it comes out in print.

 

Also, I think J.K. started drinking after Clinton beat her with having a thicker book. Right now she's probobly writting about what type of toothpaste Harry uses, either because she's running out of a plot, or becuase she wants to beat Clinton.

 

PS Don't worry about her having trouble writting an ending to the book; she already wrote it, and hid it in a yellowly-minilo envolope, in her drawer. It's two to the left, and three down, under her underwear. I snuck in a while ago and read it. I won't tell you much, but I'll tell you this; You would not belive some of the things about frogs. Boy, will I ever see them in a new light!

 

<<yes, the last two lines we're from LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING, by Douglas Adams. I just thought it was appropriete for the joke>>

Edited June 29, 2004 by Darrik

[FredM 0]

Also, I think J.K. started drinking after Clinton beat her with having a thicker book. Right now she's probobly writting about what type of toothpaste Harry uses, either because she's running out of a plot, or becuase she wants to beat Clinton.

Hey there,

 

Doubtful...despite what Clinton may think, size isn't everything. Given the number of negative reviews...I doubt JKR has any issues. I mean, when everyone's saying your book is only good as a door stop, I mean really.

 

As for the title of book six, kind of interesting. She's apparently said book six will relate a to a lot of hints from the first book. I read someonwhere that the title she's using now is actually something she considered calling the first one in a very early draft. Should be interesting to see....

[Cosmo Rex 0]

Hey there,

 

Doubtful...despite what Clinton may think, size isn't everything. Given the number of negative reviews...I doubt JKR has any issues. I mean, when everyone's saying your book is only good as a door stop, I mean really.

 

As for the title of book six, kind of interesting. She's apparently said book six will relate a to a lot of hints from the first book. I read someonwhere that the title she's using now is actually something she considered calling the first one in a very early draft. Should be interesting to see....

::is very happy with his copy of 'My Life' ::

[Darrik 0]

::is very happy with his copy of 'My Life' ::

Are we talking about the same book here? :mellow:

[Tachyon 0]

Apparently Rowling's latest title is Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.

 

This information brought to you by Tachyon via HypaSpace via CNN via Rowling's website.

 

Which of course means that somewhere along the way, an insane gopher modified the title. Thank you. Have a nice day.

[STSF_BluRox 0]

Apparently Rowling's latest title is Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.

 

This information brought to you by Tachyon via HypaSpace via CNN via Rowling's website.

 

Which of course means that somewhere along the way, an insane gopher modified the title. Thank you. Have a nice day.

::snickers:: You're a day late dude....see my post on page 3 yesterday....

 

:mellow:

[Tachyon 0]

::snickers:: You're a day late dude....see my post on page 3 yesterday....

 

:mellow:

Actually, I was only 22 hours 58 minutes late. :P

[FredM 0]

This information brought to you by Tachyon via HypaSpace via CNN via Rowling's website.

Hey there,

 

Well that explains why his report was late...he got it from CNN. After all, they are the news network more people don't trust for fair and balanced reporting. :mellow:

[NDak 0]

Hey there,

 

Well that explains why his report was late...he got it from CNN. After all, they are the news network more people don't trust for fair and balanced reporting. :P

::thwaps Fred into next week:: :mellow:

[STSF_BluRox 0]

Hey there,

 

Well that explains why his report was late...he got it from CNN. After all, they are the news network more people don't trust for fair and balanced reporting. :mellow:

Actually, that's where I had found it the day before!

 

Blu

[Tachyon 0]

:: Backs away slowly and hopes they forget about him::

[Images 0]

i'm waiting for harry to start drinking, getting with the ladies and pulling bank jobs...Tarantino could direct the film adaptation :mellow:

[Darrik 0]

i'm waiting for harry to start drinking, getting with the ladies and pulling bank jobs...Tarantino could direct the film adaptation :mellow:

If that's the kind of book you want, try the Barry Trotter books. They're actually quite good.

Edited July 1, 2004 by Darrik

[FredM 0]

i'm waiting for harry to start drinking, getting with the ladies and pulling bank jobs...Tarantino could direct the film adaptation :mellow:

Hey there,

 

Yes, the eighth book will be titled "Harry Potter And The Hogwarts Brothel".

 

There are a few obvious remarks that could be said here, but I'll leave that to your own imagination. :P

[Seiben 0]

Heh.. interesting stuff. Hmm.. I have seen the movies, and played the Philosipher's Stone PC Game, but that's as far as I got. I got too addicted on LOTR, so like Huff.. HP was wasted on me. Didn't read the books yet, but something I might do in the near future.