'Vulcan Standards'

[Phillip Ellis 0]

PERSONAL LOG

June 7, 2003

 

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It was a sunny day in Spokane, which made Phillip happy. That seemed to be the only thing going right lately. Yesterday for example, his team had finally finished all the lighting work for the bridge unit. Four hard days of work, long ones at that.

 

And just before the lighting systems were to be loaded and sent to San Francisco, some Vulcan ‘Safety’ inspector came by and ruled that the product didn’t meet “Vulcan standards.’ Phil wanted to go up to that green blooded, pointy-eared dog and deck him right then and there.

 

The lights met human standards, and as far as Phil was concerned, that was good enough, to heck with the Vulcans. Smug green bloods, always looking down on ‘the emotional’ humans.

 

But as always, the General Electiric people gave in to the ‘whims’ of the Vulcans, and Phil and his team had to start all over so that the system met ‘Vulcan’ standards.

 

So here Phil was, on his ‘day-off’ working on the same system he had worked on for the last four days. And as he did he wondered if the Vulcans realized how annoying they really were.

 

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[Dumbass 0]

he wondered if the Vulcans realized how annoying they really were.

Heck, that's part of our charm!

[Sheng-ji 0]

Heck, that's part of our charm!

Vulcans have charm....thats gotta be some sort of Oxymoron...