Ensign Van Roy's Personal Log

[Dumbass 0]

(Found smeared with bio-matter on an observation room wall)

 

A great adventure is waiting

For you on up ahead.

Hurry onward engineer

Or you will soon be dead!

The journey now before you

May be long and filled with woe,

But you must escape the ceiling pass

So your story can be told!

 

Ensign Van Roy journeyed on

A distance far and fast,

To find a safe way out of

The kidnapers' ceiling pass.

The road ahead is very full

Of danger, fear and fright,

But push on Ensign Van Roy

With all of your Vulcan might!

 

Your shipmate LtJg Messner

Lies somewhere way ahead,

But if you look back engineer

Your crew will soon be dead!

Young Chief Engineer Van Roy

The time is growing late,

But if you slow down now

You will seal the QoB crew's fate.

 

Follow Messner's tapping sounds!

They will help you guide the way.

There's still a lot of ground to cross

Inside the ceiling so gray.

Ahead of you lies adventure

And your strength still lies within,

But freedom from the cell of doom

Is the treasure you will win!

 

(Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!)  :laugh:

[VileRomulan 0]

lol, South Park, great remix (Now let's see what happens when we introduce Lemmiwinks to the indothermic heat of Mr. Slave's @** (name censored for protection of the individual)

[Dumbass 0]

I'm glad you liked it.  I better get my ship's "Best Log of the Year" award for this!