Ensign Voran's Personnal Log

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i have been speaking to a few of the crew members of such that our chirf medical officer doesnt go easy on her evaluations i must destroy her stick of pain or her anal thermometre see this is my plan i'm going to take all replicators in sick bay off line. Then i'm going to take a phaser and vaporize that thermometre and purge any significant traces of an old style earth thermometre from the ships data banks. But to get repromanded my first day of duty how am i going to pull this one off if i pull it off at all i hope the captain will need me to do something important but whatever duties i get i will succede i'm scared i dont know what other midevil torture methods she has. MOMMY!!!

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