Funny Anagrams

[Travis Kroells 0]

Heh, I was on a website when I found these, hope you like...(P.S. A skivers Troll is an anagram of Travis Kroells)

 

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

 

Funeral = Real Fun

 

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

 

The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

 

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

 

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing (Dave Mathews Band envy)

 

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

 

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

 

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

 

Software = Swear Oft

 

Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!

 

The Detectives = Detect Thieves

 

The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man

 

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

 

Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim

 

A Gentleman = Elegant Man

 

Presbyterian = Best In Prayer

 

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

 

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

 

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

 

Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod

 

Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden

(MIT)

 

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

 

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

 

Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

 

Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

 

Admirer = Married

 

Indomitableness = Endless ambition

 

David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV

 

Howard Stern = Retard Shown

 

October Sky = Rocket Boys

(The 1999 movie October Sky is based on Rocket Boys, a memoir by Homer "Sonny" Hickam)

 

Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? = He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.

 

William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife

 

George Bush = He bugs Gore

 

George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

 

Silence of the Lambs = Con Bites Male Flesh

 

Twenty thousand leagues under the sea = Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense.

 

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Travis Kroells: A Skivers Troll

 

Garnoopy: A Pongy Or

 

Mike Vanroy: Avoyer Mink

 

 

 

MORE TO COME!!!

Edited February 23, 2004 by Lt. Travis Kroells

[Travis Kroells 0]

Atragon-9: Raga Ton

 

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World Trade Center = Lewd Terror Act; End.

 

The Florida Vote Recount = Done To Cover Their Fault

 

Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down

 

Allied Force = Oil-led farce = Farce! Old lie!

 

Impeach Clinton = Point: cancel him = Then clip Monica

 

The Microsoft Corporation = Horror of Competition Acts

 

Princess Diana = Car, Snap, Die, Sin

Apple Computer Inc. = Complete Up in Crap

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OTHER INFO:

 

Japan is the only country whose former capital city (Kyoto, A.D. 794-1868) and present capital city (Tokyo) names are anagrams of each other.

anagrammist n. : one who composes anagrams and when asked for the four points of the compass is likely to reply thorn, shout, seat, and stew.

Edited February 24, 2004 by Lt. Travis Kroells

[Dumbass 0]

Here's one I thought of in class, guess which one.

 

Economics = Comic Nose

[Daniel Kroells 0]

Meh, in light of recent news controversies...

 

Half time=Halt me if

 

:)

[Dumbass 0]

Daniel Kroells = Darn E Likes LOL

[Dumbass 0]

Accountant = A Can't Count