And now, on the lighter side.....

[STSF_BluRox 0]

STSF Top Ten Signs You've Been Simming Too Much

 

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10. When asked, "Why do you have letters tattooed on your fingers?", you reply, "Those aren't tattoos, they're keyboard imprints."

 

9. You travel thousands of miles to vacation with your shipmates, and still only know them by their screen names when you get home.

 

8. You decide to play an albino Andorian, just so you and your character can have the same skin color.

 

7. You sign personal checks, bills, holiday cards and other correspondence with your character's name or screen name.

 

6. After months of work, you have made up the entire Gorn language - words, rules of vocabulary, the whole lot. You are bilingual, and can now speak fluid Gorn. Your friends stare at you strangely, and no one will sit on the same side of the table as you.

 

5. You can recite, verbatim, every single Rule of Acquisition.....but you can't remember how many kids you have.

 

4. You've been surviving so long on chips, pizza and Coke, that your body now contains more plastic than your keyboard.

 

3. Your Vulcan character has had a meaningful, emotional relationship within the last six years - and you haven't.

 

2. Your "If I won the lottery" plans involve the following: (a) building a really cool Star Trek house, or (:rolleyes: hiring actors to play aliens so that you and your friends can sim for real.

 

1. You are wearing your best fleet uniform in the pictures on your drivers license and passport.

[Apollo 0]

9. You travel thousands of miles to vacation with your shipmates, and still only know them by their screen names when you get home.

 

7. You sign personal checks, bills, holiday cards and other correspondence with your character's name or screen name.

 

6. After months of work, you have made up the entire Gorn language - words, rules of vocabulary, the whole lot. You are bilingual, and can now speak fluid Gorn. Your friends stare at you strangely, and no one will sit on the same side of the table as you.

 

1. You are wearing your best fleet uniform in the pictures on your drivers license and passport.

Those are my fav's ::ROFL:: atualy i put Destorie N'Dak on my Blue Book for a test the other day because i had just got done doing a log for him :rolleyes:

[FredM 0]

Hey there,

 

No, I have another one you missed....

 

11) You travel over 2,000 miles to meet people you've only seen online in an attempt to convience yourself that you are not alone. :rolleyes:

[Dumbass 0]

STSF Top Ten Signs You've Been Simming Too Much

 

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4. You've been surviving so long on chips, pizza and Coke, that your body now contains more plastic than your keyboard.

Well there's a simple explanation for this one. It's called college.

[Captain Huff 0]

10. I'm only missing the bottom row of letters, and half of the next row.

 

9. I make a special effort to learn first names!

 

8. The Horta was Horta-colored! So there.

 

7. Never!

 

6. Shakkah, when the walls fell: I have never learned Gorn.

 

5. I only know about three rules.

 

4. Well, yeah.

 

3. Well, yeah.

 

2. Ooo... hadn't thought of that! I would buy the Enterprise TOS bridge chair off eBay.

 

1. No! But I know someone who is!

[Nemesis 0]

I have worse problems I just spent an hour staring at Huff's avatar.

[Nemesis 0]

 

 

3. Your Vulcan character has had a meaningful, emotional relationship within the last six years - and you haven't.

 

Ummmm I was only ten 6 years ago but that one oh doesn't appy to....ok it does. :) :) :) :)

Edited November 11, 2003 by NEMESIS

[Tovan 0]

Ummmm I was only ten 6 years ago but that one oh ok it does. :) :) :) :)

yeah i remember the last six -10 years it was um....disturbing :).

[Tovan 0]

how about :

 

12) you play a character that is vulcan and you act like a vulcan in real life.

[Tovan 0]

Hey there,

 

No, I have another one you missed....

 

11) You travel over 2,000 miles to meet people you've only seen online in an attempt to convience yourself that you are not alone. :)

i wouldn't mind meeting every person on this website :) i will be looking forward to it though, if that was to ever happen :) .

[Dumbass 0]

i wouldn't mind meeting every person on this website :) i will be looking forward to it though, if that was to ever happen :) .

Actually, a group of us do get together in the summer. Usually there is either a big convention or we go to Star Trek: The Experience in Las Vegas. Contact FredM for the details.

[Webmaster 20]

i wouldn't mind meeting every person on this website :) i will be looking forward to it though, if that was to ever happen :) .

LOL... no you don't . :)

 

You don't wanna meet us all. Trust me on it. hehe

[ens_tino 0]

I live on pizza,chips,and coke anyways.

[Nemesis 0]

No one wants to meet me I'm a loose cannon who will kill you with my boring facts I learned from I don't even know or my political views on just about anything and everything :)

[ens_tino 0]

And heres another reas

 

You have yet to pay off your car and house bill but your internet and elctricity bills are paid off as soon as they hit the mailbox.

[T'Aniz Jozef 0]

For your telephone answering machine message: You begin with cool Star Trek music, and say "All hailing frequencies are open." Then give your ship's name, number, and your rank.... :ph34r:

[Captain Huff 0]

You don't wanna meet us all. Trust me on it. hehe

Yeah, how would YOU know? ;)

[Webmaster 20]

I'm not tellin. Webmaster does not give away all his secrets. :ph34r:

[Nemesis 0]

I'm not tellin. Webmaster does not give away all his secrets. :ph34r:

The Webmaster has secrets ::thinks:: some one send the FBI to dig up his backyard and basement. :-P

[Webmaster 20]

Actually... I have a project I am working on with the FBI. :ph34r:

 

The company I work for does some stuff for them. lol

[Zertz 0]

How interesting....secrets you say. I believe I left my list of reasons in my car. ::rapid footsteps, a car door opening and slamming closed, and a car driving away::

[Nemesis 0]

Actually... I have a project I am working on with the FBI. :ph34r:

 

The company I work for does some stuff for them. lol

Uh-oh now they are going to eliminate us all because we know the secret ::runs around in circles screaming::

[STSF_BluRox 0]

LOL... no you don't . :ph34r:

 

You don't wanna meet us all. Trust me on it. hehe

Oh!?? And how would you know?? Seems like you've hosed out on what, the last 8 years with this group??!!

 

Boy...get out of that basement!!! And get to at least one crab fest.

[Webmaster 20]

How do you think I've managed to stay alive? :ph34r:

 

LOL. J/K.

 

I'm hoping to be able to get out to an event. Just gotta get some money saved and such. Between buying a house, a car, a new laptop, and furnishing a house... I'm a poor man now. VERY poor. lol