Dumb Christmas Gifts

[Dumbass 0]

OK, I'll start the list of dumb, insulting, or "gag" gifts.

 

My "Secret Santa" at work got me a copy of Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends & Influence People"

 

I think there was supposed to be a hidden message there. No one is admitting giving me the book. ;)

[AndrewLyon 0]

My secret Santa got me a Dancing Hamster, in a hockey uniform. Anyone care to guess why this might not be the wisest gift.

[Images 0]

i despise secret santa. i mean you always get stuck with the person you know absolutely nothing about and never wanted to...and your best mate always gets the hot chick or the boss. I swear it's a conspiracy!

[T'Aniz Jozef 0]

:( Calendars! :) Why do I want to chart myself growing older? ;) Not a helpful gift...let the days glide by! :)

 

But I have to file another shuttlecraft report. While cruising near the Wormhole, I don't know, I may have picked up a strange transmission from the Gamma quadrant. Seems there's an odd looking race of felines out there, not Caitian. And nothing like our sweet PittyKitty. Some of them seem friendly, and some, I just don't know! I'm rushing this report to Starfleet HQ, at the highest warp my little shuttlecraft will go. See for yourselves:

 

The Friendly Feline Species

 

The Not-So-Friendly Ones !

[Travis Kroells 0]

::sighs:: I got colonge....

[Dumbass 0]

i despise secret santa. i mean you always get stuck with the person you know absolutely nothing about and never wanted to...and your best mate always gets the hot chick or the boss. I swear it's a conspiracy!

What is even worse is pulling the name of someone you absolutely can't stand. That happened to me once. I would have requested a different name but I drew the name of the person organizing it.

[Tovan 0]

::sigh:: .....i got a defective tricorder....and its plastic...

[Tovan 0]

:( Calendars! :) Why do I want to chart myself growing older? ;) Not a helpful gift...let the days glide by! :)

 

But I have to file another shuttlecraft report. While cruising near the Wormhole, I don't know, I may have picked up a strange transmission from the Gamma quadrant. Seems there's an odd looking race of felines out there, not Caitian. And nothing like our sweet PittyKitty. Some of them seem friendly, and some, I just don't know! I'm rushing this report to Starfleet HQ, at the highest warp my little shuttlecraft will go. See for yourselves:

 

The Friendly Feline Species

 

The Not-So-Friendly Ones !

your kittens are scary both friendly and non.

[ens_tino 0]

My neighor got me after shave and body spray. Im wondering if he's trying to tell me something.

[Seiben 0]

"Tighty Whities!" (underwer) even though I was lucky enough not to get that this year. ;) I kinda liked the gifts I got this year.

[Dumbass 0]

My neighor got me after shave and body spray. Im wondering if he's trying to tell me something.

OK, I'll say it.

 

You need to shave and you stink!! ;)

[Tovan 0]

ouch....poor tino ha ha ha

[LoAmi 0]

While they weren't holiday gifts, the dumbest gifts anyone can give are:

 

Decorative Glass Bowls.

 

Were they on sale or something?

[T'Aniz Jozef 0]

your kittens are scary both friendly and non.

:P Merci! :) This is unprecedented! :( I have just received another transmission via subspace over my shuttlecraft communications. :) And it's from the "Scarey Kittens" planet! :) They wish to ... ah ... advise .... Terrans and our allies on ... keeping of .... jeepers, :( my universal translator is skipping all around... ;) Let me just forward the message to you, as I rush to Starfleet HQ with this further communique. :P Translate the message at your own ... risk! :o

 

Rules for Strays :)

[Merina 0]

We did dirty santa at school and church. Man, at church did I ever get the lamest gifts, but I traded them for better ones. I don't even want to mention them.

[Travis Kroells 0]

OK, I'll say it.

 

You need to shave and you stink!! ;)

::Gasp!:: You stole the professors Smell-o scope from futurerama didnt you!!??