Would You Rather...

[Garnoopy 0]

I was browsing through calenders the other day and I came across this one which was very odd but contained some intresting questions. I present some of those questions to you here and now.

 

Think about them, it can be a tricky decision at some points.

 

Would you rather. . .

 

Have to use a toilet that is unbelievably filthy and gross

OR

use one that's clean but has half a dozen small jumping fish in it?

 

Be boiled alive gradually like a lobster

OR

frozen slowly like a popsicle?

 

Swim across a crocodile-infested river

OR

camp one night on an island inhabited by man-eating tigers?

 

Know what your lover says behind your back

OR

not know?

 

Like a cow's entire face, including eyelids, nostrils, and "lips"

OR

shovel cow dung for eight straight hours?

 

Be on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list for a year

OR

be a deer during hunting season?

 

Loose your eyes

OR

your arms?

 

Frequently be misunderstood

OR

have most people not even bother to listen?

 

Have one eye with a yellow iris and one eye with a red iris

OR

have both irises totally black?

 

Navigate through life always wearing 3-D glasses

OR

a milk mustache?

 

Be caught in the path of an elephant breaking wind

OR

sit on a porcupine?

[Nemesis 0]

1. Filthy toilet because I can use the washroom standing up

 

2. Well I live in Canada so the popsicle bit is a lot like real life so I'll go with the boiling part (hmmmm lobster)

 

3.Camp one night on a man eating tiger infested island, your chances for survival increase if you choose a suitable camping place.

 

4.I'm 16 I'm not allowed to have a lover my mommy would be cross if I did

 

5.Both sound fun can't choose I'll do both of them

 

6.Be a deer during hunting season because I would have has to have done something bad to be on the most wanted list.

 

7.Eyes, can't play guitar without arms even though not having eyes would make it difficult.

 

8.Well what does it matter aren't they the same thing they don't understand because they never listen

 

9.hmmmm hard choice I'll go with black because thats like a cartoon.

 

10.I already navigate using 3D glasses and a milk mustache would stink after awhile so I'm going with 3D glasses

 

11. Be in the path of an elephant breaking wind its a lot quicker then pulling those quills out of your butt.

Edited January 7, 2004 by NEMESIS

[FredM 0]

Hey there,

 

1) Have to use a toilet that is unbelievably filthy and gross. I've had to use worse in my life and it's not like what's there won't wash off with a little soap..

 

2) Frozen slowly like a popsicle. You'd lose consciousness long before you perished, so you wouldn't feel much..

 

3) Swim across a crocodile-infested river. You northern folk. You honestly think this is a hard thing to do? Man...come live down here in South Florida for awhile (where gators often end up in people's pools).

 

4) Know what your lover says behind your back Knowing would allow for the ability to improve.

 

5) shovel cow dung for eight straight hours Far worse things in life.

 

6) Be on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list for a year So they finally figured out I'm really Osama Bin Laden, so what?

 

7) your arms Having the ability to see is something I cherish. You can get "replacement" arms these days, but you can't replace what a sunset looks like or the stars on a clear night.

 

8) have most people not even bother to listen Story of my life. :lol:

 

9) have both irises totally black Would be a great conversation starter, don't you think?

 

10) Navigate through life always wearing 3-D glasses Since 3-D glasses aren't always goofy looking these days, could probably deal with it.

 

11) Be caught in the path of an elephant breaking wind If this was the worst thing to happen to me in my life, I could only be so lucky..

[Nemesis 0]

3) Swim across a crocodile-infested river. You northern folk. You honestly think this is a hard thing to do? Man...come live down here in South Florida for awhile (where gators often end up in people's pools).

Crocs are more aggressive then gators and also can out swim and outrun people over short distences, so I'll take my chances in a tree with a shotgun surrounded by tigers.

[FredM 0]

Crocs are more aggressive then gators and also can out swim and outrun people over short distences, so I'll take my chances in a tree with a shotgun surrounded by tigers.

Hey there,

 

Again, my statement stands. Seems ya'll think these creatures are out to kill anything and everything. Not really the case....

 

I'd take my chances in the water.

[Dumbass 0]

Oh, man, Kroells is going to have fun with the polls on this one!

 

Here are my answers:

 

* Clean toilet with jumping fish - it can't be much worse for the fish than the San Francisco Bay water is already

 

* Frozen slowly like a popsicle - you're going to be numb anyway, right?

 

* Heck, I'd be lucky to have a lover in the first place! I'll worry about what she says later.

 

* I have no problem "liking" a cow's face. If you asked about LICKING my answer might differ.

 

* Be a deer druing hunting season - The FBI recently said that my city, San Jose, CA, was the safest major city in North America. If I were on the wanted list I would have to move. Assuming the FBI report is true a deer walking around San Jose should be perfectly safe.

 

* Tough call on eyes or arms. I'll have to get back to you.

 

* Frequently misunderstood - I'm an accountant. Being misunderstood is part of the job. I'm used to it.

 

* Have both irises totally black - Heck, I'd even choose that over the irises I have now!

 

* A milk mustache - As long as I always have milk available it looks somewhat normal.

 

* Be caught in the path of an elephant breaking wind - If I'm in the path of an elephant I would be in front of the elephant, wouldn't I?

[Dumbass 0]

Of course if all the options involving eyes were to happen they would pretty much cancel out the worst of each other.

[Seiben 0]

> The unbeleiveably filthy one, being a guy, I can always stand up, or use some TP over the seat.

 

> Frozen slowly, living in Toronto and Edmonton, that's basically what I do/did every winter anyways. :lol:

 

> Camp one night on island, me can't swim,

 

> Not knowing? But unapplicable.

 

> Liking a cow's face. Cows faces are cute, and I like them.

 

> A deer in hunting season. I could probably find some enat hiding spaces.

 

>Hmm.. I'd say me arms.. I could get those prosthetic arms, but you can't replace your eyes.

 

 

>Have mosy people not even bother to listen. People do that to me almost all the time

 

 

>Black, it'd be an interesting conversation starter

 

 

>milk moustache?

 

 

>Elephant, I'd be infront of the elephant, as Dumbass stated

[NDak 0]

Be on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list for a year

OR

be a deer during hunting season?

 

obviously you have never been to west virgina. what we don't kill during bow, antlerless. antler, hunters choice, muzzleloader, holidaty/family hunting seasons gets ran over on the Interstate!

 

So with that in mind...I am going with the FBI, but then on the toher hand locvated just half-an-hour from me is the FBI's headquarters for Finger Print Indetifiication...hmmm well let me see a bunch of red necks with rifles or the US> Gov't...

 

I think I'll stay with the Ten Most wanted...heck Osama hasn't been caught yet!

[HoD Bch 0]

rofl!

 

Jumping fish. Jumping = alive = clean

 

Freezing. There's a REASON I live in Connecticut.

 

Tigers. I can climb trees well enough. I don't swim fast.

 

Know, so I can exact revenge.

 

Shovel. I like to shovel. I don't care what. Dung makes good fertilizer. I already shovel dung now.

 

Deer. A lot of hunters miss. I'm not smart enough to avoid the FBI.

 

Arms. I'm good with my feet.

 

If nobody bothers to listen, it saves me the time of explaining. :lol:

 

Black eyes would be cool and I could get contacts anyway

 

3D glasses - doesn't effect my vision much, lol

 

Elephant. The offense would heal quicker.

[Dumbass 0]

Shovel. I like to shovel. I don't care what. Dung makes good fertilizer. I already shovel dung now.

Gosh, the list of people cleaning up after Rhoagie just gets bigger! :lol:

[Nemesis 0]

Deer. A lot of hunters miss. I'm not smart enough to avoid the FBI.

Sure you're smart enough just move to Canada and hide in NWT no one would ever look there and its only a year. You know what I just thought about why would I care if the FBI were after me I'm a Canadian they have no duristiction here thats the RCMP Mwhahahaha

[doctorhoneycutt 0]

Use one that's clean but has half a dozen small jumping fish in it? <Target pratice>>

 

Frozen slowly like a popsicle? <<It's 6 degrees outside right now>>

 

Camp one night on an island inhabited by man-eating tigers? <<Camp does not mean I have to sleep>>

 

Not know <<I was a AOL GM so I am used to not knowing whats really going on>>

 

Like a cow's entire face, including eyelids, nostrils, and "lips" <<Takes less time, I'm a busy man>>

 

Be a deer during hunting season? <<Just cause your a deer does not mean you have to live where they are shooting. I'll live in a nice petting zoo and the kids can feed me all day>>

 

Loose your eyes <<You can undress a woman with your eyes but its more fun with your limbs intact>>

 

Frequently be misunderstood <<I was ignored most of the time as an AOL GM, so lets try this for awhile>>

 

Have one eye with a yellow iris and one eye with a red iris << What fun it would be to watch people switch from eye to eye>>

 

Navigate through life always wearing 3-D glasses <<Ewwwww>>

 

 

Be caught in the path of an elephant breaking wind <<I'm a man, we grade farts>>

[Nemesis 0]

Frozen slowly like a popsicle? <<It's 6 degrees outside right now>>

It went down to 17 below today but thats celius and for me not really cold still jeans and t-shirt weather :lol:

[Seiben 0]

-17.. not bad. It was -24 here in Toronto with a windchill of -33. Hoo-wee. Reminded me of days in Edmonton, but having had to go to school in that weather, I think I already perfomed the slowly freezing like a popsicle part. :lol:

[Nemesis 0]

-17.. not bad. It was -24 here in Toronto with a windchill of -33. Hoo-wee. Reminded me of days in Edmonton, but having had to go to school in that weather, I think I already perfomed the slowly freezing like a popsicle part. :lol:

I'm too used to the cold so the freezing bit would be so boring you know...been there done that but you know the boilin bit would kill you quickly actually almost instantly not much actual pain you know :wub: the heat would shut down all your nerve endings almost immediatly :wub:

[Travis Kroells 0]

1) Dirty tiolet, because I have boyscout experience, I dont need to sit on it.

 

2) Frozen. Because just like Canada, Minnesota is cold in the winter...I could probably get a Packers game in before I died.

 

3) Camp with Tigers. I dont know why, I guess I'd rather be killed by Tigers, then Crocs

 

4) Not know. What would life be if you knew everything? One of mans greatest quests is for knowledge.

 

5) Cow dung. My uncle has a farm, I work there in the summers, so I've done it before, if you breathe through your mouth its not that bad.

 

6) FBI. Just cause if Im up there for a year, I've already done some bad stuff, and if I'm off in a year, I'd just hold up banks and stuff...No concicouenses.

 

7) Arms. I saw this thing on Ripleys where the woman was born with no arms, she worked, drove, and took care of her children with just her feet and legs. I dont know why but I was strangley atracted to that.

 

8) Understood. It happens already, here, there, every where!

 

9) Both black. I can scare little kids with them, which is one of my favorite things to do.

 

10) 3-D glasses. I hate milk, except for chocolite, so having a milk mustache is like a cardinal sin for me.

 

11) Porcupine. I like to poke my self with sharp things already, so its not much differnence.

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

Have to use a toilet that is unbelievably filthy and gross

OR

use one that's clean but has half a dozen small jumping fish in it?

 

1. I'd flush the fish infested toilet and send them all to fish heaven. Then I could do my business in peace without tiny fins tickling my butt. (Not that it's a bad thing.)

 

 

Be boiled alive gradually like a lobster

OR

frozen slowly like a popsicle?

 

2. I like popsicles. Then again, I like lobster too. If lobsters screamed, would we cook them? ... Well, maybe if they screamed all the time.

 

Frozen is better. It keeps longer. Then maybe in a couple thousand years someone can discover my body buried in the deep snow of the North (or maybe just in the freezer, if that's where I get frozen). And they could marvel at my intact clothing (underwear) and wonder about the weapons (chapstick) I'm carrying with me. And then later the top scientists of their day (assuming that scientists haven't been completely wiped from the earth) can do a mini-series on how they think I died. Then I'd be famous. Okay, so I'd be dead, too, but still famous. Doesn't that count for something?

 

 

Swim across a crocodile-infested river

OR

camp one night on an island inhabited by man-eating tigers?

 

3. If it was really infested water, couldn't you just walk across on their backs? Then again, I'd be safe enough on that island since I'm a woman. Those tigers are smart to only eat men. I think we should train all animals to do that. I'm working on getting my Chihuahua to eat men, too. So far she just licks fingers, but once she gets a taste of blood, I know she'd be unstoppable!

 

 

Know what your lover says behind your back

OR

not know?

 

4. I already know. He says, "Quit hogging all the covers", or sometimes he just mumbles in his sleep. Sometimes I wish I didn't know because that'd mean I couldn't hear him and would be able to get some sleep myself.

 

 

Like a cow's entire face, including eyelids, nostrils, and "lips"

OR

shovel cow dung for eight straight hours?

 

5. Did you mean 'lick' a cow's face? Because liking a cow's face wouldn't be too hard. I mean, I like cow's faces and horse faces and three-toed sloth faces, too. But not hyena faces, because they are always laughing at me.

 

 

Be on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list for a year

OR

be a deer during hunting season?

 

6. Thanks for bringing up bad memories of my past. Now I'm going to have to change my name *again* and relocate.

 

 

Lose your eyes

OR

your arms?

 

7. I like all my body parts, though I sometimes lose my marbles. In fact, I think they are rolling around in the kitchen right now.

 

 

Frequently be misunderstood

OR

have most people not even bother to listen?

 

8. Frequency 'B', Miss Underwood? What? What did you say? Sorry, I wasn't listening.

 

 

Have one eye with a yellow iris and one eye with a red iris

OR

have both irises totally black?

 

9. Wouldn't it hurt really bad if you go sticking flowers in your eyes, no matter what color they are?

 

 

Navigate through life always wearing 3-D glasses

OR

a milk mustache?

 

10. I thought I was wearing 3-D glasses. Everything is in 3-D! Wait, if you wore glasses on top of the 3-D, would you see in like ... 6-D? Freaky wicked!

 

If I had a milk mustache, I'd shave.

 

 

Be caught in the path of an elephant breaking wind

OR

sit on a porcupine?

 

11. How do you know Elephants pass gass? I know that hippos do ... out of their mouths ... but Elephants? I thought they were too stately to do such a thing. I mean, they *do* have manners! And I'm sure they'll never forget that you just insulted them.

[Images 0]

Have to use a toilet that is unbelievably filthy and gross

OR

use one that's clean but has half a dozen small jumping fish in it?

 

1. the gross one, urinating on a aquatic creatures is not my thang

 

Be boiled alive gradually like a lobster

OR

frozen slowly like a popsicle?

 

2. Frozen, at least it hurts less. i and you sort of drift to sleep

 

Swim across a crocodile-infested river

OR

camp one night on an island inhabited by man-eating tigers?

 

3. The tiger one, hell i'd get myself a big stick and stay awake all night waiting...then i'd kill a tiger and eat it

 

Know what your lover says behind your back

OR

not know?

 

4. Not know! i mean when you know you get all grumpy anyway!

 

Lick a cow's entire face, including eyelids, nostrils, and "lips"

OR

shovel cow dung for eight straight hours?

 

5. shovel dung and throw it at children

 

 

Be on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list for a year

OR

be a deer during hunting season?

 

6. The FBI list, cos hell. THEY CAN'T GET ME HERE!

 

Lose your eyes

OR

your arms?

 

7. I think my eyes. i dunno why

 

 

Frequently be misunderstood

OR

have most people not even bother to listen?

 

8. misunderstood. at least they aren't assmonkeys

 

Have one eye with a yellow iris and one eye with a red iris

OR

have both irises totally black?

 

9. The black one. you would looks so MEAN

 

 

Navigate through life always wearing 3-D glasses

OR

a milk mustache?

 

10. 3D

 

Be caught in the path of an elephant breaking wind

OR

sit on a porcupine?

 

11. Elephant! it's one of those frightening smelly memories we all love and only lasts a couple of seconds but with the other you'll be picking spikes out your bum from here to easter